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Did anybody here ever stop to think how similar Duke and Trump really are?

User is offline   Dacoolguy 

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I know I just did.
They both have blond hair, they are both filthy rich, both are womanizers, they both have bad ass one liners, they are both interested in running for president, both love action and want to have the last word and they both claim to fight to save the world.
Trump never wears sunglasses while Duke always wears them.
Maybe it's a case of Superman and Clark Kent disguise?

Can anybody help me find more similarities between them?

This post has been edited by Dacoolguy: 21 January 2017 - 07:33 PM

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User is offline   CatNapDreams 

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They both want to kick Illegal Alien ass. :D

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This post has been edited by CatNapDreams: 21 January 2017 - 07:48 PM

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View PostCatNapDreams, on 21 January 2017 - 07:48 PM, said:

They both want to kick Illegal Alien ass. :D

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Just thought of another one. He called rosie odonnell a fat pig haha
We all know Duke hates pigs.
Apparently I am not the only one that thought about this lol.
Check this out if you haven't already.
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Oh and there's this too.
http://www.ibtimes.c...ical-ad-1537789
and last but not least, IGN themselves did a video on it hahaha.
https://youtu.be/B69L4UYvu2k?t=49s

This post has been edited by Dacoolguy: 21 January 2017 - 09:04 PM

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User is offline   MusicallyInspired 

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Someone please whip up or Photoshop a Duke image with Trump's features. Nao.

EDIT: Wow, that was fast.


This post has been edited by MusicallyInspired: 21 January 2017 - 09:05 PM

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User is online   Trooper Dan 

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This is why I think there should be a sequel to Duke it out in DC where Duke is hired by President Trump. And the inside of the White House looks like a casino.
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User is offline   Robman 

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Saving the world from hostile invaders who use the wombs of women of course.

I already mentioned that elsewhere awhile back though.

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This post has been edited by Robman: 21 January 2017 - 09:17 PM

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User is offline   PsychoGoatee 

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This is not true, Duke donated seven million dollars to scientists trying to stop global warming because he loves saving the world. And he even made a joke like "Global warming baby, I'm gonna heat up all over the world" (in bed with the sexual intercourse etc)

Duke would also never get in petty twitter arguments (Duke's current nutty twitter alter-ego isn't in my headcanon man)

This post has been edited by PsychoGoatee: 21 January 2017 - 09:28 PM

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User is offline   Marphy Black 

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Duke once battled the Energizer Bunny.

Trump once taunted Hillary by bringing up Bill's alleged mistress who was codenamed by the Secret Service after the Energizer Bunny.

I had no knowledge of anything in the past sentence until a few minutes ago, but I wanted to see if a Google search of "Donald Trump" and "Energizer Bunny" would produce any relevant results. Lo and behold, Duke and Trump are indeed connected by our pink drum-pounding bunny friend.

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User is offline   PsychoGoatee 

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That's pretty funny, Space Quest IV like Duke 1 is also from 1991, and also has the Energizer Bunny.
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User is offline   Lunick 

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I don't think Duke likes being pissed on though
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User is offline   hismasterplan 

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In the next game Duke will rip a Trump-like character's head off and shit down his neck for disrespecting his women. It's the way of the word, submit to pussy. No, seriously, submit to pussy.
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User is offline   Robman 

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View Posthismasterplan, on 22 January 2017 - 04:26 AM, said:

submit to pussy. No, seriously, submit to pussy.

I wasn't aware that Duke "submitted to pussy."
He seems to make them kneel for the cock however. :D

If you ever find yourself saying the line "happy wife, happy life" .. everyone who hears you will know you have been neutered.

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This post has been edited by Robman: 22 January 2017 - 05:22 AM

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User is offline   MusicallyInspired 

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So you don't think wives should be happy?
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View PostRobman, on 22 January 2017 - 05:17 AM, said:

I wasn't aware that Duke "submitted to pussy."

You would submit too if you were in Gearbox hands.

View PostMusicallyInspired, on 22 January 2017 - 06:34 AM, said:

So you don't think wives should be happy?

I think he's trying to say that happy wives don't necessary makes your live happy.
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User is offline   MusicallyInspired 

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Beg to differ.
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User is online   Sledgehammer 

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Well, it depends from the way you make your wife happy.
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User is offline   CatNapDreams 

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View PostRobman, on 22 January 2017 - 05:17 AM, said:

I wasn't aware that Duke "submitted to pussy."He seems to make them kneel for the cock however. :DIf you ever find yourself saying the line "happy wife, happy life" .. everyone who hears you will know you have been neutered.

View PostMusicallyInspired, on 22 January 2017 - 06:34 AM, said:

So you don't think wives should be happy?
I know what he is saying, but that isn't it. Everyone is responsible for their own emotions... and it is pretty beat down when another person feels responsible for someone elses emotional state. Nothing wrong with comfort and support, which is respect and love. That is different from being personally responsible for someones emotional state.

View PostSledgehammer, on 22 January 2017 - 06:58 AM, said:

You would submit too if you were in Gearbox hands.I think he's trying to say that happy wives don't necessary makes your live happy.
Wives don't make your life happy unless something is wrong with someone emotionally. They can and should add to your life though. Lonely can be brutal, but shouldn't kill your ability to be happy.
I think that is what Rob is saying in his usual crass form. :)

I believe any spouse or relational partner should help you be the best you can be, and help you grow in a positive direction, but more often than not, doesn't. Often I see that one partner expects the other to assume their own state of emotion... I used to be like that... is why I have two x-husbands and will have a third if this behavior is realized. Your emotional state is NOT my responsibility... if I can change it that easily, something is wrong with you I don't want a part of.
I remember this saying "if momma ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy"... this is sick and wrong on every level. Each of us are responsible for our own emotional state... and if ours isn't positive, this is no reason to require others to be unhappy also. I see this behavior often down here in redneck land.

I fully expected this thread to head down hill due to its political nature... but it has a potential to be funny and interesting. :D

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View PostCatNapDreams, on 22 January 2017 - 08:14 AM, said:

I know what he is saying, but that isn't it. ................................................................................. .................................................................................. .................................................................................. .................................................................................. .................................................................................. .............................................................

All that just to say; Don't be pussy whipped.
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View PostForge, on 22 January 2017 - 09:52 AM, said:

All that just to say; Don't be pussy whipped.
FORGE! LOL!

To save Forge the trouble... all that to say "whipped isn't attractive to most women"... try to avoid it. That kind of behavior just makes me feel like a drug for their habit.

Extended version...
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Another way Duke and Trump will probably be alike... They will be admired by the majority for their accomplishments, but a lot of special interest groups will not like him because of things petty to rational people... Duke Nukem has been attacked for years in several ways... as will Trump. This always paints a far-off picture of how much they really are liked. Like "Yeah, he saved the world from aliens, but he doesn't share my ideals about hunting baby seals... so I need to destroy some property and push for impeachment." (not saying Trump will save the world, but anything good he is able to do, the media will bury with focus on his "bad behavior")

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This post has been edited by CatNapDreams: 22 January 2017 - 10:25 AM

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User is offline   Hendricks266 

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It's a bad idea to develop hero complexes for your elected officials.

The analogies put forward by OP suck donkey dick.

View PostBlitZ, on 14 October 2013 - 06:16 PM, said:

Wow, this thread sucks.

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User is offline   Robman 

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View PostMusicallyInspired, on 22 January 2017 - 06:34 AM, said:

So you don't think wives should be happy?

Nevermind, it seems you'll fit right in on social media after all :P

View PostForge, on 22 January 2017 - 09:52 AM, said:

All that just to say; Don't be pussy whipped.

Sledge tried, CatNap tried, but Forge summed it up best.
Don't worry, I'm all for protecting the eggs, but I also know what my role as a male is.

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View PostHendricks266, on 22 January 2017 - 03:29 PM, said:

It's a bad idea to develop hero complexes for your elected officials.

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User is online   Trooper Dan 

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View PostHendricks266, on 22 January 2017 - 03:29 PM, said:

It's a bad idea to develop hero complexes for your elected officials.

The analogies put forward by OP suck donkey dick.


Duke Nukem is a flawed hero -- the ways in which he is similar to Trump don't necessarily reflect well on either of them. I think it's clear that Trump would be a fan of Duke; I'm not sure about the reverse.
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View PostRobman, on 22 January 2017 - 05:15 PM, said:

<snip>
Don't worry, I'm all for protecting the eggs, but I also know what my role as a male is.

I'll let you know what your role is... Mr. :D

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View PostCatNapDreams, on 22 January 2017 - 07:16 PM, said:

I'll let you know what your role is... Mr. :D

triggered.

View PostTrooper Dan, on 22 January 2017 - 06:26 PM, said:

I think it's clear that Trump would be a fan of Duke; I'm not sure about the reverse.

Who built Duke's penthouse?

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This post has been edited by Robman: 22 January 2017 - 07:44 PM

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User is offline   MusicallyInspired 

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View PostRobman, on 22 January 2017 - 05:15 PM, said:

Nevermind, it seems you'll fit right in on social media after all :P


Please don't confuse me with that viewpoint. Obviously this is just a semantics issue. You made it sound like a wife is on her own as far as her happiness is concerned.

EDI: PS stop ruining the fun of the joke, Hendricks.


This post has been edited by MusicallyInspired: 22 January 2017 - 08:22 PM

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User is offline   Robman 

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View PostMusicallyInspired, on 22 January 2017 - 08:19 PM, said:

You made it sound like a wife is on her own as far as her happiness is concerned.

It's up to the wife to take in stimuli to her senses and label them pleasurable or not, in this sense.. yeah she's on her own unless you've got her wired to something where you can press a button and invoke feelings of euphoria. (save the clit jokes)

As a male, basing your level of happiness on that of your wife's is mighty dependent and piss weak, full of masculine surrender.
This is how and why we currently live in a matriarchy where feelings rule, while the male voice has zero traction.
Who's going to end up having to clean up this mess? An army of women?

You know the solution to a problem won't be solved by the thinking that created it, correct?

You`re a religious fellow, what does the Bible have to say about gender roles?

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This post has been edited by Robman: 22 January 2017 - 08:50 PM

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Well Duke Nukem is fearless.
Duke is a hero
Duke is saving the Earth
Duke probably believe in science, uses science and advanced technology to fight aliens, LARD (pig cops) etc,

Trump is the opposite of all.


Well the womanizing part both are.
Woman groping probably same


Religion.. I dunno Duke's religion.
Probably not same as Trump.


Misogynist, I don't think Duke uses the word C**t.. He does use the word bitch etc.
I don't think Trump used the C word either but does other things.

and the list goes on

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This post has been edited by Zaxtor: 22 January 2017 - 09:05 PM

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User is offline   Robman 

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View PostZaxtor, on 22 January 2017 - 09:04 PM, said:

Religion.. I dunno Duke's religion.

What God do you think Duke is referring to that will "sort them out?"

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User is offline   Hank 

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Hmm.
Trump is real. And a real shit disturber so far. Luv em or hate em, he does what he said he's gonna to do.
Meanwhile, I'm actually the one killing aliens over and over, behind my desk in safety, with coffee and cookies. Duke? In my head only :P

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