[PokeThePower]

jkas789, on 15 December 2020 - 09:35 AM, said:

TO HAVE DUKE MOTHERFUCKING NUKEM RECEIVE

I missed this... source?

[Futuretime23]

FunFilledFaith, on 15 December 2020 - 09:57 AM, said:

I missed this... source?

Oh god, do you really want to know this?

Fine.

Rename the Sounds_DLC03.dat to Sounds.dat and then extract it with Noesis then go looking for the following files.

DLC03_Duke_DonkeyLove01 to 09.

It's a set of unused audio files from TDWCM dlc which involve Duke unknowingly receiving a blowjob from a donkey (likely the same donkey from burning bush), featuring such gems as "WATCH THE TEETH BABE" in the middle of Duke moaning.
Then you have the DLC03_Duke_DonkeyDisgust 01 to 04 sound files which are him reacting in disgust to finding out he got blown by a donkey.

I suspect it might have been a joke based off the glory hole gag in the base game strip club, Duke would have found out he was getting blown by a donkey and not a babe and then react in appropiate disgust.
No animations of this exist in the dlc, but there are unused donkey ride animations. I haven't tried swapping em or anything but I think that was intended for a e3 2001 gag, but until I see em for myself, can't confirm.

Here's one of those gems in case you don't believe me yet: (WARNING NSFL)  DLC03_Duke_DonkeyLove_08.mp3 (56.03K)
Number of downloads: 340

[jkas789]

Futuretime truly is like Virgil to our Dante.

[PokeThePower]

*sigh* I vaguely remember people mentioning those audio files around here but hadn't listened to any of them myself.

Well unfortunately yeah that fits into the general Duke Deprecating humor that led to getting knocked on his ass and flipping off the clouds over and over. I can understand the straight line of how it wound up there but it is unfortunate. Though it does seem that either someone stepped in and said "This goes too far" or... well they just ran out of time.

I was there when the Pregnator was a "love gun" that the more you "pumped" it the stronger the white goop grenade it fired was and one of the ideas was it made the enemies fight on your behalf (since the goop was essentially a scent to target for attacks)... and we had folks internally saying "nah... too much" and I was part of those saying "it's great!" but always as a sub-primary gun.

However just by encouraging it all, eventually you get donkey teeth so... mea culpa.

[jkas789]

FunFilledFaith, on 15 December 2020 - 11:00 AM, said:

*sigh* I vaguely remember people mentioning those audio files around here but hadn't listened to any of them myself.

Well unfortunately yeah that fits into the general Duke Deprecating humor that led to getting knocked on his ass and flipping off the clouds over and over. I can understand the straight line of how it wound up there but it is unfortunate. Though it does seem that either someone stepped in and said "This goes too far" or... well they just ran out of time.

I was there when the Pregnator was a "love gun" that the more you "pumped" it the stronger the white goop grenade it fired was and one of the ideas was it made the enemies fight on your behalf (since the goop was essentially a scent to target for attacks)... and we had folks internally saying "nah... too much" and I was part of those saying "it's great!" but always as a sub-primary gun.

However just by encouraging it all, eventually you get donkey teeth so... mea culpa.

[PokeThePower]

jkas789, on 15 December 2020 - 11:35 AM, said:

[Scarred]

Kyeb, on 02 December 2020 - 10:50 AM, said:

Hey Charlie,

Just curious, am I right in thinking these screens are from the Duke's Penthouse levels? What was with the congratulates banner for Duke? From the other leaked screens I guessed the game starts similar to the released DNF we got (Duke going on a TV show and then the aliens attacking shortly after)

Thank you for your insights!

Man that pool looks awesome. very duke

[Fox]

FunFilledFaith, on 15 December 2020 - 12:52 PM, said:

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We are not living in a Cyberpunk dystopia

They promised companies would have names like "Akari Heavy Industries" or "N.E.R.V."

In real-life, the most powerfull companies have names like Disney, Apple, Google, Netflix, FedEx

[jkas789]

I have posted this before and I will post it again. We are living in a slow reenactment of Brave New World.

[Aleks]

jkas789, on 17 December 2020 - 05:15 AM, said:

I have posted this before and I will post it again. We are living in a slow reenactment of Brave New World.

Does that mean Mikko Sandt is the guy responsible for all the bad shit that's happening? Or you don't mean this Brave New World?

[jkas789]

I mean you have to admit. Mikko Sandt was always kind of sus.

(I liked that mini episode btw)

[Jimmy]

Fox, on 17 December 2020 - 04:56 AM, said:

We are not living in a Cyberpunk dystopia

They promised companies would have names like "Akari Heavy Industries" or "N.E.R.V."

In real-life, the most powerfull companies have names like Disney, Apple, Google, Netflix, FedEx

Hahahahah. Imagine thinking those are the most powerful companies.

Try: Walmart, Pfizer, Bayer, DuPont, Dow, Syngenta, General Electric, Berkshire Hathaway, Microsoft, Intel, IBM, HSBC Holdings, Citi Group, JP Morgan Chase, Goldman Sachs, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, BP, Shell, Chevron, ExxonMobil, Johnson and Johnson, Proctor and Gamble, Siemens, Nestle

These are the multinational conglomerates rendering national governments useless, bringing in the New World Order. Their racketeering and fraud are larger than most would believe.

Entertainment companies are practically expendable to the New World Order. What really matters is money, real estate, high tech, food, water, and medicine. Companies like Disney only exist now to control what goes out, which is why they buy everything up. But Disney and the rest of Hollywood ain't the ones calling the shots, just cashing the checks. They are nothing more than cheap whores for the establishment, just like the presstitutes in the media. And you can see them hemorrhaging money now as the NWO carries out it's plans. Follow the money.

[Aristotle Gumball]

You could add Weyland-Yutani to that list and it wouldn't look out of place.

[jkas789]

Don't forget visa and Master. If they don't like you they can make life for you impossible. Hope you like paying either in Bitcoin or physical money.

[Jimmy]

Oops sorry there's a coin shortage, we don't accept cash.

[Ninety-Six]

Aleks, on 17 December 2020 - 07:52 AM, said:

Does that mean Mikko Sandt is the guy responsible for all the bad shit that's happening? Or you don't mean this Brave New World?

jkas789, on 17 December 2020 - 08:18 AM, said:

I mean you have to admit. Mikko Sandt was always kind of sus.(I liked that mini episode btw)

That sounds like the impetus for some kind of joke community event but I can't quite figure out what it is.

[PokeThePower]

Imagine thinking that in the real CyberPunk future the corpse-organization names would be obvious to the public.

FFS guys.

[Balls of Steel Forever]

FunFilledFaith, on 17 December 2020 - 12:19 PM, said:

Imagine thinking that in the real CyberPunk future the corpse-organization names would be obvious to the public.

FFS guys.

Joe's pizza, you can say you're there for the pizza, but Joe isn't making multiple hotspots in the pizza capital of america off of just good pizza.

We know what you're hiding joe. we know

[jkas789]

[ETPC]

maybe 2021 will be the year!

[hismasterplan]

ETPC, on 01 January 2021 - 08:17 AM, said:

maybe 2021 will be the year!

10th anniversary of DNF.

[William Beavis]

hismasterplan, on 01 January 2021 - 08:41 AM, said:

10th anniversary of DNF.

20th anniversary of that notorious trailer.

[Ninety-Six]

30th anniversary of the franchise.

[ETPC]

the stars may align

[KaijuTurtle]

I wouldn’t bet on it

[William Beavis]

Never bet on duke?

[ETPC]

im confident it's only a matter of time. might take months. might take years. eventually, the build will get out there

[DisgustedGrunt]

ETPC, on 17 January 2021 - 07:41 PM, said:

im confident it's only a matter of time. might take months. might take years. eventually, the build will get out there

meaning, they still haven't figured how to add lootboxes to it.

[ETPC]

loot boxes are so 2017, it's all about battle passes now

[ETPC]

so. does THQ Nordic/Embracer have a history of allowing prototypes or alpha/beta builds out?