[Master Fibbles]

Splat, on 02 May 2011 - 12:46 PM, said:

Looks great for Dukematch. Any mappers up for it?

Beaten to the punch

Honestly, I'm a little let down that it took them a week.

[Mr.Deviance]

Mr.Flibble, on 08 May 2011 - 08:34 PM, said:

Beaten to the punch

Honestly, I'm a little let down that it took them a week.

I love a comment on that page it's so fucking hilarious.
"To keep with realism will only 1 side be armed?"

[Master Fibbles]

Haha. Well, both sides were armed...just the SEALs apparently only let one of them get a shot off. bin Laden was caught unawares though.* I heard that one of the SEALs said he was making a movement for a gun, which, of course, is all it takes for a series of shots and several dead terrorists to fall on the ground.


*I suspect he was having an orgy or something. Some of the videos they got from his place reveal quite the egomaniac.

[Mr.Deviance]

Mr.Flibble, on 09 May 2011 - 07:58 AM, said:

Haha. Well, both sides were armed...just the SEALs apparently only let one of them get a shot off. bin Laden was caught unawares though.* I heard that one of the SEALs said he was making a movement for a gun, which, of course, is all it takes for a series of shots and several dead terrorists to fall on the ground.


*I suspect he was having an orgy or something. Some of the videos they got from his place reveal quite the egomaniac.

Yeah those videos reveal a lot of things. But I still don't believe those videos with no Ossama in them.
If they want, they can even reveal that Ossama was a hacker, a rapist, a used car salesman, an evil clown and maybe even Doctor Proton in disguise...
Anything to make the world wide crowd hate him and fear him even more. People can finally say things like:
Sooooo there was more to this Ossama guy than we initially thought, he was such a tall mother fucker and he also knew martial arts, he raped girls, he pirated games and movies at his house he cursed a lot AND believe it or not, he had a robotic arm and a big scar across his face causing him to have a red robotic eye and a voice synthesizer!!!
The US government was actually right man, and to think I almost believed those conspiracy theorists at one point!

Then at the end they can also mention in a few weeks that they accidentally found the real Agent 47 and Agent 007, Elvis and Michael Jackson locked down in his basement with their hands tied behind their backs and dressed up in preteen girls with their asses naked and a plastic ball in each of their mouths being forced to watch Ossama's vast collection of child porn videos...

[Hank]

Mr.Deviance, on 09 May 2011 - 03:14 PM, said:

People can finally say things like:
Sooooo there was more to this Ossama guy than we initially thought ... he pirated games and movies ... and a voice synthesizer!!!

Ah ha!! Now we know.

This here topic is a dangerous thread, lot of them red points were given out. I wonder if Bin Laden dead or alive was/is involved, imagine, the terror of the forum, Red Point Terrorists - what's next

[YicklePigeon]

Here's our (English) piss-take of everything Osama and more! Enjoy as this thread needs more humour! And as Have I Got News For You (or technically, as this is the extended version, Have I Got A Bit More News For You) is produced for the BBC it has to follow the BBC rules and regulations.

Although as it was loaded up by *ahem* an independent person *cough*, it'll probably get taken down under that certain copyright infringement clause...so enjoy it whilst it lasts.

Regards,

Yickle!

[Splat]

Mr.Flibble, on 08 May 2011 - 08:34 PM, said:

Beaten to the punch

Honestly, I'm a little let down that it took them a week.

And it sucks, it has trees and shit.

If no one attempts a duke3d map, i still want that map for DNF MP, if there will ever be a map editor.

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Here's our (English) piss-take of everything Osama and more!

HIGNFY is great. Wish there was more Brian Blessed though.

[Master Fibbles]

I have a basic map in Duke3D...but it is extremely basic. Rudimentary architecture and I haven't really done anything with the house; I just put together the walls. If I knew more about building the insides of buildings, I'd try it...but I could throw together an outside map and let someone else fiddle with it.

[Splat]

Cool that you started it, but like you said, beaten to the punch.

Osama is history...

[Kathy]

Lord Vader announced the killing of Obi-Wan Kenobi at the Imperial Palace on Coruscant.

http://www.galactice...-is-killed.html
Comments are priceless.

[Master Fibbles]

A good a place as any...
Osama bin Laden may have a sex tape.

Spoiler

Well, not really, but that was the first thought that passed through my mind

[Mr.Deviance]

Mr.Flibble, on 13 May 2011 - 05:14 PM, said:

A good a place as any...
Osama bin Laden may have a sex tape.

Spoiler

Well, not really, but that was the first thought that passed through my mind

An Ossama sex tape would literally make me feel like I am about to enter the fourth dimension along with everybody in this fucking crazy world...

[wayskobfssae]

Don't worry, there isn't one. If there were, Osama would've just "accidentally" leaked it a few years ago, the whole world would've loved him for it, and he would've started a new career as a Hollywood star.

[Master Fibbles]

I don't know...conservative Islam is pretty tough on this sex thing...

[Master Fibbles]

Actually, because I don't feel like messing with it...and there is that new spiffy True Room Over Room thing in Mapster32, someone could make a decent map of the compound. I'll just upload it here.

Attached File(s)

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[Hank]

Mr.Flibble, on 16 May 2011 - 01:21 PM, said:

Actually, because I don't feel like messing with it...and there is that new spiffy True Room Over Room thing in Mapster32, someone could make a decent map of the compound. I'll just upload it here.

Got it. Maybe, I can also show some new tiles with it. The only thing missing is a Bin Laden model.

edited my grammar.

[Master Fibbles]

It should be made as a complete pack. bin Laden model and all...it would be cool. Would also one-up the CS:Source map.

[Hank]

Mr.Flibble, on 16 May 2011 - 04:29 PM, said:

It should be made as a complete pack. bin Laden model and all...it would be cool. Would also one-up the CS:Source map.

First, any map of mine takes six month, most of the time is spend is to make sure DM and Damn I'm Good rocks. I have had the map model from Google Earth. Instead of making it into a Unity map it will become now a Eduke32 map; since you no longer will work on it. (It would be pointless to have two Bin Laden maps) - Anyone into sprite modelling or other 'gifts' is obviously more than welcome to donate for this project.




above a 3D model images from the Google Earth / SketchUp community - soon to be in Eduke32.
Mr. Flibble laid out the core, all I have to do is refine it a bit. Yes, with room over room

edited my grammar - boy I suck when I'm in a rush.

[Master Fibbles]

Taking 6 months isn't a big deal. It isn't like anyone will be making a map any time soon. Hopefully you can make quality.

[Hank]

Mr.Flibble, on 16 May 2011 - 05:50 PM, said:

Taking 6 months isn't a big deal. It isn't like anyone will be making a map any time soon. Hopefully you can make quality.

Thanks. Keep in touch! I need beta testers anyway, it's those that actually assure a good map.

[Master Fibbles]

I realized late last night while playing with the new ROR stuff that the level I made would have to be partially redone to include the ROR properly. I may be wrong and there may be a way to do it without that but I think it would benefit from
1. joining several sectors (like the wall)
2. lowering the ceiling to the height of the lowest wall
3. deleting the playable space that takes up the house itself*

4. Then extending the level upwards to make the next layer which includes the 2nd floor and the higher walls
5. At this point the balcony level can be cut out
6. then extending again upwards to make the 3rd floor level
7. Finally adding the last extension which would make the roof playable space.


*Any building that is going to have multiple levels, at least with my testing, should be empty space until at least 2 levels are done. This is to allow things like changing the height of the ceiling inside the house itself. If you don't you end up with the inside of the house being part of the bound group that determines the height of the layer.



In hindsight, this should all be moved to another thread or something.

[Hank]

Mr.Flibble, on 18 May 2011 - 07:28 AM, said:

I realized late last night while playing with the new ROR stuff that the level I made would have to be partially redone to include the ROR properly. I may be wrong and there may be a way to do it without that but I think it would benefit from
1. joining several sectors (like the wall)
2. lowering the ceiling to the height of the lowest wall
3. deleting the playable space that takes up the house itself*

4. Then extending the level upwards to make the next layer which includes the 2nd floor and the higher walls
5. At this point the balcony level can be cut out
6. then extending again upwards to make the 3rd floor level
7. Finally adding the last extension which would make the roof playable space.


*Any building that is going to have multiple levels, at least with my testing, should be empty space until at least 2 levels are done. This is to allow things like changing the height of the ceiling inside the house itself. If you don't you end up with the inside of the house being part of the bound group that determines the height of the layer.



In hindsight, this should all be moved to another thread or something.

Thanks - I'm still learning this extended level bit, I've got the gist though.
Don't worry, with me, the hardest part is always the actual beginning, and you gave that, that's enough for me.

This thread is a prefect hide out from the mapping experts. When it's ready, I will make an announcement in the 'What Are You Doing' topic. For now it's mostly learning Mapster32