[♥Coraline♥]

Nopony, on 28 June 2015 - 05:46 PM, said:

I'm just waiting for human-animal marriage to be recognized, or at least human-pony marriage. I want tooo marry my waifoo Sunset Shimmer.

[Radar]

Hey guys. Here are some pictures of me and my girlfriend.

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First, my girlfriend:

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Now, myself:

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Real girlfriends are so mainstream.

[Jimmy]

♥Coraline♥, on 28 June 2015 - 10:38 AM, said:

If people have a problem with me I open up my mouth like a big girl...

Now be a big girl and open that mouth.

[Mblackwell]

Talk about a busted nut.

[♥Coraline♥]

Black Shuck, on 01 July 2015 - 09:53 AM, said:

Now be a big girl and open that mouth.

Naughy...I like it

[DustFalcon85]

Nopony, on 28 June 2015 - 05:46 PM, said:

I'm just waiting for human-animal marriage to be recognized, or at least human-pony marriage. I want tooo marry my waifoo Sunset Shimmer.

You want alot of Kenneth Pinyans Nopony?

[Radar]

Nooo no nothing like that. I just want tooo merry mai waifoo Twilight Sparkle.

I didn't even know who Kenneth Pinyan was until you posted that picture of him. I know nothing about horse sex. You seem like you know stuff about horse sex. Why do you know things about horse sex?

[Forge]

Nopony, on 01 July 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Nooo no nothing like that. I just want tooo merry mai waifoo Twilight Sparkle.

So what's stopping you? Imaginary character - imaginary wedding. You can probably get her drawing printed onto a pillow case so you can cuddle (or whatever) for your honeymoon.

You need to try harder with your trolling - nobody is taking you serious.

[Hendricks266]

Nopony, on 01 July 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Nooo no nothing like that. I just want tooo merry mai waifoo Twilight Sparkle.

[Radar]

Forge, on 01 July 2015 - 08:26 PM, said:

So what's stopping you? Imaginary character - imaginary wedding. You can probably get her drawing printed onto a pillow case so you can cuddle (or whatever) for your honeymoon.

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I tried it. It's not the same.

[Jimmy]

That is so fucking gay.


I wanna hit on Coraline again and make this thread less gay.

[Person of Color]

I still want my Liara pillow with matching "blue waffle" fleshlight.

[Radar]

??? They are girls??? What's so gay about it???

[Person of Color]

It's not really that gay, did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 echidnas, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa? Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the sharpness of the spines, his paws on either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his beak in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

[Radar]

I love how on this forum this weird erotic stuff is considered to be on the same plane as My Little Pony. It's kind of a gift. There's nothing wrong with ponies. It's not my fault a positively awesome franchise attracts negative social behavior. If you pay attention to my posts, I'm not the one trolling, it's the guys after me that troll, but people think I'm trolling first because ponies are an offense to the pre-conditioned.

[Forge]

Right.

You know you keep posting that stuff and getting more weird with it just to get a reaction.

[Radar]

No one cared who I was until I put on a pony avatar. /bane

[Forge]

Nobody really cares if you like ponies. You throw logs on the flames, then when the fire starts to die out you come back and throw bigger and weirder logs on the flames. To claim that you're innocent of perpetuating this love/hate relationship is silly.
You could be just as well talking about Transformers or any other imaginary characters and you'd still get hell because you post shit like you're an over-infatuated 13 year-old, and you keep getting more extreme as time goes on.

Also kind of obvious when your "waifoo" changes. You've lost track of your own trolling.

Nopony, on 28 June 2015 - 05:46 PM, said:

I want tooo marry my waifoo Sunset Shimmer.

Nopony, on 01 July 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

I just want tooo merry mai waifoo Twilight Sparkle.

[Radar]

I don't know why you are attacking me. All I said was that I neeed tooo merry mai waifoo Rainbow Dash.

[Forge]

ponygamist

[Radar]

It's troo. My thoughts betray mee.

[MrBlackCat]

There is a difference between being socially secure and personally secure... just sayin.

While I am not personally insecure and only occasionally mildly socially insecure, threads like this really remove that completely.

I remember taking crap because I owned a body pillow... if I had only had a link to threads like this back then. I could have given the haters a MUCH bigger fish to fry... or hate on anyway.

A special thanks goes out the extremists here.

I have to say though... I have always done as I wished within legal limits, in privacy. I think the people with a need to fight "the world", even if the world is wrong, just like to fight. I don't let them change me. If I wanted to marry my body pillow, that is my business, but I would not consider trying to change the world to do it. Just pick your battles is all I am getting at. The legalized same sex marriage thing is confusing to me. If I am committed the person I am with, no "world who is wrong" is going to change that.
Besides, if anyone believes for a second that legalization of marijuana, same sex marriage, or most any other thing legalized, has ANYTHING to do with "fairness and rights" you are wrong. Directly or indirectly, it is about money.

Anyway... I realize this is the photo thread, sooo... I will take one soon. Until then, I will keep checkin out Coralines images.

MrBlackCat

[Radar]

MrBlackCat, on 03 July 2015 - 09:54 AM, said:

A special thanks goes out the extremists here.

The pleasure is all my mine.

And I try to stay within legal limits too. My mindgrapes perceive my headconon of Equestria Girls as taking place during their senior year. That would make them at least 18. Legal.

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[duke64nukem]

Welcome to Duke's troll house. Or as some call it Duke's house of troll. You are welcome to enter if you wish be aware of the dangers ahead.

Here is picture for me I woke up looked in mirror and said damn I'm looking good so I took a selfie

Duke64 American Kamikaze

[♥Coraline♥]

[♥Coraline♥]

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[Lunick]

A new tie came in the mail today:

[Inspector Lagomorf]

That is tieght.

[Mark]

I shudder just thinking about the suit that goes with it.

[CultureShock]

Mark., on 28 December 2015 - 12:35 PM, said:

I shudder just thinking about the suit that goes with it.

Hey, do you mind! I have a dress like this.