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User is offline   Master Fibbles 

  • I have the power!

#12631

Hey, when there are no losers in baseball, people don't grow up to be well adjusted adults who can take rejection.
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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Let's go Brandon!

#12632

I don't even know how to connect to my generation.

So I just listen to Elliott Smith and play Postal 2 or watch They Live.
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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#12633

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User is offline   Master Fibbles 

  • I have the power!

#12634

So, I've been applying to jobs again. I am not a good fit for the company I found a full-time job with last May so I am leaving the company in March (read: "getting fired/mutually going different ways"). The party line is that I'm looking for teaching jobs, which is true, but those don't start until at least August so I need a job to get me through the rest of the year.

Anyway, I did the math, last year, I applied to like 100 jobs. Most of those were ones I wasn't really qualified for (when you have no job, any job opening is applied to). I had 8 total interviews. 6 of them led to either a job offer or the next interview. Of the 5 positions I interviewed for, I received 2 job offers and a third 2nd interview that likely would have been a job offer. So...really, all I have to do is get an interview...

Now, I just have to get an interview.
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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#12635

Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers, some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

New York, New York, so good they hit it twice.

If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now be renamed "The Square"?

New Yorkers really come together in a crunch.

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? God knows, they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up? The rest of your life.

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In Soviet Russia...
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This post has been edited by Fox: 21 February 2014 - 07:16 AM

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User is offline   Person of Color 

  • Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#12636

I can't wait to offend people with these. 9/11 jokes are so fucking easy here.
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User is offline   Person of Color 

  • Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#12637



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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Let's go Brandon!

#12638

The Postal movie literally has my most favourite opening sequence ever. This scene was leaked shortly before release while everyone was talking about how bad it was going to be. This scene convinced me of Uwe Boll's suppressed genius.


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User is offline   Daedolon 

  • Ancient Blood God

#12639

Postal is one of the most hilarious movies I've seen.
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User is offline   Ronin 

#12640

 Jimmy, on 21 February 2014 - 01:23 PM, said:

The Postal movie literally has my most favourite opening sequence ever. This scene was leaked shortly before release while everyone was talking about how bad it was going to be. This scene convinced me of Uwe Boll's suppressed genius.


I thought Rampage was pretty damn good.
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User is offline   Daedolon 

  • Ancient Blood God

#12641

That is the opening of Postal, though, so I don't know why it says "secret".

This post has been edited by Daedolon: 21 February 2014 - 01:41 PM

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User is offline   Gambini 

#12642

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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Let's go Brandon!

#12643

 Ronan, on 21 February 2014 - 01:40 PM, said:

I thought Rampage was pretty damn good.

Haven't seen that one yet. I'll check it out sometime.

 Daedolon, on 21 February 2014 - 01:41 PM, said:

That is the opening of Postal, though, so I don't know why it says "secret".

I have no idea either. It's such a great scene. Sets the perfect tone for the entire movie.
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#12644

 Daedolon, on 21 February 2014 - 01:37 PM, said:

Postal is one of the most hilarious movies I've seen.

Seriously! Postal is really good, one of my favorites... if given a chance Uwe Boll can really hit it home with humor.

I was so disappointed when this didn't work out, though. :blink:
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User is offline   Jeff 

#12645

There was some note in The Matrix, where Neo's passport expired on September 11, 2001.
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User is offline   Lunick 

#12646

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User is offline   Daedolon 

  • Ancient Blood God

#12647




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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#12648

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User is offline   LkMax 

#12649

 Fox, on 22 February 2014 - 02:41 PM, said:

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arrg... I hate this kind of town, the contrast is too ugly.
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User is offline   Jeff 

#12650

Ancient hard drive benchmark:

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User is offline   Hank 

#12651

@ LkMax - I doubt this image is real, I think someone used the Gimp(or whatever) to paint over the buildings.

This post has been edited by Hank: 23 February 2014 - 07:16 AM

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User is offline   Jeff 

#12652

I also found a benchmark where a drive was a mere 10 MB. I probably should have posted this first. Ah well.
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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#12653

View PostHank, on 23 February 2014 - 07:15 AM, said:

@ LkMax - I doubt this image is real, I think someone used the Gimp(or whatever) to paint over the buildings.

https://en.wikipedia...ato,_Guanajuato
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User is offline   Ronin 

#12654

I have been to this place in Italy. It's pretty cool, all along the Italian riveria there are little coastal towns like this.

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This post has been edited by Ronan: 23 February 2014 - 08:09 AM

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User is offline   Jeff 

#12655

Who's the guy with the glasses? I don't recognize him.
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User is offline   Person of Color 

  • Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#12656

No idea.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#12657

View PostJeff, on 23 February 2014 - 08:27 AM, said:

Who's the guy with the glasses? I don't recognize him.

who knows? they all look alike
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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#12658

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User is offline   Lunick 

#12659

View PostFox, on 22 February 2014 - 02:41 PM, said:

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Make... make a Duke map about it!
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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#12660

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