[The Dukenator]

Mr.Flibble, on Nov 13 2010, 09:14 PM, said:

For some reason I think this picture was either lost or blocked on Facebook (I know I had it up there at some point but now I can't find it). No matter, I have it stored safely on my server.

[Micky C]

Lol, should we call that picture the straight test or the human test?

[Kathy]

The Commander, on Nov 14 2010, 07:30 AM, said:

I understand everything about sex and you would be an idiot if you are wanting to "wait" till your 18. All you would be doing is wasting so many good years of sex on nothing.

He haven't said that someone was waiting till 18. It's just that being virgin at 18 is not THAT worrisome as you make it sound. It's not a big deal.

[Micky C]

So what age do people think you should lose your virginity by?

[OpenMaw]

Micky C, on Nov 13 2010, 11:15 PM, said:

So what age do people think you should lose your virginity by?

Whenever the hell you feel like it, honestly.

Im 22 and I still havent had sex. I guess there's something wrong with me, eh, Commander?

[The Commander]

Commando Nukem, on Nov 14 2010, 09:20 PM, said:

Im 22 and I still havent had sex. I guess there's something wrong with me, eh, Commander?

Most defiantly, get out of the basement and go outside!

[OpenMaw]

The Commander, on Nov 14 2010, 12:33 AM, said:

Most defiantly, get out of the basement and go outside!

Dont have a basement. Has nothing to do with me not going out. I've had several girlfriends. I've chosen not to go horizontal. Why does it matter whether someone sticks their thing in someone elses thing exactly?

[ReaperMan]

Commando Nukem, on Nov 14 2010, 05:20 AM, said:

Im 22 and I still havent had sex. I guess there's something wrong with me, eh, Commander?

Meh, i don't give a shit to be honest. Its your personal life.

[Micky C]

Ok maybe this thread is overdue for a change in topic. Here's some interesting news: I've officially announced what feels like the first new user map in ages over in this thread: http://forums.duke4.net/index.php?showtopi...amp;#entry62538

Or if we need another topic to talk about, chocolate's pretty awesome.

[Master Fibbles]

Commando Nukem, on Nov 14 2010, 04:12 AM, said:

I've chosen not to go horizontal. Why does it matter whether someone sticks their thing in someone elses thing exactly?

Plus one for this, especially that last part.

I hate chocolate (that's not true).

[OpenMaw]

Don't lie Flibble, or you'll end up pissing your pants... Oh no, wait, that was "Little boys who play with fire wet the bed." Excuse me. I forget what gramms used to say happened to boys that lied. Probably get raped by Wyle E. Coyote or something.

Micky C, on Nov 14 2010, 04:04 AM, said:

Or if we need another topic to talk about, chocolate's pretty awesome.

Oh hey, good call. That reminded me I have to get some hot chocolate mix. CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE. Shit 2010 was a fast year.



Welp, im off to get my hands all messy in animal crap... Sunday -- Cleaning day. HURRGH.

[Kathy]

Christmas is bullshit. And "fast year" my ass. Why do people say stuff like that? "Wow, this week/year was fast". No, it WASN'T. It is always the same. And what if the year magically changed to n+1? Yay! We should celebrate numeral change or the birth of some dude no one really cares about.

[OpenMaw]

Lotan, on Nov 14 2010, 12:43 PM, said:

Christmas is bullshit.

Christmas is awesome. You get coal this year, bitch.

Lotan, on Nov 14 2010, 12:43 PM, said:

And "fast year" my ass. Why do people say stuff like that? "Wow, this week/year was fast". No, it WASN'T. It is always the same. And what if the year magically changed to n+1? Yay! We should celebrate numeral change or the birth of some dude no one really cares about.

Right, because I totally meant that this year literally went faster than the last. Are you really that dense?

Yeah, it was a fast year. To me. I figured everyone was smart enough to realise I was talking about my view of things, and not some universal law that stated 2010 was a faster year than 2009. I'll remember this for next time a subject featuring relative perspective comes up, just for you Lotan. Its called perception of time, and to the observer some things seem to pass by faster than it would for others. What the Hell crawled up your butt?

[Jimmy]

No, Commander, I have not had sex. I'm an unattractive laze, I'm much too anti-social to ever get anywhere.

I love chocolate, and Christmas. Free shit? Sign me the fuck up.

[High Treason]

I hate christmas! It sucks, did you know there are more suicides and family arguments at christmas than any other time of year, my dad beat me up at christmas time, that's why my mom left him. I already hated christmas before that though.

As for sex, I haven't had any since 2006 and I am never likely to have any more, it's not the most important thing to me anyway, there are other qualities I look for in women, but the chances of any woman ever being able to tolerate me are pretty much zero, which is why I give up trying to be social (It isn't just women that hate me) and now sit in front of my computer all day slowly looking worse and smelling worse and occasianally complaining about the amount of my hair that has fallen out. Just to add to it I'm depressed as hell and I have panic attacks and black out occasionally which is not necessarily related to the panic attacks, I have Aspergers Syndrome and a bloody co-morbid disorder on top of that. And back on the sex subject, I don't even know if I can do that anymore if the oppurtunity ever arose because as you know I have huge vericose veins on my balls and a couple of cysts to go with it which could - apparently - destroy them, I don't even know if they work properly any more and I am not about to jack-off to find out.

To make matters worse though, I have so much adrenaline and testosterone flying around my system that when I'm near this girl I know my mind switches off and it seems I am thinking from my trousers as opposed to thinking things out in my head, I soon get angry because all I can do is sit there silently and use the weight of either my laptop, a book or whatever else to keep it down, I then start to worry about what I might end up doing due to what my mind is telling me to do (Wether I will make a tit of myself or lash out) so I have to go away and find something else to do.

Err... Sorry that got a little long, I feel a bit better now, it's been a shitty couple of years to be honest.

[Jimmy]

My Christmases are always filled with strife, but I get free shit so it's worth it. I'd kill myself too if I didn't get free shit for free.

[Master Fibbles]

If I ever got free shit not for free, I'd be pissed. Maybe even pissed enough to kill someone. I mean, who charges for free stuff? Doesn't that make it not free?

[Jimmy]

I know, isn't that some fucking horseshit?

[Hendricks266]

"In the 70s, Merv Griffin created a game show called 'You Can Kiss My Ass.'" - Fun Facts book by David Letterman and the Late Show

[Master Fibbles]

Captain Awesome, on Nov 14 2010, 09:29 PM, said:

I know, isn't that some fucking horseshit?

You are from Kentucky.

[Kathy]

Commando Nukem, on Nov 15 2010, 12:36 AM, said:

Its called perception of time, and to the observer some things seem to pass by faster than it would for others. What the Hell crawled up your butt?

I know what it is. I just hate those kind of phrases. "Oh, it's Friday already!!! Weekend is here", "Wow, this year went so fast!" and "Your ass is so tight, dude!". Hmm, the last one looks out of place here...

[High Treason]

When I have panic attacks time seems to speed up when I breathe in and slow down when I breathe out, this is probably due to my heart beating at around 200 times per minute as opposed to it's usual 70.

My perception of time is terrible because I suffer from memory loss... Sometimes you will witness me reading a thread I posted in last, this is due to me forgetting that I had even posted in it, I usually remember things after a while but I can forget entire days or weeks, I also have a habbit of leaving the cooker on after I have finished using it so that there is one extremely hot blackened pan when I come down stairs in the morning.

Oh, and never ask me to make toast unless you want to waste an entire loaf of bread and possibly burn the house down, in fact, just don't let me near a kitchen!

[MusicallyInspired]

Christmas is what you make it and how you choose to look at it. I like free stuff. Don't mind getting stuff for other people, too. Immediate family only, however. Extended family if I can afford it, otherwise everyone is understanding about it and so it's a joyful experience.

I don't like chocolate. I don't mind it (I don't hate it), but I certainly am not a chocloholic.

[Micky C]

Neither am I. I don't make any special effort to get chocolate, but sometimes my mum might bring a block home and I'm like "oh boy, chocolate! let's rock!" and it's gone within 24 hours.

[Master Fibbles]

Anything either salty or sweet will not last in my presence...one could also add that anything with alcohol also will not last in my presence but that is only mostly true (there has been a bottle of tequila sitting in my kitchen forever and I haven't touched it). All of this said, I could live my whole life in a bar drinking beer and eating wings and be perfectly content.

[High Treason]

I bought some black gloss to paint some stuff for my bike, I've used the same paint before and it was great, but they have changed the ingredients and made it low-emission. I'm all for the environment but when gloss pain washes off in water and won't coat metal properly when it says it can on the tin there is a problem, I'd rather use the old High-Emission paint and it actually stick to the surface than this shit. It's really runny too, it used to be really thick before making it much easier to cover the surface.

[Jimmy]

Mr.Flibble, on Nov 14 2010, 10:30 PM, said:

You are from Kentucky.

No, hahah, I am not. I am from Virginia. I've actually never left Virginia, except for going to some northern parts of North Carolina occasionally, and that's it. Also, I fuckin' love hot wings. I'm gearing up for some hot wing challenges, I'm doing Buffalo Wild Wings first, it should be easy and give me a headstart on more badass challenges.

[Master Fibbles]

They have horse shit in Virginia? I swear, the only place in America that has horse shit is Kentucky. The rest of the country has bull shit.

However, on topic, where in Virginia? Northern or southern? It is a big state so I won't be like "oh, ur in virginia so u must b near dc."

[Jimmy]

Yeah, dude, horse and bull shit. I use the two interchangeably, I like some vocabulary. I live in southern VA, in Lunenburg County. I'm like ~3 hours south of DC, ~1 hour south of Richmond, and ~1 north of the VA/NC border. I'm guessing you've lived in VA at some point?

[Master Fibbles]

No. I live in DC (well, technically, MD). I go to school in DC and I'll be here for a good long while...

You are the first person not from or living in Kentucky to use "horse shit" blows the mind, man.