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Posted 11 June 2016 - 03:25 PM
This is my Duke headcanon:
Some time during the second half of the 20th century, scientists at Area 51 were researching a way to create supersoldiers. They failed, until one of them, Dr. Blunderwitz, attacked the problem from another angle. Instead of attempting to enhance existing soldiers, he created synthetic DNA which he used as a base for his model of supersoldier. The new synthetic human was then enhanced with nuclear-powered nanites, which would give him superior strength as well the ability to regenerate whenever he did something he enjoyed, and for this, he was given the name Duke Nukem.
Later, Dr. Blunderwitz attempted an experiment on himself, which failed and left him scarred. Dr. Blunderwitz quit his job, and for a time, nobody heard from him again.
Duke lived his entire life inside Area 51, and he eventually became a soldier. He always had problems with rules. but the army kept him because he could win missions anyway.
One day, a general gave him an order that would result in the mission failing. Duke beat up the general instead, and broke his spine. The general lived, but was completely paralyzed from the neck down. Duke was booted out of the army, faced with the prospect to live in a world he had never seen.
Duke settled in the outskirts of Los Angeles, living an uneventful life, until he was contacted by the CIA about a madman called Dr. Proton, who wanted to take over Los Angeles with an army of robots. Duke jumped at the call and defeated Dr. Proton, without, however, recognizing him as his creator.
The reward for accomplishing his mission gave him his first taste of wealth and fame, and Duke became a celebrity overnight. However, just one year later, during an interview, he got abducted by aliens who wanted to extract his brain pattern. He disposed of the aliens and returned to Earth, only to discover that a different species of aliens was invading.
Duke single-handedly battled the aliens in and around LA, as well as in space, he won and was given a large sum of money, which he used to build a casino in Las Vegas and call it Lady Killer.
For twelve years he lived as the most important person on Earth, until the aliens he had defeated returned for revenge. He fought them in Vegas, in the surrounding desert and in the Hoover Dam, despite the orders of the president not to. He got caught in the blast of a nuclear warhead dropped on the Hoover Dam, and he woke up inside Area 51, where he discovered that Doctor Proton was still alive and had turned himself into a mechanical monstrosity.
Doctor Proton's new plan was to have a robotic Duke clone run for president, giving people a face they liked, while making all decisions from behind the curtain. Doctor Proton would have also conquered the secret alien base on the far side of the moon, with the goal to expand his domain to other planets. None of this, however, came to fruition, because Duke ripped Doctor Proton's head off his body and killed the alien empress.
And in the future...
Doctor Proton's head had a mobility system which allowed it to escape, reach a time machine and transmit a message to his younger self.
In the new timeline, Doctor Proton changed his plan. Instead of creating a supersoldier, he created two. A male and a female. The male lived as Duke Nukem, while the female lived as Shelly "Bombshell" Harrison. In the new timeline, they eventually met, and Duke was surprised as to why this enigmatic woman was not attracted to him, despite denying to be a lesbian.
Eventually, Bombshell dropped the bomb (pun intended). She was not attracted to him because they are like brother and sister, and Doctor Proton created them both.
This post has been edited by Altered Reality: 11 June 2016 - 04:48 PM
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