Well look at that you can see my dick from here. "meaning"
#31 Posted 15 October 2011 - 06:40 PM
Idiots, Id like 5 minutes in a sound proof room with a knuckle duster and the guys/gals who wrote the lines for DNF. Id show them not funny.
#32 Posted 15 October 2011 - 06:46 PM
Graywolf, on 15 October 2011 - 11:29 AM, said:
If you look at the HIVE, the DAM interior parts and even the stadium (they all look good), we realize that DNF is one of the most graphically inconsistent game ever.
The most frustrating thing is that even though DNF has such low system requirements, less than half the lights in the game actually cast shadows.
Ripemanewone, on 15 October 2011 - 06:40 PM, said:
Idiots, Id like 5 minutes in a sound proof room with a knuckle duster and the guys/gals who wrote the lines for DNF. Id show them not funny.
Only the people who wrote the lines?
#33 Posted 15 October 2011 - 06:51 PM
Micky C, on 15 October 2011 - 06:46 PM, said:
Only the people who wrote the lines?
Well I only got five minutes, with another ten I could show the devs not funny too. It would be unfair not to do a proper job it would be rush job to bring pain and dissapointment to an entire team in 5 mins, fuck it gimme an hour or even a weekend then we might get some progress. And throw in some rain gear while your at it, not funny can be messy.
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#34 Posted 16 October 2011 - 12:31 PM
#35 Posted 18 October 2011 - 07:47 AM
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#37 Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:31 AM
Mikko_Sandt, on 18 October 2011 - 08:08 AM, said:
"I hit you, you hit the respawn key"
#38 Posted 18 October 2011 - 12:31 PM
Captain Awesome, on 16 October 2011 - 12:31 PM, said:
No they are not, and also its kind of embarrassing when they try for eveyone involved. There is of course the exception, but its rare and usually very big and ugly.
#39 Posted 21 October 2011 - 08:17 AM
zwieback, on 15 October 2011 - 08:52 AM, said:
That's what ruined these levels for me too.
They are meant to be blayed at night as it can be seen in 3D Realms 2009 video by Bryan Brewer and 2006-7 videos when you finish the game.
I have a feeling that Vegas will return at night on the upcoming SP DLC !
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#40 Posted 23 October 2011 - 03:29 PM
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#41 Posted 24 October 2011 - 08:48 PM
thelegend4ever, on 18 October 2011 - 07:47 AM, said:
I was confused by that too, i'm starting to think the whole invisible thing was added in by Gearbox at the last second to compete with other games this year like Crysis 2.
I'm also willing to bet all the shitty humour (no pun intended) was behalf of Gearbox aswell.
If you look at all the old 2007 - 2009 gameplay footage of DNF when it was in the hands of 3D Realms, the game seemed to have a much more serious and badass feel to it, when Gearbox got a hold of it, the game just seemed to be immature and stupid.
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#42 Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:18 PM
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#43 Posted 26 October 2011 - 04:32 PM
Ripemanewone, on 18 October 2011 - 12:31 PM, said:
Best be glad I'm not a moderator or an admin here, because I'd go berserk when people make these comments. Still, is being a sexist fucking pig on the forum necessary? I know this revolves around Duke games, but come on... show some fuckin' decency as a human being.
Also, guys, I somehow don't think he's saying "You can see my dick from here", I'm certain he's saying "You can see my DIG from here."
If you want my opinion on the one liners, a lot of them were awesome, some were meh, but overall fairy fitting for the situations. The Multiplayer quotes were my favorite though. "Who am I fighting, the fat star-wars kid?!" "Looks like I'm gonna need a flashlight up in this bitch" (Doom 3 reference).
Graphics, I don't give one damn about in this game. Though, I will say, the part in "The Shrunk Machine" that is inside the generator was fucking brilliant, along with the music... By far my favorite part of the game.
This post has been edited by StrikerMan780: 26 October 2011 - 04:42 PM
#44 Posted 26 October 2011 - 05:08 PM
StrikerMan780, on 26 October 2011 - 04:32 PM, said:
Get a sense of humour, please you will live longer and enjoy life more and thank you for all the downvotes your my new best friend, even though Im sure you dont want to be. I just returned the favour after all what are friends for.
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#46 Posted 26 October 2011 - 05:16 PM
ReaperMan, on 26 October 2011 - 05:14 PM, said:
I have no intention to get into a flame war with this guy, he disagreed with me and I disagreed with him, nothing more.
#47 Posted 26 October 2011 - 05:38 PM
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#48 Posted 26 October 2011 - 06:03 PM
StrikerMan780, on 26 October 2011 - 04:32 PM, said:
Lol at you for being a White Knight. Good luck with that. I hate you people, constantly clammering about how how we're wrong while showing a blatant disrespect for Freedom of Speech.
#49 Posted 26 October 2011 - 09:08 PM
Ripemanewone, on 26 October 2011 - 05:08 PM, said:
I do have a sense of humor, and in my opinion, neither Captain "Awesome" (lolego), or you were being funny in the least bit. I'm only being honest.
Captain Awesome, on 26 October 2011 - 06:03 PM, said:
LOL @ White knight comment...
Freedom of speech is one thing, being a douche is another. It seems to me as a lot of people misinterpret what freedom of speech really means. It technically means the right to speak against one's government without fear of being persecuted/oppressed.
If someone you knew was being a jackass at your party, you'd want to kick him out, right? Same concept in an online forum, this isn't the government. Nobody's getting hanged or put in prison, just banned from an online board so nobody else would have to deal with the assholes. This forum is like a nightclub without a bouncer, and there's a bunch of greasy drunken fucktards starting trouble and running their mouths off without consideration for who's around or listening.
Either way, in peoples' usual concept of Freedom of Speech, it is a two-way street. If I don't agree with something you say, I still have the right to speak up, just as much as you had a right to say what you did.
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#50 Posted 26 October 2011 - 10:57 PM
StrikerMan780, on 26 October 2011 - 04:32 PM, said:
ROFL. Seriously? Okay, let me say this: Lisa Lampinelli, Kathy Griffin, Joan Rivers, Sarah Silverman. Okay, that's FOUR quality female comedians who write their own material. The keyword is write their own material.
I could run Prime95 on a fucking TI-83 and it would find an undiscovered prime number quicker than I could add a fifth name to that list.
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#51 Posted 27 October 2011 - 12:55 AM
StrikerMan780, on 26 October 2011 - 04:32 PM, said:
It's too much of a coincidence to not be dick, and even if it was dig, that makes even less sense, because I can't see how that's even remotely funny.
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#52 Posted 27 October 2011 - 04:40 AM
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#53 Posted 27 October 2011 - 07:44 AM
#54 Posted 27 October 2011 - 11:11 AM
StrikerMan780, on 26 October 2011 - 09:08 PM, said:
LOL @ White knight comment...
Freedom of speech is one thing, being a douche is another. It seems to me as a lot of people misinterpret what freedom of speech really means. It technically means the right to speak against one's government without fear of being persecuted/oppressed.
If someone you knew was being a jackass at your party, you'd want to kick him out, right? Same concept in an online forum, this isn't the government. Nobody's getting hanged or put in prison, just banned from an online board so nobody else would have to deal with the assholes. This forum is like a nightclub without a bouncer, and there's a bunch of greasy drunken fucktards starting trouble and running their mouths off without consideration for who's around or listening.
Either way, in peoples' usual concept of Freedom of Speech, it is a two-way street. If I don't agree with something you say, I still have the right to speak up, just as much as you had a right to say what you did.
I laugh at you, you meek man.
#55 Posted 29 October 2011 - 06:29 PM
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First, I never said this was my party. Way to misinterpret what I am saying... Second, it was an analogy. Third, when your thoughts criss-cross often and run like a Kenyan on crack, you tend to make contradictions, even more so when you are pissed the fuck off and sick of fucking everyone and everything like I am. Unless you are someone I love and care for, I am not a pleasant person whatsoever, and I don't pretend to be.
Descent, on 26 October 2011 - 10:57 PM, said:
I could run Prime95 on a fucking TI-83 and it would find an undiscovered prime number quicker than I could add a fifth name to that list.
Ellen Degeneres, she has had some quality stand-up. Even Whoopi Goldberg had some decent stand-up. Both had written their own material.
I can list only about as many men as women in that list that I can find truly funny. Those people are George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Lewis Black, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, Leslie Neilson, and Denis Leary.
Captain Awesome, on 27 October 2011 - 11:11 AM, said:
Yeah, yeah, let's all laugh at the "meek man"/guy who already feels like taking the 12-gauge to his own head as it is. Not saying that for attention or to be funny, or to guilt-trip anyone out, I'm actually being serious about it. Just think for a second, usually when someone like me is as pissy as frequently as I am, there's something wrong. I lost Ryan, my one nearby childhood friend, back in August. I've had absolutely nobody to be with, or talk to ever since... Every day, I think about visiting him next door, but, have to remind myself he isn't there. I still haven't been able to get over this shit, because it all seems like yesterday. With the combination of being lonely as fuck in the middle of nowhere, and all of that shit going on, I'm losing my mind. I've also grown sick of all the stupid cocksuckers that seem to surround me everywhere I go... I'm so god damn fucking tired of it all. I want to tear apart, maim, and kill everyone around me, but I cannot due to the legal ramifications. Instead, all I have left is to either continue with the pointless drag that is life, or fucking die and join the ones whom I care for in the afterlife.
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#56 Posted 29 October 2011 - 06:33 PM
StrikerMan780, on 29 October 2011 - 06:29 PM, said:
Oh, boy. It was only a matter of time before another one of these came along.
You realize, of course, that bringing something up on a message forum such as this one is the equivalent of John McClane walking down Harlem wearing a sandwich sign that says "I Hate Black People" (politely paraphrased)? You're going to get attention, and not necessarily the kind that you want either.
But just in case, 1-800-273-8255.
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#57 Posted 29 October 2011 - 06:56 PM
StrikerMan780, on 29 October 2011 - 06:29 PM, said:
Dude... if you want to kill yourself it's fine by me since it is your choice. But NEVER whine on forums about this where people pretty much don't give a shit about you. If you don't want attention then keep quiet about this. And if you want attention then forget about suicide since attention is what you're seeking, not end of life.
The Mighty Bison, on 29 October 2011 - 06:33 PM, said:
That's why we have emo topic here.
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#58 Posted 30 October 2011 - 02:02 AM
StrikerMan780, on 29 October 2011 - 06:29 PM, said:
Hey man, I was just busting your balls...don't worry about it. Check your PM's.
#59 Posted 30 October 2011 - 09:57 AM
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#60 Posted 30 October 2011 - 10:35 AM
Captain Awesome, on 30 October 2011 - 09:57 AM, said:
I'm sorry to hear about your mother, someone I hold dear to me has lost his mother a few years ago, and he still hasn't completely gotten over it. So I can imagine how you feel...
Now he is in the custody of his physically and emotionally abusive prick of a father in Ottawa. Ever since I've been trying to save up enough of my own money to pay his way to move out and live with me, so he doesn't have to suffer from the abuse any longer.
Again, I didn't bring it up for attention, sure, it did gather some... but that wasn't the motive. I wanted to clarify why I'm acting the way I am. I apologize for the stir this is causing...
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