[DukesIllegitChild]

3d Realms hasn't activated my account yet for me to post on their forums, so I'll post my ideas I had for pop culture references, Duke One-liners, Game cop-out's, and other reference types.

Here's what I've come up with:

1. To link to Oceans 11/12.
In a Vegas Casino, there should be 11 or 12 Pig Cops robbing the place but wearing masks resembling each character from that movie in some way.

2. To link to Half Life 2, and modern science discoveries.
Duke should find a dead Gordon Freeman somewhere holding a Gravity Gun, and Duke picks up the Gravity Gun, and tries to use it, but it implodes and creates a mini black hole that sucks up Gordon Freeman, and slowly closes up on itself, and then Duke says "It's too bad I found the secret of the LHC before Valve did."

3. To link to Bioshock.
Duke walks into a half submerged church and see's a half ripped off clothed young beautiful Nun which he comes to rescue and says "Don't worry little Sister, "Big Daddy" Duke is here to protect you."

4. Links to Duke Nukem: Planet of the Babes.
Duke passes by an old building with a banner that reads "Operation: Re-population" (Those of you who remember this..), and says "I told you I'd be back." and busts the door down, and it's full of Alien eggs, and then says "I swear she was pretty when I was under the influence!"


{My little final rant of warning: I don't condone the use of, but please try your best to shy away from using Halo references such as Master Chief, as they're not a very popular choice among most Duke fans... there are probably better things to use out there.}

Go!

[Echo Black]

Whoa man, here's a pity post. These are all terrible.