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24 March 2017 - 08:38 PMCareful examination indicates that he's holding a DartZone Covert Ops Scorpion Gatling Dart Blaster, available now at your local Walmart for $19.97, painted black and with the top handle substituted by a tiny skull.
24 March 2017 - 10:27 AMAbsolutely terrible launch trailer that completely fails to show off the biggest draws of the game those being the skillshot system
This looks like it was intended as a violence-free all-ages trailer, so they couldn't actually show off people getting shot. You'll notice that the giant text blurbs are actually covering up the on-screen gore.
I think the silliest part of this trailer is that they explicitly advertise "New Turbo Framerates" but rendered the video in 30 FPS.
22 March 2017 - 10:03 AMBut... why theatre? Duke doesn't fit there, and it's such a jarring addition you're not quite sure how to react.
Judging by the second ad, it looks like the premise of this campaign is highlighting how Duke has ended up "somewhere else he doesn't belong." The concept doesn't really work, though. since he's just being substituted in from his own FPS to another, one that could easily be said to have taken inspiration from him to begin with. Also, Duke has already been making crossover appearances as far back as Death Rally, Balls of Steel, and Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure. Also also, franchise crossovers aren't even particularly uncommon nowadays, what with Serious Sam and Lo Wang and whatnot ending up every which where.
22 March 2017 - 12:43 AMI was a little unsure of what the narrator said at the end, but the description in the official Gearbox upload confirmed my ears:
Gearbox Software said:Every masterpiece gets a little more "hashtag turnt" when you add Duke!
Be sure to keep a close eye on #turnt for all those Duke-related tweets and posts.
21 March 2017 - 08:29 PMI guess Big does have time to play with himself.