[Never Forgotten]

After Duke had defeated all the alien scumbags, he finally gets
to sit back and relax (something he hasn't done in months).
That morning Duke is at his house sleeping, with a babe by his side.
"Morning already?". Duke asked while he was yawning.
The babe just lied there so Duke got some ice cold water in a bucket and threw it
on her and she woke up throwing the blanket on the ground exposing her nakedness.
"You gonna clean that up, or am I just gonna have
to?" Duke asked the babe.
"Ugh, I guess I will" the babe said as Duke grabbed her and
puts her on the bed.
"Lets rock!" Duke said as they started to have sex.
After the sex he decided to go target practice down by the old abandoned subway. Gunshots were heard
everywhere as Duke shot up the wall with his trusty handgun. Then duke decided to
take a walk.
"Hmm byte-nyte sounds...well dumb." Duke said as he shot up the poster.
Duke saw a sign that said "Duke Nukem? more like Fruit Nukem" so Duke grabbed the poster walked over to the guys house (it had the address on it)
and grabbed his stapler and stapled it to the guys head.
"He He I think you just got your ass stapled fucker!"
Duke said as he kicked the stapler into the guys head. "Don't fuck with me" Duke
said as he threw a pipe-bomb into the guys house.
"Eat shit and die!" Duke said as he detonated the pipe-bomb.

[Hazzardous]

Manliest thing I've read since the "Doom" comic!
Should be a movie. Award-winning material right here.

[Hendricks266]

Not sure if want.

[Cage]

Not as good as Peter Chimaera

[Jimmy]

No Duke, you are the aliens.

[Robman]

They had "the sex" ...

[Inspector Lagomorf]

GARRY'S MOD THIS SHIT NOW

[The Commander]

I saw the thread name and thought someone finally made a thread about me... damn it.

[Person of Color]

That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 pig cops, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock and four balls, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of his fur, his gigantic hands either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his furry chest in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts tusk. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his claws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his four balls. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

[Cage]

Oh no. Now we have a Duke version of the "Imp Encounter"

I think there was a "Mancubus Encounter" as well

[The Commander]

Comrade Major, on 25 January 2015 - 02:58 PM, said:

GARRY'S MOD THIS SHIT NOW

[Sixty Four]

Pretty funny read man heheh I do like the part he shoots the Byte Night poster xD as it gave me some imagery! Also Duke should say "don't try this at home" for when he splashes water on the babe to wake up. I tried that before when I was like 18 guess depending on who it is they going to be pretty upset. This girl got a wooden broomstick and hit me in the head with it got 3 hits in before I could take it away hehe even though we banged the night before nope not a way to wake a girl right there.