[Person of Color]

Bud Light Lime A Ritas? Worst hangover ever. And 1200 calories a can.

[Jimmy]

Trust me, those things are specially formulated for blackouts.

And by blackouts, I mean date rapes. They should be illegal.

[Person of Color]

[Jimmy]

Rakim got a job at Microsoft, and this is why Windows 8 exists.

[Fox]

Kirby’s Dream Land 2

[Idiotska]

Jimmy, on 30 March 2014 - 08:47 PM, said:

Rakim got a job at Microsoft, and this is why Windows 8 exists.

Thanks, Affirmative Action!

[Fox]

[The Commander]

http://www.3news.co....73/Default.aspx

[Ronin]

 Jimmy, on 30 March 2014 - 07:46 PM, said:

Maybe if you stopped drinking Guinness you could remember something, you potato farming piece of shit.
<3

Ha! That made me laugh. Makes sense.

[Fox]

It sounds like a creepypasta, but it is probably true. It's part of the game charm.

[Gambini]

Would anyone lend me one cent for my steam wallet? I´m short by one cent for buying a game and if i enter my credit card details the government will charge me their monthy assrape-fee. I only need one cent: http://steamcommunit...id/the_gambini/

If anyone is so kind, post here that you did it so no more people tries to do it.

EDIT: mmm i think it´s not possible to lend money through steam. I´ll have to play any game that drops steam trading cards, find whatever triggers the drop and then sell it. By that time the game won´t be on sale anymore. Fuck you Gabe!

[Jeff]

Posting from my tablet. Resizing one of my partitions so that the stuff I use frequently is at the front (fastest) part of the drive on its own partition.

[Lunick]

 Gambini, on 31 March 2014 - 09:29 PM, said:

EDIT: mmm i think it´s not possible to lend money through steam. I´ll have to play any game that drops steam trading cards, find whatever triggers the drop and then sell it. By that time the game won´t be on sale anymore. Fuck you Gabe!

Time is the only trigger. As long as you are listed as in-game, the cards could drop at any time.

[Fox]

[Idiotska]

Usually around this time of year I avoid the internet like the plague, but there's been some pretty good gems today.

[Kathy]

I wanted to ask you "what time?" and then remembered it was April 1st...

[Daedolon]

I abhor "people" who participate in April 1st sub-human interactions.

[Fox]

Oh...

[The Commander]

I have been pulling this prank on my server today, everyone that joins today will get this message at least once.
It has got quite a few people freaked out that they have got a VAC ban...

[Sangman]

That's... pretty clever, actually.

[Jeff]

Someone posted a rumor about X-Files first season coming to Blu-ray this month. Turned out to be an April Fool's Joke. I've been looking at the progress of the screenshots and it looks amazing. Huge upgrade compared to the original DVDs I have. According to some who have watched the US version of season 1, is that everything is 16:9 widescreen, and all the effect shots have been completely redone as far as they can tell.

Another thing I've learned today is that the person who created MalwareBytes AntiMalware was a 14 year old boy named Marcin Kleczynski.

[Lunick]

[The Commander]

Those Mega Drive cases were pretty dangerous, sharp and could take an eye out.

[Lunick]

 The Commander, on 02 April 2014 - 02:25 AM, said:

Those Mega Drive cases were pretty dangerous, sharp and could take an eye out.

[The Commander]

So apparently you can finish the new Metal Gear game in 5 minutes.



I think I'm going to wait for the price of this game to drop A LOT before I buy it.

[Daedolon]

The game is about creating your own story by doing missions and finding story exposition scattered throughout the game.

[The Commander]

The main quest takes about 5mins (speed run) then there are side quests which add about hour or so worth of gameplay apparently.

[Daedolon]

You can also run through the first episode of DN3D in 5 minutes. What's the problem here?

[The Commander]

 Daedolon, on 02 April 2014 - 06:41 AM, said:

You can also run through the first episode of DN3D in 5 minutes. What's the problem here?

Duke Nukem didn't cost $100 NZD when it first came out.
They are charging full retail price for a game which should only be charged as much as an addon should be.

I am a Metal Gear Solid fan and own all the games so I do know what I am talking about.
If you fail to see the issue with this release then I am sorry.

Edit: Also episode 1 was free as the Duke Nukem demo.

[Ronin]

 The Commander, on 02 April 2014 - 05:52 AM, said:

The main quest takes about 5mins (speed run) then there are side quests which add about hour or so worth of gameplay apparently.

Cost me €20 on XBOX 360, I played it for 18 hours so far. It's bigger and way better than you think, if you're into Metal Gear it's God-like. The scope for creative play is massive. You must also find the story. The main mission took me 3 hours at first taking my time, soaking it all in. The side missions are great and not filler. It is short and it does seem over priced for something that can be run through (why the hell would you though?) but I got my moneys worth. I would only recommend it to serious Metal Gear fans though as a lot of it's value comes from things you would only know how to do or try if you already know the Metal Gear world.