[Mark]

 Hank, on 01 April 2019 - 10:18 AM, said:

^ honest facts do not apply here. Socialism is taking a bite out of Canada and it is broke because of it.
Band aid solution, go into the drug business and sell pot and do the Carbon Tax, and other taxes. I feel sorry for Canadians. :lol:

I felt sorry for Canadians long before I ever paid attention to politics. :lol:

[Forge]

 Hank, on 01 April 2019 - 10:51 AM, said:

Where did you get this info?

it doesn't require a deep dive to look at the subsidies and tax breaks Canadian oil & coal industries receive from their government in order to stay competitive. The government can't cripple their two major exports, they simply pass the tax on the citizens.

Double-down on the good-feelz as well. They're exporting carbon pollution products while claiming they're doing their part to fight the evil global warming.

[Hank]

^ I'm talking socialism.
The subsidiary for oil and gas exploration amounts to 0.38% of the total federal budget. I call this - good investment in this industry
The carbon tax will add ~ 2% to the budget, this is a tax grab.

Double down? Me? No way. If I'm wrong, no news. :lol:

[Zaxtor]

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[DisgustedGrunt]

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Titanic, directed by Michael Bay

[Malgon]

 MusicallyInspired, on 01 April 2019 - 07:46 AM, said:

Carbon Tax was enacted today. Gas hiked from $1.15/Litre to $1.20/Litre (CAD) and it's expected to go higher.

Not to miss the point of this, but I'd be happy with $1.15 right now. Almost due for some fuel and it's currently around the $1.55 mark. Here's a handy graph of the fuckery of how fuel prices work over here.

https://www.accc.gov.au/sites/www.accc.gov.au/files/fuelwatch/adelaide-ulp.png

[Hank]

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[Mark]

another good from the series
https://eur04.safeli...Y%3D&reserved=0

[Zaxtor]

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[Sledgehammer]

At this point I'm starting to think that casuals whom American developers are trying to appease to were not average people but journalists themselves all along. Just read this yet another "journalistic masterpiece" produced by PC Gamer for you, especially the last two paragraphs in the screenshot.
https://i.imgur.com/TU60KgZ.png
https://archive.fo/McOBZ

[DisgustedGrunt]

Pathetic Game Journalists Beg For An Easy Mode In Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice

i mean, come on, how about you actually LEARN how to play the game?

[Forge]

 Sledgehammer, on 06 April 2019 - 04:20 AM, said:

At this point I'm starting to think that casuals whom American developers are trying to appease to were not average people but journalists themselves all along.

it's called a metascore

[Darkus]

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[Sledgehammer]

 Forge, on 06 April 2019 - 12:29 PM, said:

it's called a metascore

Mental disorder works fine for me. When a grown man can't beat a fucking game while a literal kid can there is clearly something wrong with the health of such people. Not even kid, a fucking pigeon is smarter than a game journalist and unlike said "journalist" a bird had no instructions.

[DisgustedGrunt]

 Sledgehammer, on 06 April 2019 - 12:59 PM, said:

Mental disorder works fine for me. When a grown man can't beat a fucking game while a literal kid can there is clearly something wrong with the health of such people. Not even kid, a fucking pigeon is smarter than a game journalist and unlike said "journalist" a bird had no instructions.

my god that was painful to watch :lol:

also, Darkus, my take on difficulties:

https://media.moddb.com/images/members/5/4281/4280876/duke0000.1.png

[Darkus]

 Lazy Dog, on 06 April 2019 - 01:08 PM, said:

my god that was painful to watch :lol:

[DisgustedGrunt]

 Darkus, on 06 April 2019 - 01:44 PM, said:

I'm actually surprised he reached the second level :lol:

[Forge]

 Sledgehammer, on 06 April 2019 - 12:59 PM, said:

When a grown man can't beat a fucking game

soy makes people bad at video games. That's why they're paid to write vapid adverts about them, not play them.

[Sledgehammer]

Now that you mentioned it, feeding your children with soy should be treated as crime.

[MusicallyInspired]

Well, that'll go down in the annals of history as worst game demonstrations ever along with that Cuphead video and Doom 2016 too.

[Sledgehammer]

You could put there the entire gaming journalism or perhaps the entire modern journalism with a few exceptions.

[Forge]

"Duke Nukem 3D is the Dark Souls of First Person Shooters."

I should be getting a call from IGN any day now.

[Darkus]

 Forge, on 06 April 2019 - 08:02 PM, said:

"Duke Nukem 3D is the Dark Souls of First Person Shooters."

I also had a headhache by reading some arcticles somewhere...

"Doom and Duke Nukem 3D have Minecraft-like textures"
"3D Realms, creator of the Id tech engine, is back to business"

[Sledgehammer]

 Forge, on 06 April 2019 - 08:02 PM, said:

I should be getting a call from IGN any day now.

Did you copyright it? If not, don't expect any calls.

[Forge]

 Sledgehammer, on 07 April 2019 - 07:13 AM, said:

Did you copyright it? If not, don't expect any calls.

"That comment is the Dark Souls 2 of Dark Souls."

My hackery talent speaks for itself :lol:

[Sledgehammer]

 Forge, on 07 April 2019 - 07:35 AM, said:

"That comment© is the Dark Souls™ 2 of Dark Souls™."

Here you go. In case they'd want to steal that. Now there is no way they won't contact you.
https://media.giphy.com/media/13XQ5qdXtxPivu/giphy.gif

[Forge]

 Sledgehammer, on 07 April 2019 - 07:55 AM, said:

Here you go. In case they'd want to steal that. Now there is no way they won't contact you.

you're over-qualified to be a games journal editor

[MusicallyInspired]

I remember one article talking about the Duke3D XBLA port and saying that it was "easier to install than to put the 20 (or however many) floppy disks that were needed for the original DOS version." :lol:

[Forge]

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[Zaxtor]

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