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#20314 Posted 12 May 2018 - 11:03 AM
Jeff, on 12 May 2018 - 09:05 AM, said:
Hole in one!
Deuce in the hole!
#20316 Posted 12 May 2018 - 03:45 PM
Fox, on 12 May 2018 - 05:02 AM, said:
The lesson to be learned is don't run with your hands in your pants pockets. You can't break your fall.
#20319 Posted 13 May 2018 - 08:21 PM
I was |---| this close to having a bird shit on me today. I could hear it drop not two feet from where I was standing. It was shitting on top of a street light post, roughly 10-15 feet above my head.
I had some kind of sixth sense something was going to happen so I moved out of the way 5 seconds before impact.
I had some kind of sixth sense something was going to happen so I moved out of the way 5 seconds before impact.
This post has been edited by Jeff: 13 May 2018 - 08:24 PM
#20320 Posted 13 May 2018 - 08:38 PM
When a seagull or etc flies and turns I go opposite way (avoid em)
is when they take a dump
is when they take a dump
This post has been edited by Zaxtor: 13 May 2018 - 08:38 PM
#20321 Posted 13 May 2018 - 09:09 PM
My brother and I once went for a walk, and when we got back to our driveway, a bird shit on my shoulder... Even though there was no bird in sight. Fast mofo. Drive by shitting.
#20322 Posted 13 May 2018 - 10:10 PM
Never Forgotten, on 13 May 2018 - 09:09 PM, said:
My brother and I once went for a walk, and when we got back to our driveway, a bird shit on my shoulder... Even though there was no bird in sight. Fast mofo. Drive by shitting.
That's got to go in urbandictionary.com as a new term. There is some listed, but not in the context of birds.
This post has been edited by Jeff: 13 May 2018 - 10:12 PM
#20323 Posted 14 May 2018 - 12:34 AM
That wasn't a bird, it was your stepfather at the window above.
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#20330 Posted 16 May 2018 - 01:55 PM
Mark., on 16 May 2018 - 07:48 AM, said:
Poor cat getting his tail yanked up just for a stupid video.
despite that, the cat still did it better
#20333 Posted 18 May 2018 - 08:59 AM
Mark., on 16 May 2018 - 07:48 AM, said:
Poor cat getting his tail yanked up just for a stupid video.
I'm surprised they wouldn't see the cat come over and bite the guy who was doing that in the video.
