[Kathy]

 Mr.Flibble, on Sep 2 2010, 06:47 PM, said:

I'm talking about shock appeal here; not legal shit. Which would garner a more "holy shit, what the fuck are you doing?! That is fucking sick!" reaction from a person?

Wait the minute. Am I the person who's having sex or the person with a reaction? Anyway, from my point of view having sex with a dead person is less sick than with an animal. Especially if the person is less than a day dead.

[Master Fibbles]

Reaper, you are taking this quite far. I love that

Lotan, I think the general question is which would be worse to be caught doing. In a way, you are both the person reacting and the person having sex...sort of.

Essentially, the question is "Which is worse: necrophilia or bestiality?"

[Kathy]

I would rather have sex with a dead person than an alive animal. Does that answer your question?

On the other hand... why can't we have both?

[Master Fibbles]

A dead animal?

[Kathy]

Nope. A threesome with dead person and an animal.

[Master Fibbles]

You sexy freak, you.

[ReaperMan]

Nothing like a good decaying corpse in the morning....

[Master Fibbles]

Darn, the ads didn't pick up on the necrophilia/bestiality yet...

[ReaperMan]

New question of the day...

If you found a million dollars on the ground in a bag what would you do with it?

[Master Fibbles]

Take it. Finders keepers, losers weepers...when it comes to money on the street.

[ReaperMan]

Mr.Flibble, on Sep 2 2010, 07:11 PM, said:

Take it. Finders keepers, losers weepers...when it comes to money on the street.

What if it was next to a bank?

[Lunick]

ReaperMan, on Sep 3 2010, 09:12 AM, said:

What if it was next to a bank?

Run faster

[Master Fibbles]

Lunick, on Sep 2 2010, 07:15 PM, said:

ReaperMan, on Sep 2 2010, 07:12 PM, said:

What if it was next to a bank?

Run faster

Haha. +1 on that response.

A bag of money next to a bank...sitting out there in the open with no guard or people near by? I say it was left and obviously isn't important or such. Ergo, I take it.

I often pick up things off the ground: pens, pencils, coins, rubber bands, paper clips, etc. Stuff that is generally useful if they work but people leave them behind. Any money I find on the ground becomes my property.

[Green]

Blink 182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
and he shit shit shits his pants.
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again

[Lunick]

Mr.Flibble, on Sep 3 2010, 09:20 AM, said:

Run faster

Haha. +1 on that response.

A bag of money next to a bank...sitting out there in the open with no guard or people near by? I say it was left and obviously isn't important or such. Ergo, I take it.

I often pick up things off the ground: pens, pencils, coins, rubber bands, paper clips, etc. Stuff that is generally useful if they work but people leave them behind. Any money I find on the ground becomes my property.

I do just that, if its dirty though I leave it.

Unless I see someone drop it, its mine, if I see someone drop it I tell them.

[Master Fibbles]

Oh yeah, if I see the person who dropped it, sure, I'll let them know. However, usually I don't see that; I just see the shiny things on the ground.

[MusicallyInspired]

If there's a bag of money left on the ground in the open it's obviously connected to some dangerous people. I don't think I'd pick it up...

[ReaperMan]

Mr.Flibble, on Sep 2 2010, 08:20 PM, said:

I often pick up things off the ground: penis, pencils, coins, rubber bands, paper clips, etc. Stuff that is generally useful if they work but people leave them behind. Any money I find on the ground becomes my property.

I swear when i read it at first thats what i saw, not pens

Anyway, you must be rich from all the crap you must pick up.

[Master Fibbles]

I saw a thong on the floor once....in a stairwell at school...

I didn't touch it but I found it interesting that there was a thong in the stairwell. I assume that someone lost their keepsake

[Inspector Lagomorf]

Normally, I would leave the bag of money behind. But, with the economy being the way it is...

[ReaperMan]

Mr.Flibble, on Sep 2 2010, 11:15 PM, said:

I didn't touch it but I found it interesting that there was a thong in the stairwell. I assume that someone lost their keepsake

It was probably blackharted's thong anyway, hes been know to stalk people and leave his thong behind.

[ReaperMan]

.

[Kathy]

MusicallyInspired, on Sep 3 2010, 05:24 AM, said:

If there's a bag of money left on the ground in the open it's obviously connected to some dangerous people. I don't think I'd pick it up...

Ditto. I'll probably take 50k and get the hell out of here. Taking the whole bag is too dangerous. It could have some sensor in it. And people will search for it.

[The Duke]

man that person is going to get it

[Green]

Green Day - King for a Day

Started at the age of four
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
To find something in a size four

Sugar and spice and everything nice
Wasn't meant for only girls
G.I. Joe in pantyhose
Is making room for the one and only
King for a day princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me

My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I'm not a real man
Who put the drag in the drag queen
Don't knock it until you've tried it

Sugar and spice and everything nice
Wasn't meant for only girls
G.I. Joe in pantyhose
Is making room for the one and only
King for a day princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me

Sugar and spice and everything nice
Wasn't meant for only girls
G.I. Joe in pantyhose
Is making room for the one and only
King for a day princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys
Just wait 'til all the guys
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me

[ReaperMan]

Why are you posting all of the lyrics to these songs?!?!

[Green]

Why aren't you posting lyrics?

[Master Fibbles]

touche....

[ReaperMan]

Mr. Green, on Sep 3 2010, 09:35 AM, said:

Why aren't you posting lyrics?

Because...

[MusicallyInspired]

Because we don't listen to the voices in our heads.