[brownfarted]

This game is now called
Captain Smart 2D

[xBRYAN2000x]

brownfarted, on 28 October 2013 - 06:16 PM, said:

This game is now called
Captain Smart 2D

brownfarted has a new game he is secretly developing
Its named

Brownfarted SUCKS 3D!!!!!!

[brownfarted]

I give it 5 Shits out of 5

[Night Wolf]

I'm sick of your shit brownfarted all you ever post is shitty toilet humor, blow it out your ass.

[brownfarted]

ozz, on 28 October 2013 - 09:41 PM, said:

shitty

[jet_nick]

stop , don't offend him

[xBRYAN2000x]

brownfarted, on 28 October 2013 - 06:41 PM, said:

I give it 5 Shits out of 5

Your Posts makes you a troll
But i will not handle the fact that you being a pussy and not fight like a man
Your just a 5 year old posting shit that makes you think your cool but the fuck your not cool
Your a childish asswipe just posting shit to ppl and become the biggest troll on duke4.net as your dream record
I will not cancel the mod because i want the beta to be remade and just for fun and for the SW Players and Historicans

But that doesent change the fact that you brownshitfacefarted a idiot
So i declare brownfarted a Fucking Bastard who needs to be gone off the face of the internet FOR REAL!!!

[Inspector Lagomorf]

Grow the fuck up.

[xBRYAN2000x]

Comrade Major, on 29 October 2013 - 12:13 PM, said:

Grow the fuck up.

Hey guys i found this guy in love with brownfarted
You can kiss the bride Brownfarted

[Person of Color]

[MusicallyInspired]

xBRYAN2000x, on 29 October 2013 - 12:25 PM, said:

Hey guys i found this guy in love with brownfarted
You can kiss the bride Brownfarted

This is the opposite of growing up.

[Person of Color]

[brownfarted]

xBRYAN2000x, on 29 October 2013 - 11:56 AM, said:

Your Posts makes you a troll
But i will not handle the fact that you being a pussy and not fight like a man

Fight on internet forum ? Bah !
I throw Shit .

xBRYAN2000x, on 29 October 2013 - 11:56 AM, said:

Your just a 5 year old posting shit that makes you think your cool but the fuck your not cool

I dont care about cool . I am not 12 . "Cool" is for Shit little kids !

xBRYAN2000x, on 29 October 2013 - 11:56 AM, said:

Your a childish asswipe just posting shit to ppl and become the biggest troll on duke4.net as your dream record

I am not troll . I love Dookie Nukem .

xBRYAN2000x, on 29 October 2013 - 11:56 AM, said:

I will not cancel the mod because i want the beta to be remade and just for fun and for the SW Players and Historicans

"Historicans" dont play beta remake mods . Historians do research, not beta reshit !

xBRYAN2000x, on 29 October 2013 - 11:56 AM, said:

But that doesent change the fact that you brownshitfacefarted a idiot

"brownshitfacefarted" "doesent" my name .

xBRYAN2000x, on 29 October 2013 - 11:56 AM, said:

So i declare brownfarted a Fucking Bastard who needs to be gone off the face of the internet FOR REAL!!!

I declare xBRYANshitface2000x a Fucking DumbShit who need to grow up and learn to wipe your own ass ! FOR REAL !!!

[Radar]

xBRYAN2000x, on 28 October 2013 - 05:36 PM, said:

I mean Joe Siegler cant leak that beta due to his reputation

LOL! Right, that "reputation" that he doesn't actually have.


I like your latest Facebook posts, Bryan:

I was bored so i was making another screenshot for the recreation mod Practicing my Level Designing Skills

I like killing alot of Coolie's thats what i do on shadow warrior


Awesome. Just awesome, haha. Give Bryan a few years to grow up and he'll be a stand-up comedian. He has a talent for writing hilarious garbage like this.

[The Commander]

I like this thread now.

[MYHOUSE.MAP]

Radar, on 30 October 2013 - 02:15 AM, said:

LOL! Right, that "reputation" that he doesn't actually have.


I like your latest Facebook posts, Bryan:

I was bored so i was making another screenshot for the recreation mod Practicing my Level Designing Skills

I like killing alot of Coolie's thats what i do on shadow warrior


Awesome. Just awesome, haha. Give Bryan a few years to grow up and he'll be a stand-up comedian. He has a talent for writing hilarious garbage like this.

Bryan James Spurlock, 13-year-old master gamer from Arkansas, was tired of all this shit. School, the jocks, the dumb people, all of it. They don't understand what true skill is. While they prod on about their drugs, awkward makeouts and blowjobs, and talking to other people, Bryan knew there was something far greater. Little did the jocks and sexhavers know there was something both cool and practical they never heard of; killing a single enemy type in an obscure video game released in 1997 called Shadow Warrior.

After getting home from another awful day at school (He had to read a story in an English textbook, then answer questions about it), Bryan hopped onto his computer and booted up Shadow Warrior. He went into a custom level he was making, which consisted of a square with suicide bomber enemies called Coolies in them. In front of his character was a rocket launcher.

"I'll show them all what real talent is." said Bryan.

He walked over and picked up the rocket launcher.

The first Coolie never knew what hit him.

The others stared at him and slowly started walking towards him. One by one, each racist Asian stereotype was blown to gibs. None of them got close enough to reach Bryan.

With all of them dead, Bryan put his arms in the air and triumphantly yelled in a cracking voice. He did it; all of those fucking bastards were drowned in a deluge of rockets. Bet the jocks and sexhavers would be impressed by that. Briefly, he considers recording it and putting it up on Youtube to show the losers at school who's boss, but that would be giving away his secrets.

Then, Bryan took out his math textbook and began working on his Algebra homework. Mrs. Jones is a bitch, but he really needed a good grade to keep his membership in the National Honors Society.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

[Person of Color]

MYHOUSE.MAP, on 30 October 2013 - 08:34 AM, said:

sexhavers

This is my word of the year. I'm going to abuse the shit outta this.

[xBRYAN2000x]

MYHOUSE.MAP, on 30 October 2013 - 08:34 AM, said:

Bryan James Spurlock, 13-year-old master gamer from Arkansas, was tired of all this shit. School, the jocks, the dumb people, all of it. They don't understand what true skill is. While they prod on about their drugs, awkward makeouts and blowjobs, and talking to other people, Bryan knew there was something far greater. Little did the jocks and sexhavers know there was something both cool and practical they never heard of; killing a single enemy type in an obscure video game released in 1997 called Shadow Warrior.

After getting home from another awful day at school (He had to read a story in an English textbook, then answer questions about it), Bryan hopped onto his computer and booted up Shadow Warrior. He went into a custom level he was making, which consisted of a square with suicide bomber enemies called Coolies in them. In front of his character was a rocket launcher.

"I'll show them all what real talent is." said Bryan.

He walked over and picked up the rocket launcher.

The first Coolie never knew what hit him.

The others stared at him and slowly started walking towards him. One by one, each racist Asian stereotype was blown to gibs. None of them got close enough to reach Bryan.

With all of them dead, Bryan put his arms in the air and triumphantly yelled in a cracking voice. He did it; all of those fucking bastards were drowned in a deluge of rockets. Bet the jocks and sexhavers would be impressed by that. Briefly, he considers recording it and putting it up on Youtube to show the losers at school who's boss, but that would be giving away his secrets.

Then, Bryan took out his math textbook and began working on his Algebra homework. Mrs. Jones is a bitch, but he really needed a good grade to keep his membership in the National Honors Society.

Thats a cool story oh and i feel better now, yeah i need to grow up more and
that story reminded me that what i want to do to my school is to show how Classic FPS Games were better than just Call of Duty

But yeah
Theres more news

The Shadow Warrior Recreation Mod has continued
and i added a few stuff into the game

As for a shareware that will come before the continue of the 2nd and 3rd Episodes "Fists of Fury" and "The Necromancer"
Deathmatch was used to be called Martial Comm-Bat which sounds simular to Rise of the Traid's COMMBAT Multiplayer IPX
As of course the multiplayer on the Episode 1 Maps in the Shareware will have DM Spawns and COOP Spawn as Also

Since im not allowed to use the image extension
Im sending a update page to here :
https://sites.google...rior1996remake/

[Radar]

hay man i think i could help you with the level desine im pretty good i just got the build engine today but i think i got the hang of it

[faked]

I am very glad that I am an old woman. Lol

[leilei]

lol

Quote

Appearently Joe Seigler has the actual beta
You might not want to ask him he is an idiot he wants money as far as i know
Heres the message when i message him about it :

Joe Seigler (joe@siegler.net)
I know dropbox is. There is no way in hell I will release any of those materials that I might still have. I'm not stupid enough to open myself up to litigation over the matter.

[Micky C]

MYHOUSE.MAP, on 30 October 2013 - 08:34 AM, said:

Bryan James Spurlock, 13-year-old master gamer from Arkansas, was tired of all this shit. School, the jocks, the dumb people, all of it. They don't understand what true skill is. While they prod on about their drugs, awkward makeouts and blowjobs, and talking to other people, Bryan knew there was something far greater. Little did the jocks and sexhavers know there was something both cool and practical they never heard of; killing a single enemy type in an obscure video game released in 1997 called Shadow Warrior.

After getting home from another awful day at school (He had to read a story in an English textbook, then answer questions about it), Bryan hopped onto his computer and booted up Shadow Warrior. He went into a custom level he was making, which consisted of a square with suicide bomber enemies called Coolies in them. In front of his character was a rocket launcher.

"I'll show them all what real talent is." said Bryan.

He walked over and picked up the rocket launcher.

The first Coolie never knew what hit him.

The others stared at him and slowly started walking towards him. One by one, each racist Asian stereotype was blown to gibs. None of them got close enough to reach Bryan.

With all of them dead, Bryan put his arms in the air and triumphantly yelled in a cracking voice. He did it; all of those fucking bastards were drowned in a deluge of rockets. Bet the jocks and sexhavers would be impressed by that. Briefly, he considers recording it and putting it up on Youtube to show the losers at school who's boss, but that would be giving away his secrets.

Then, Bryan took out his math textbook and began working on his Algebra homework. Mrs. Jones is a bitch, but he really needed a good grade to keep his membership in the National Honors Society.

Sounds like my life story, but with the AMC TC

[Radar]

"he is an idiot he wants money"

OMG. I laughed so hard I snorted coke all over my desk.

[ReaperMan]

OH MY GAWD, Radar uses cocaine!

... and he doesn't share.

[Radar]

Pun totally intended.

[leilei]

There's also this

Quote

and Radar who will be a level designer for the levels

ur helping with the level desine for shore so make some cool level's by adding cooly's because as u no the 1996 beta the cooly was a 1996 monster added 1996 so add a lot of cooly's. shadow warrior beta had ninja who killed cooly's before 3d realm's foucked it up

[Person of Color]

leilei, on 01 November 2013 - 02:58 PM, said:

lol

Hahaha! TWO bronies have shut this guy down now. Should we make it three or should we give him a train schedule? I wanna make sure this guy gets on the tracks a minute early.

[Radar]

What the heck. He sent me a friends request and a PM saying I was added as a level designer. I told him I was kidding around but it seems he's still telling people I'm on the team. WTF. That's not what I meant to happen.

[Lunick]

Please, this is getting boring.