[Master Fibbles]

Bing powered by Google? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!

//hides under desk with tinfoil hat on

[Hank]

Yes, it is. You do realize how diverse the members around here are. I need more than one search engine to follow all this, considering what's left of my brains.

[Jimmy]

I hate gay people who go out of their way to show you how gay they are. Fuck off and die! Makes me think they like the attention more than cocks.

[Micky C]

What kinds of things are you saying that gay people do anyway?

[Hank]

I think Captain Awesome thinks along the same lines as Mr. Flibble. Be what you are, just don't ram it down everyone's throat. I too. I am tired, very tired of the new religion Political Correctness. Accept every arsehole. We are all equal. Are we? I front of what judge? The one you just bought?

[blackharted]

Micky C, on Nov 28 2010, 10:23 PM, said:

What kinds of things are you saying that gay people do anyway?

They live

[Green]

[Micky C]

I don't get it, are you saying it's a bad movie?

[Green]

They Live is an excellent movie. blackharteds post simply read 'They live' and the instant I read that post the first thing that struck my mind was John Carpenter's They Live.

[Micky C]

Oh I get it, I just didn't understand blackharted incorrect use of english.

How I would have responded would have went something like this: "What sorts of bad things have gays been doing lately?"
"Living/being alive." Hmm that still doesn't sound right but "they live" sounds a heck of a lot worse. I'm going to stop talking about grammar because it gets hard to be correct when one's typing on an iPhone while watching tv.

Maybe I was just confused because I also immediately thought of the movie which I thought was pretty good.

I wonder how long it'll take this thread to reach a hundred thousand views, although we might have to come up with more interesting discussion material

[CruX]

High Treason, on Nov 28 2010, 08:28 AM, said:

I'm just kidding, I don't like cruelty to animals and rather like mice, I was thinking of getting some mice myself or possibly a rat (though I wouldn't mind a tarantula because I really like spiders) but I won't let myself get any kind of pet until I quit smoking and clean my house up, because it wouldn't be fair on the animal in this environment.

Eh, my feelings are kind of mixed about killing mice/rats if they're posing a pest problem. Growing up out in the gulf coast boonies, I often had deal with them (and possums), but it could usually be resolved without killing them. I do realize, though, that depending on how many of them there are, where they're nestled and how much damage they're doing, exterminating them is sometimes the only option. The one thing I do think is kind of unethical is the use of live mice as animal food.

[blackharted]

Micky C, on Nov 29 2010, 05:55 AM, said:

Oh I get it, I just didn't understand blackharted incorrect use of english.

My English is fine. I was answering the question "What kinds of things are you saying that gay people do anyway?" I answered "they live." Simple.

[Jimmy]

Hank, on Nov 29 2010, 12:55 AM, said:

I think Captain Awesome thinks along the same lines as Mr. Flibble. Be what you are, just don't ram it down everyone's throat. I too. I am tired, very tired of the new religion Political Correctness. Accept every arsehole. We are all equal. Are we? I front of what judge? The one you just bought?

Aye, I do. If you're a homosexual, that's fine with me. It's often people's intentions that bother me, in this case the overblown flamboyance. It's just as bothersome as a Christian spouting bullshit (often contradictory to their own teachings; IE: Westboro Baptist Church) or Atheists doing the same thing they criticise a lot of Christians for doing. Political Correctness is horse shit. Everyone is not equal, we all have strengths and weaknesses. Not everyone can take the place of someone else in society. Most women can't mine coal, and most men can't do a manicure.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 17

[Master Fibbles]

Legally we are equal before a judge. If you ask Hobbes, we are equal in our mortality...but that is about it.

At some level, everyone deserves the same respect, but just because you don't think I'm giving you the respect you think that you deserve, doesn't mean that you deserve it, self-righteous prick.

I hate when people start to spout how I never earned anything because I'm a white heterosexual male; fuck you. I busted my balls in school and I worked with my hands to make my way through life so far. Sure, I've had some help along the way but from people who worked just as hard and often harder than me to get where they are. All these people demanding hand outs and shit like that because somewhere along the line someone that looked like them was in some way persecuted. Get off your ass and work. I once interrupted a guy trying to tell me I don't know what it is like to have to work by saying to my whole class that my parents were about to lost their jobs. I didn't grow up middle class, fuck you; I'm lower class. I earned the GPA I ended up with and worked my way through school. I wasn't given an education on a silver platter, I had to work off my tuition and whatever I couldn't earn, my parents worked long hours to cover for me and my siblings.

"Political correct" is the biggest load of bull shit since...well, I don't know what, but I know it is a big fucking piece of bull shit. Sometimes I go out of my way to be politically incorrect.

[Jimmy]

I don't get why people complain about shit like that anyways. I don't do jack shit, and I'm unemployed. My grades are ample, generally high B's and A's, but any given week I only do '15 minutes of real actual work.' Any money I need I can get doing oddjobs, like writing papers for people, or taking whatever money my father gives me for helping with cutting wood or collecting recyclables. People needing help with this type of shit are worthless rotters, not willing to even lead the life of a slacker. I'm lower class as well, and it's only gotten worse since the recession. I know first hand that my parents are $30+ thousand in debt, since I help pay the bills and we can barely make the payments on time. I don't bitch, I don't complain, I just don't have an xbox, but it could be worse. I've developed to be a better person by being relatively poor (for America, anyways), I didn't become a spoiled little shit who gets everything handed to him. It's good for character. I'm just happy I wasn't born in Cambodia or Africa.

[Hank]

Equality
I call a white guy a stupid monkey – nothing happens
I call anyone else a stupid monkey – I committed a hate crime

I get a divorce – the kids go to the mother, by default.
I get a good layer the kids go to me.

I white guy kills someone
plead insanity = free
plead guilty – half term
happened to be a non-white, or a religious peep – double term

A Native American commits a crime. It is now recognized by the courts, that the natives can't help themselves and therefore have to receive lower sentences than anyone else; and so on.

Are we equal in front of the law?

[Master Fibbles]

Technically, everyone is equal under the law...but since there are many good lawyers out there who like to twist reality and propagate affirmative action etc, people get screwed. Of course, it works both ways...in some places, if you aren't white, u b fucked.

[Micky C]

Hey what do people think of my new avatar? I made it in mapster using an external render

[Master Fibbles]

You did that in Mapster? That is nifty.

[blackharted]

Mr.Flibble, on Nov 29 2010, 06:13 PM, said:

Legally we are equal before a judge. If you ask Hobbes, we are equal in our mortality...but that is about it.
At some level, everyone deserves the same respect.
"Political correct" is the biggest load of bull shit since...well, I don't know what, but I know it is a big fucking piece of bull shit. Sometimes I go out of my way to be politically incorrect.

I HATE politcal correctness more than anyone, and if you think you think you go out of you way to be politically incorrect trust me I'm worse.
I fucking hate all this crap about offense to reglious people and all the BS about being equal. Because the government are such spastics and pussies the are soooo easily frightened by muslims than Christmas is being down played and the is acually arugments about weather or not to include it in adverts in my country!!!!! B FUCKING S!!!!!

"Ooooo it offends other religions" SO WHAT other religions offend MINE!!!! Do the government care? NO!! THEY DAMN WELL SHOULD!!!!! Christianity is the world's biggest religion we shouldn't have to have the worlds biggest (and best) hoilday ruined by BRAIN DEAD CUNTS!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!

I don't care about this post being rude and/or offensive it needs to be said.

[Micky C]

It's not rude, it's the truth. For me, being rude is going out of your way to insult someone unnecessarily, but when someone tells the truth and that's viewed as being 'rude' then I'd consider it inappropriate instead.

[Master Fibbles]

You know, I've spent the whole day doing other languages but I only just now started on my homework (which is Greek)...wow...I'm a loser. But I'm a loser who can read 6 languages.

[Jimmy]

I can read and write perfect English, which is apparently impossible for 90% of the general populace in the United States of America.

[Master Fibbles]

Oh, it is...so many people I meet can't construct on paper a simple sentence. Then there is the pronunciation...don't get me started on the inability of people to speak. Good God..I can't hear for shit but I can pronounce better than so many people.

And, now for something completely different:
"Welcome anyone who is weak in faith, but not for disputes over opinions. One person believes that one may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. The one who eats must not despise the one who abstains, and the one who abstains must not pass judgment on the one who eats; for God has welcomed him." (Romans 14:1-3)
All those people who like to preach (Christian ethical) vegetarianism and condemn anyone who doesn't abstain from mean: suck it down, bitch. This shit is in the bible.

[Hank]

I don't get it. A vegan to me is a, well, to be polite, a religious person. Homo sapients evolved as canivore, it's natural.

[Master Fibbles]

There are actually many non or pseudo Christian vegetarian/vegan groups. I know people...Of course, I also know people who like to preach Christian vegetarianism. Buddhism (at least in some areas) preaches some form of vegetarianism and various other religions ban some meats etc.
However, there are various secular movements that preach vegetarianism/veganism. Ethical vegetarianism/veganism in atheist/secular society comes from a philosophical and scientific point about the commonality of animals and humans.

Of course, the problem is where do you draw the line and why? Carrots have sensation.

[Hank]

This reminds me, not all atheists follow free thoughts – ironic, methinks. In the Land of the Free are caged minds bound by faith denying their belief.

Julius Caesar supposedly said once: The whole world is nuts.

[Micky C]

Captain Awesome, on Dec 1 2010, 09:14 AM, said:

I can read and write perfect English, which is apparently impossible for 90% of the general populace in the United States of America.

Lol @ Americans for not being good at english. My signature sort of comes into relevance here, although I just noticed I should have written 'asses' not 'ass' but then it wouldn't be as satirical.

[Jimmy]

Not necessarily, you could have meant their respective collective ass.

[bullerbullerseven]

all i want to say is that i am sure that captain awesome looks like his avatar!