[Mark]

I joked in a different thread about this and thought I will start a new thread in case anyone else wants to contribute some funny ideas. I have plenty but I'll get things started with just a couple of them.

Just imagine how politically correct a modern version of the board game "The Game of Life" would have to be. Spin the dial, move to the square that says " you got caught telling a sexist joke to your friend, go back 3 spaces" or "you participated in the march to get the last remaining conservative professor removed from campus, you get $200.

Lets fill that board with your ideas.

[Forge]

Move to Canada. Lose a turn and free speech.

(edit: also lose anal virginity if French Canada)

[MusicallyInspired]

You do not gain free speech when you move to Canada. Fake news.

There's one. "You spotted fake news. Skip ahead 20 spaces."

[----]

You spotted fake news on April 1st and it turns out it's the only day your brain is able to do so, you lose three turns.

[Robman]

You aren't "progressive," please proceed to reeducation camp. You lose all your rights.

[Robman]

You favour ethnic diversity, please proceed to paid position at (((media group))), gain 5 million shekels.

[Micky C]

You're a male and the little green 'man' signalling you can cross the road has been replaced by a little green woman, and you're not allowed to cross. Miss a turn.

[Mark]

You attended a speech by Ben Shapiro and got beat up by the SJW crowd and are in hospital. Lose a turn.

You interrupted a Ben Shapiro speech by pulling the emergency fire alarm switch. Your professor gives you extra credit. Move ahead to the next "safe space".

[Micky C]

You criticized the new Ghostbusters movie for generic plot, unfunny jokes, and being an all-round cookie-cutter forgettable movie. Go back 3 spaces for intolerance, and go back another space when you point out you never brought gender into it.

[High Treason]

I don't know how this game works, but I'll try...

You see Le Pen on the Television and find yourself at an internal conflict whereby you should support a female candidate, but cannot vote for nationalism. Go back three spaces and enroll in Starbucks degree (Gender Studies) course.

[Mark]

Another great one MickyC

Go back 2 spaces and pay a $50 fine for stupidity because you actually thought the mainstream media would send cameras and reporters to your annual "Right to Life" march that had 400,000 participants.

[Forge]

Virtue signal for open borders from your predominantly white gated community. Earn 950k social media likes.

[MusicallyInspired]

Forge, on 07 April 2017 - 08:41 AM, said:

Virtue signal for open borders from your predominantly white gated community. Earn 950k social media likes.

LOL

[HulkNukem]

Get a sprain in your ankle, go to the doctor; go 59k in debt

Open a business; several employees quit on their first day of work and file and win unemployment; pay part of their wages for the next two years

Age 30: finally have enough earning to live on your own, move out of parents house

[MusicallyInspired]

You have to fire half your employees due to A Day Without Immigrants. You and your business receive flak for being intolerant and racist, return to start.

[Mark]

You refused to serve a man wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat in your resturaunt and you made the national news for 3 days. Advance 3 squares.

Conservatives conducted an extremely successful "buycott" to counter a liberal "boycott" of your Pizza joint. Collect $4,000 and watch again Youtube videos of news coverage on election night when the media realized Trump was going to win.

[Micky C]

High Treason, on 07 April 2017 - 05:02 AM, said:

I don't know how this game works, but I'll try...

I've never played the game either. I'm more familiar with this one https://en.wikipedia...7s_Game_of_Life

[Kyanos]

Make a joke online about the islamification of the west. Bow towards mecca 5 times.

[Daedolon]

Isn't this a programming algorithm?

[Micky C]

That's what I referred to two posts above yours.

However it's also a board game about life in general, i.e every day stuff.