[Alan]

So Anthony Wiener, the politician infamous for Tweeting dick pics to women, is trying to make a return. He's probably finding this to be his wurst idea since. With the renewed attention to his past, there's no way he's going to be the wiener of that election.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

Alan, on 24 July 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:

So Anthony Wiener, the politician infamous for Tweeting dick pics to women, is trying to make a return. He's probably finding this to be his wurst idea since. With the renewed attention to his past, there's no way he's going to be the wiener of that erection.

Nah. It seems to be run-of-the-mill nowadays for Democrats to get caught in (and exonerated from) sex scandals.

[Fox]

[Alan]

Comrade Major, on 24 July 2013 - 10:23 AM, said:

Nah. It seems to be run-of-the-mill nowadays for Democrats to get caught in (and exonerated from) sex scandals.

That's bologna. There's not really a link between ideology and sexual scandals to be frank.

[Jimmy]

Alan, on 24 July 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:

So Anthony Wiener, the politician infamous for Tweeting dick pics to women, is trying to make a return. He's probably finding this to be his wurst idea since. With the renewed attention to his past, there's no way he's going to be the wiener of that election.

In defense of liberals, at least they don't get caught blowing random guys in airports or fucking kids.

[Alan]

Or ordering young fit men to "handle their luggage." Or going to known child sex slave hotbeds.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

Or claiming from a position of power that there is such a concept as "illegitimate rape".

Or just being conservative, really.

[Ronin]

So I just heard they are remaking Bloodsport, one of my all time favourite movies. IS NOTHING SAFE!!

[Jimmy]

[Mark]

Jimmy, on 24 July 2013 - 10:59 AM, said:

In defense of liberals, at least they don't get caught blowing random guys in airports or fucking kids.

I must have missed those reports. Who were they?

[Jimmy]

Mark Foley, anyone?

[Master Fibbles]

I'm going to go ahead and say that it is a good sign your internship is going to turn into a permanent position when the boss makes a comment about the possibility of buying you a smart phone so you can use an app for server notifications.

[Mark]

Jimmy, on 24 July 2013 - 02:13 PM, said:

Mark Foley, anyone?

He sent inappropriate emails and texts to congressional pages. The FBI and Florida Law Enforcement conducted investigations and no criminal charges were ever filed. A far cry from your assertion of "caught blowing random guys in airports or fucking kids". Those were rumors and assumptions made because he is gay.

[Jimmy]

That's a very informed post for never hearing about all this stuff.


It's only a contention because the conservatives claim to be anti degenerate, and tend to be pretty degenerate.

[Master Fibbles]

Jimmy, on 24 July 2013 - 04:05 PM, said:

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Because you can label an entire religion "conservative"... Way to listen to "the man" dude.

[Jimmy]

[Mark]

I was only 99 percent sure about whether or not Foley was criminally charged for any of the allegations. If he had been, I would have acknowledged my ignorance.

I was expecting someone completely different from Foley when you specified random blowjobs and screwing kids, which no conservative Congressman has been charged with that I can remember. Thats why I asked for a name.

EDIT: I just realised your text had links. I followed them. Interesting stuff. I don't think a lot of them ever made it past the local newspaper except for the LarryCraig incedent. BTW, I remember reading an email someone sent to me with a huge list of crimes and it turned out to be the rap sheet for the current members of Congress. A real eye opener.

[Lunick]

[Inspector Lagomorf]

Stormtroopers can teleport!

[Master Fibbles]

You can see the storm trooper approaching from behind, as they are wont to do.

[Person of Color]

It's really just the Christian right that's fucked up. Unfortunately that's most of the Republican party these days. Honestly, if you delete those retards from the statistics, it's pretty much the same whether you're liberal or conservative. Plenty of these religious "family values" conservatives use that shit as a cover up for degeneracy.

Politics tends to breed shitty people...bottom line.

As for my opinions on Anthony Weiner and Elliot Spitzer - I can't stand either of 'em. The sense of entitlement those two have is insane. "Oh, I fucked up, and you're supposed to forgive me."

No way, fuck you guys. Especially Anthony. He's married to a smoking hot, 9/10 Palestinian MILF and this dipshit can't even keep his dick in his pants. I would bone her till she was 60 and never get bored. "Oh wow, I destroyed my career by posting pictures of my dick, looks like I better do it again now that I'm about to rebuild everything! Don't worry guys, it first happened a long time ago, I'm better now!" No, Anthony. Two years is a long time if you're six years old, shithead. You're pushing 50.

Spitzer is just a straight up asshole. "Oh look at all these prostitution rings I busted as Attorney General!" "OOPS, my bad!"

Then this asshole leaves and is replaced by this guy.



Lt. Governor Blind Ni...Person. Yeah, person. That's what I meant. The dude was as blind as a pepper sprayed bat. Worst governor in history, 20% approval rating. He was an interim governor, but we still shouldn't have had him. I'm damn proud of what he achieved being legally blind, but he wasn't a good governor.

[DustFalcon85]

Mr. Weiner needs to listen to the wise words of Skyy John a/b how not to get caught sexting!


And don't forget Ahhnold's love child!

[Alan]

Found a picture of Jimmy's mom.

[Fantinaikos]

The WTF blanket saga.

WTF blanket


WTF blanket: Animal edition


WTF blanket: Dog edition
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlhDAN8Dwnw

The failure pants
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBL0RUJx7-I

[Ronin]

 Jimmy, on 24 July 2013 - 01:55 PM, said:

[Fox]

I remember that from an episode of American Dad. Edit: this episode.

[Fantinaikos]

 ravencoupe, on 25 July 2013 - 12:26 PM, said:

This.

[Fox]

[Fantinaikos]

Handjob: You are doing it wrong. (maybe)

[Alan]