I finally figured out what bothers me about the twins

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I finally figured out what bothers me about the twins

Raziel

#1 Posted 19 March 2011 - 06:21 PM

As the topic says, I finally figured it out... their heads are too big for their bodies... Check it out in the Duke cave on the official duke site - all the other girls look fine, but the twins' heads seem to be slightly bigger than they should be (almost like a bobble-head)! I don't even need the big-heads DLC when looking at this!!!
http://www.dukenukem...l/us/#/dukecave

Raz.

Micky C

Honored Donor

#2 Posted 19 March 2011 - 06:49 PM

I see what you mean when you compare them to the other two babes. What if they're just below average height? All humans have the same sized heads but some bodies are smaller than others.

Raziel

#3 Posted 20 March 2011 - 01:33 AM

Micky C, on Mar 19 2011, 07:49 PM, said:

I see what you mean when you compare them to the other two babes. What if they're just below average height? All humans have the same sized heads but some bodies are smaller than others.

Whether you want to look at it as them having big heads or small bodies, it still ends up feeling proportionally off in an unnatural way...

Most people don't know this since I'm a hardcore programming freak, but there is an artistic streak in me as well and I knew there was something that was bothering me about the twins. That's definitely it, I hope that gets fixed before the game's release.

ferran275

#4 Posted 20 March 2011 - 10:35 AM

what bothers me about the twins is that THEY'RE FUCKING TWINS!!!

what kind of fucked up childhood did these girls have that now they're just Duke's sex toys? Like, I'm all for two hot girls wearing similar outfits giving it good to Duke as his "pets" but for them to be straight up sisters? that's just weird, not as much worried about the 'wrong' as I am about the 'weird' all I can think about is how they must have been abused as kids or something and now Duke just kind of... owns them... it's weird

Micky C

Honored Donor

#5 Posted 20 March 2011 - 12:56 PM

Well look at it from 3D Realm's perspective. They only had to do one model, with one set of voices, then copy and paste it

BugsBunny

#6 Posted 20 March 2011 - 02:00 PM

Perhaps we all over analysing everything and putting our expectations too high ?

Hank

#7 Posted 20 March 2011 - 02:00 PM

Micky C, on Mar 20 2011, 04:56 PM, said:

Well look at it from 3D Realm's perspective. They only had to do one model, with one set of voices, then copy and paste it

... and could not get the head right?

Carl Winslow

#8 Posted 20 March 2011 - 02:15 PM

they're meant to be... what, mary kate and ashley right? it makes sense that they look awkward as hell. those two certainly look like shit these days.

-1

Jinroh

#9 Posted 20 March 2011 - 04:55 PM

Kitty Poisx or whatever her name is, she looks like a conehead. She's good from like the neck down, but if you watch the animation at the site she's totally a cone head. >_> It's like 3DR Artists had no experience with human anatomy above the neck. XD I guess when they did all that "research" at the strip joint they weren't looking *ahem* at the proper hemisphere. XD XD XD

I mean geeze shave her head and she's a perfect match.

This post has been edited by Jinroh: 20 March 2011 - 04:57 PM

Alithinos

#10 Posted 20 March 2011 - 09:58 PM

Raziel, on Mar 20 2011, 04:21 AM, said:

Really ? I hadn't noticed.
What was really bothering me,was that they are twins and have a lesbian relationship at the same time.

BugsBunny

#11 Posted 21 March 2011 - 04:59 AM

Jinroh, on Mar 20 2011, 04:55 PM, said:

I mean geeze shave her head and she's a perfect match.

Probably a wee bit distortion caused in the process of converting to flash format, or probably her hair style makes her look like that, or probably we are again over analysing the tiniest of things ? Come on we don't even analyse hair by hair a real life girl so much that we pick up in real life. Come on guys let's not over analyse and ruin the game for ourselves.

This post has been edited by BugsBunny: 21 March 2011 - 05:13 AM

wayskobfssae

#12 Posted 22 March 2011 - 11:53 PM

*peeks in* Are you guys really questioning the logic of what is essentially a PORN PLOT?

Metalwolf

#13 Posted 23 March 2011 - 06:49 PM

Alithinos, on Mar 21 2011, 01:58 AM, said:

Really ? I hadn't noticed.
What was really bothering me,was that they are twins and have a lesbian relationship at the same time.

Yeah, that's kind of squicky. If it was two unrelated girls doing that, it wouldn't be so bad, but twins? That's just nasty.

Oh and as for them being at Duke's? He bought them. They're his pets, he got them because their mother didn't want them. Apparently they were an accident.

wayskobfssae

#14 Posted 23 March 2011 - 07:05 PM

Metalwolf, on Mar 23 2011, 10:49 PM, said:

Yeah, that's kind of squicky. If it was two unrelated girls doing that, it wouldn't be so bad, but twins? That's just nasty.

Sci-fi universe: they could be clones with certain behavioral inhibitions genetically removed.

OpenMaw

Judge Mental

#15 Posted 24 March 2011 - 04:18 PM

wayskobfssae, on Mar 23 2011, 08:05 PM, said:

Sci-fi universe: they could be clones with certain behavioral inhibitions genetically removed.

Clones isnt an improvement.

Jinroh

#16 Posted 24 March 2011 - 04:34 PM

Haha yeah that's not much of an improvement considering their appearance isn't fixed. XD "I got 4 copies you can call them clones, kinda shiny you can call it chrome."

This post has been edited by Jinroh: 24 March 2011 - 04:34 PM

wayskobfssae

#17 Posted 24 March 2011 - 04:52 PM

Commando Nukem, on Mar 24 2011, 08:18 PM, said:

Clones isnt an improvement.

They are if all you care about is imagery. Which, in Duke's case... And regarding the proportions... you don't think that's just a sign of the times? Characters, even important ones, more and more often are like caricatures instead of realistic-looking. Unless it's live action, pretty much all artwork trends that way now. Blame anime.

This post has been edited by wayskobfssae: 24 March 2011 - 04:55 PM

Outtagum

#18 Posted 24 March 2011 - 05:31 PM

Alithinos, on Mar 21 2011, 01:58 AM, said:

What was really bothering me,was that they are twins and have a lesbian relationship at the same time.

It's like masturbating with yourself...

MrBlackCat

#19 Posted 24 March 2011 - 05:32 PM

Twincest. Yeah, not my thing for sure.

I just don't react to them much at all... I might imagine them with my girlfriend, but not with each other.

Raziel

#20 Posted 25 March 2011 - 06:40 PM

No... I can't say the whole twin incest thing bothers me... it's Duke, so that kind of thing comes with the territory. It's kinda like going to a male gay club expecting a club full of straight females to pick up.

But... their heads are still too big!!!

DavoX

Honored Donor

#21 Posted 27 March 2011 - 10:59 AM

Come on, twins are like one of the most used cliches on guys fantasies on movies, etc.

Micky C

Honored Donor

#22 Posted 27 March 2011 - 01:02 PM

What's so good about twins anyway?

bullerbullerseven

#23 Posted 27 March 2011 - 01:04 PM

Good point.

wayskobfssae

#24 Posted 27 March 2011 - 03:26 PM

Zor, on Mar 24 2011, 09:31 PM, said:

It's like masturbating with yourself...

That actually happened in the novel version of the Time Traveler's Wife, so I heard.

OpenMaw

Judge Mental

#25 Posted 27 March 2011 - 05:43 PM

wayskobfssae, on Mar 24 2011, 05:52 PM, said:

I mean it's still incestuous. They're still essentially twins. They're just cloned twins. It's still the same bad vibes. Maybe even worse. Would you like to make out with yourself?

ewwwgh... Just wrong!

Person of Color

Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#26 Posted 27 March 2011 - 09:17 PM

Twincest is weird but I could probably acclimate after a half hour or so. It's kind of like a fucking a copy machine.

Now if it was regular incest, I wouldn't walk away from the situation. I'd run, hop into my car, turn my radar detector to it's highest setting and speed like a motherfucker.

Twins, for some reason, sounds like an accomplishment. Two sisters at the same time sounds like a NASCAR fan's wet dream.

Fox Mulder

#27 Posted 28 March 2011 - 07:18 AM

Jinroh, on Mar 20 2011, 09:55 PM, said:

Hell, I'd still hit it.

ferran275

#28 Posted 28 March 2011 - 07:25 AM

Descent, on Mar 27 2011, 09:17 PM, said:

Two sisters at the same time sounds like a NASCAR fan's wet dream.

GOD BLESS MURIKUH!

Striker

Auramancer

#29 Posted 28 March 2011 - 08:31 AM

Somebody please tell me they remember "Fook Mi" and "Fook Yu" from Austin Powers in Goldmember?

This post has been edited by StrikerMan780: 28 March 2011 - 08:32 AM

BraveTriforcer

#30 Posted 28 March 2011 - 12:17 PM

The twins don't really bother me that much. They're empty-headed sluts as far as I can tell, and that's all you really need to know. Also unrelated, but can someone explain this EGO Bar thing under our posts? Like what does it affect with us?

This post has been edited by BraveTriforcer: 28 March 2011 - 12:18 PM