Comrade Major, on 05 May 2014 - 08:53 AM, said:
From this point on, I will keep a running tally of every post you make regarding this subject, and for every post you make regarding this subject, I will present it to you as hard evidence - yes, hard evidence - that you do in fact give a shit.
I didn't know I was that important to you that you would actually lose your time to stalk me and keep a running tally of every post I make.
Please do. You honor me as well as sadden me to see how much you lack better things to do with your daily life...
If you do a proper job of it, I might even install a webcam inside my toilet and give you exclusive access to it, so you can also keep a running tally of how many times I take a shit.
Ps. This is an open offer to everybody else that likes to put their busy schedule aside, just to keep running tallies of me around here or anywhere else for that matter.