[Jeff]

Cable map of the internet as well as other interesting facts (maintenance, repairs, etc).

[High Treason]

Forge, on 13 August 2014 - 09:48 PM, said:

none of these solutions worked?
http://dan.arndt.ca/...authority-file/
http://www.absolutel...ity-on-booting/
http://askubuntu.com...onfiguration-se

I Googled the problem when it happened, the first two links I have seen and the solutions did not work. To be honest I gave up quickly as when something doesn't work out of the box I tend to just return it to the store... In this case, not an option so I simply installed a different version.


I got DRBL working with Kernel 3.6.0-i486 and it almost does what it's supposed to do for a few minutes, then it turns around and says "IO Error HDA" and promptly corrupts the hard drive that it is reading data from. Good job I tested it on a machine that had nothing but a clean Win95 install on it I guess. Looks like I shall have to continue with my shitty WinImage solution for now which isn't ideal as it images the whole disk and not partitions making it difficult to use drives of differing capacity when one fails.


Also it appears that the RTL8029, DE-204 and two NE2000 cards are incapable of booting it... When something doesn't work on an NE2000 you know it's shit, those cards work with literally everything.

[Zaxtor]

Best laugh ever.

[Lunick]

[High Treason]

Whilst some of us waste our lives looking at pointless shit on the internet I've been doing something constructive and plagiarized one of my favorite songs.

That song being Culture Beat – Mr Vain, covered using only mid-80's equipment; The Casio CZ-5000 and RZ-1, a rather unpopular choice. I have now turned my cover into pointless shit on the internet and posted it here if anyone wants to hear it. Let's see what those analog-loving, Roland humping, Kork huffing fools make of that.

[Lunick]

pew pew

[X-Vector]

High Treason, on 15 August 2014 - 10:13 PM, said:

The Casio CZ-5000

I really don't know the first thing about synths (or any other instruments for that matter), but can that Casio CZ-5000 really sound as good as these 13 minutes of amazing '80s musical futurama?

[High Treason]

Easy, provided you have a little patience with the programming.

His style varies greatly from mine.

[Zaxtor]

Simpsons.

The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular credits

"what they all wanted to see, hardcore nudity!

[The Commander]

That episode is bloody old.

[Person of Color]

Forge, on 12 August 2014 - 08:22 PM, said:

How to remember the seven layers of the OSI Model:

All
People
Seem
To
Need
Double
Penetration

[Fox]

"A remedy for masturbation which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision. The operation should be performed without administering anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutory effect upon the mind, especially, if it is connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases." Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, creator of the Corn Flake

"I suggest that all male children should be circumcised. This is ‘against nature’, but that is exactly the reason why it should be done. Nature intends that the adolescent male shall copulate as often and as promiscuously as possible, and to that end covers the sensitive glans so that it shall be ever ready to receive stimuli. Civilization, on the contrary, requires chastity, and the glans of the circumcised rapidly assumes a leathery texture less sensitive than skin." R.W. Cockshut

"The glans, which is at the end of the penis, [is] covered with a very thin membrane, by reason of which it is of a most exquisite feeling. It is covered with a preputium or foreskin, which in some covers the top of the yard [slang for penis] quite close, in others not so, and by its moving up and down in the act of copulation brings pleasure to both the man and woman." Aristotle

[Forge]

[Fox]

I just found out that circumcised penises have little to no natural lubrication. That must really suck.

http://www.wyff4.com...urgery/21889420
I hope they win the case.

[Master Fibbles]

I hope you mean that you just heard that someone somewhere says that a circumcised penis has little to no natural lubrication. I mean, to say that you just found out would imply that somehow you went from one state of circumcision to another or some other strange trick of magic to discover this. Of course, it could just mean you just had sex and she wasn't wet when you penetrated.

[Forge]

Fox, on 16 August 2014 - 06:35 PM, said:

I just found out that circumcised penises have little to no natural lubrication.

when smegma goes bad

[High Treason]

Have noted for a while that I have a serious ground loop problem, but today after receiving electric shocks from touching the chassis of a PC I took out the multimeter.

115V. That probably isn't good, probably explains why there is so much noise in the speakers, probably explains why video signals are a bit hazy... Explains a lot really. I told the council I didn't want my house re-wired but they insisted, too late to do anything now so I'll just have to be careful.

[Lunick]

[Fox]

I feel like if she miss, it will break her spine.

[Jeff]

Wouldn't want these guys moving my stuff

[Fox]

Obviously it's CGI.

Besides, a television like that weights about 45 kg (100 lbs). If something like that was possible, you should expect children playing of flying over houses.

[Lunick]

http://store.steampo...com/app/308420/ Pew Pew?

[LkMax]

Lunick, on 17 August 2014 - 01:42 AM, said:

http://store.steampo...com/app/308420/
Pew Pew?

Heretic, is that you?

[Lunick]

They look like Lost Souls to me

[LkMax]

Ummm... mage staff with yellow gem on top and flying skulls with big horned helmets remind me more of heretic.

monster: http://images1.wikia...ic_ironlich.png
staff: http://takegame.com/...res/heretic.gif

[Jeff]

Wish I could do that to every driver who cut in front of me while crossing the street.

[Forge]

LkMax, on 17 August 2014 - 09:39 AM, said:

Ummm... mage staff with yellow gem on top and flying skulls with big horned helmets remind me more of heretic.

^this
and those aren't the only similarities
there's a skull staff with wing like horns that looks similar to the phoenix staff, another staff with horns that looks similar to the hell staff, some grenade throwing thing that reminds me of the fire mace, etc....

i thought this was a heretic polymer mod (or whatever that zdoom(?) hires/lighting system is called) when i first looked at it

[Fox]

[LkMax]

https://twitter.com/...429502984355840

lol at EA

After f*cking with 03 of my favorite franchises (Mercenaries, Command & Conquer and Sim City) I'm very happy to not be a The Sims fan.

[ReaperMan]

Must be worse then Sim City.