[brownfarted]

I LOVE DOOKIE NUKEM !!!

http://dookie.duke4.net/dookie.png


(60 f.p.s. Trailer)

Powered by EDookie32

new Weapons
new Monsters
new Episode
Try new Brutal Dookie Skill ! HARDER THEN CONSTIPATION ! Collect FECES for Bullshit Time, Enter Exit Bullshit Time Using Turn Around Key,

MANY NEW AND COOL


Instructions:

1. Download Dookie,

2.
http://dookie.duke4.net/howtoplaydookie.png

3. Dookie !


!!! Download 1.0 !!!

Email Dookie to: brownfarted gmail com

[Daedolon]

I waited for so long.

[Hendricks266]

Holy shit. That trailer is hysterical. Downloading now.

[oasiz]

Haha, I lost it on "Yeah, piece of crap!".

Duke ain't dead yet! It has just turned to shit.

[Marphy Black]

Very nice.

I'm sure we can expect a release of a LameDookie too, right? Multiple alpha and beta builds, if you please.

[TerminX]

I may or may not have laughed so hard I actually farted.

[OpenMaw]

 TerminX, on 01 December 2014 - 12:40 PM, said:

I may or may not have laughed so hard I actually farted.

brownfarted?

[The Commander]

Call Of Dookie next?

I must say the second level of the new episode is kind of Dookie when...

Spoiler

When you have to kill that mini boss with all the Dookie flying at you at the same time... I keep getting killed and didn't have any shit kit left to refill my shit.

[zykov eddy]

What a steaming pile of shit. Can't wait to download.

[High Treason]

This looks like absolute shit, looking forward to trying it out.


Or better yet;

[brownfarted]

 Marphy Black, on 01 December 2014 - 11:47 AM, said:

I'm sure we can expect a release of a LameDookie too, right? Multiple alpha and beta builds, if you please.

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 The Commander, on 01 December 2014 - 12:59 PM, said:

I must say the second level of the new episode is kind of Dookie when...

Spoiler

When you have to kill that mini boss with all the Dookie flying at you at the same time... I keep getting killed and didn't have any shit kit left to refill my shit.

Shrinker Lil Shit at Boss Feet , Dumb Shit .

[zykov eddy]

After playing Dookie Nukem 3D, I've concluded that it, in fact, happens to be a shitty clone of Crazy Dookie Fun.

There will be lawsuits up the ass!

... but really, this is probably the best mock mod released for Duke 3D.

[The Commander]

This is more shittier though and contains more shit.

[High Treason]

Thanks for making me laugh, this mod broke up the monotony of my day nicely. For some reason, the weapon names crack me up.

I also like how the CON files have shit-related names for everything.

[oasiz]

Just beat EP1 on the hardest skill, damn that was a fucking challenge, especially battlelord.

Spoiler heads up: Blord absolutely needs to be cheesed out, I suggest skipping the door trigger, this way you can lure him to the small corridor and just use projectiles. Otherwise you are stuck to hitscan.. You'd better have your shit motion at full if you want to go with hitscans as you'll die really quick.
Also one oversight, steroids are a must for E1L4 or you will always get squished by the troopers, I just duck jumped myself in there instead of shrinking.

[Micky C]

Well it's all over. Time to abandon the AMC TC and map for this instead. The better mod wins.

[zykov eddy]

Can you use the power of audio software to make something like this using Duke's voice?

[High Treason]

I'm not sure you'd want to let your children listen to that version of the audio book. I have a very strong desire to burn those to CD and leave them lying around simply labelled "Harry Potter Audio" just to see if anyone listens to it... People always randomly put CDs and Movies on that they find in my house so this has the potential to be amusing, it'll be like that time I spliced ladyboys into the middle of Triple X.

For some reason the whimsical waltz music makes it even better.

[zykov eddy]

 High Treason, on 01 December 2014 - 04:55 PM, said:

I'm not sure you'd want to let your children listen to that version of the audio book. I have a very strong desire to burn those to CD and leave them lying around simply labelled "Harry Potter Audio" just to see if anyone listens to it... People always randomly put CDs and Movies on that they find in my house so this has the potential to be amusing, it'll be like that time I spliced ladyboys into the middle of Triple X.

For some reason the whimsical waltz music makes it even better.

I've been listening to it for years. Cracks me up every time.

[Jimmy]

I love how much work was literally put into a pile of shit.

[Komenja]

Legends foretold of this day...

[Mr. Nukem Roses]

after playing this mod. 1 thing that can be said is, this mod makes the one-liner "eat shit and die" come to be the main thing to happen

[Dimebog]

This is amazing. 10/10

[Person of Color]

I love the Mike Walker fart gun. Literally the greatest weapon ever.

[Hazzardous]

Brilliant!

[Sixty Four]

I think was really funny hehe I mostly like noise it makes when you step on a alien, and the RPD is a funny name. Also that he says it's time to make tracks this time is not bloody bootprints making brown tracks lol

[Person of Color]

Motion to ad :bwowwop: smiley in honor of Mike Walker.

[brownfarted]

Vote on Mod DB http://www.moddb.com...dookie-nukem-3d

[ReaperMan]

This better win.

[TheZombieKiller]

On my top ten list of mods, this would be number 2