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The only people who can afford to have multiple sets of tires these days are fucking assholes.
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#12543 Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:18 PM
Maybe if your country's entire economy wasn't based off of hillbilly race-car driving, welfare, and depression you could afford a license.
#12544 Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:26 PM
Finish your band's recordings and sell a few cds. Then get your license. Then drive your girlfriend's car to raise your self esteem. Simple isn't it.
#12545 Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:36 PM
Forge, on 16 February 2014 - 06:07 AM, said:
nobody knows how to use those these days. might as well ask them the difference between a snow tire and a regular tire.
That and they are illegal to use in most states now because they destroy the roads.
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#12546 Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:38 PM
If I'd get any money besides getting even from my records, I'd stop respecting myself. Money holds no value to me. Putting it besides making music for the music itself sounds the fastest way to drowning yourself into fate of rest of the humanity.
Also, girlfriend? Pffshh, don't be silly.
Also, girlfriend? Pffshh, don't be silly.
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#12547 Posted 16 February 2014 - 01:43 PM
Daedolon, on 16 February 2014 - 01:38 PM, said:
Also, girlfriend? Pffshh, don't be silly.
oh? don't let Kathy hear you say that.
-or me. i may not have a rape dungeon, but i do have an empty tool shed with a lock.
#12550 Posted 16 February 2014 - 02:27 PM
Jimmy, on 16 February 2014 - 12:41 PM, said:
The only people who can afford to have multiple sets of tires these days are fucking assholes.
Nonsense.
Daedolon, on 16 February 2014 - 01:38 PM, said:
Also, girlfriend? Pffshh, don't be silly.
Yeah, if you can't afford a license then you certainly can't afford a girlfriend. Remember, free sex is the most expensive sex.
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#12552 Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:24 PM
Sangman, on 16 February 2014 - 02:27 PM, said:
Yeah, if you can't afford a license then you certainly can't afford a girlfriend. Remember, free sex is the most expensive sex.
Suddenly girlfriends = sex, what is this.
This is why I don't need a gf:
Lunick, on 16 February 2014 - 03:04 PM, said:
I love you Daedolon.
#12553 Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:27 PM
A little Barry White music in the backround and his favorite Carrot Top hand puppet and he's set for the evening.
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#12554 Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:43 PM
Daedolon, on 16 February 2014 - 01:38 PM, said:
Also, girlfriend? Pffshh, don't be silly.
Your computer is your real girlfriend.
#12555 Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:51 PM
Daedolon, on 16 February 2014 - 03:24 PM, said:
Suddenly girlfriends = sex, what is this.
Ok fine, it's more than sex of course. You also watch movies together.
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#12556 Posted 16 February 2014 - 04:31 PM
Lunick is one cute piece of ass.
Oh god, I just fucking threw up.
Oh god, I just fucking threw up.
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#12557 Posted 16 February 2014 - 04:34 PM
Sangman, on 16 February 2014 - 03:51 PM, said:
Ok fine, it's more than sex of course. You also watch movies together.
The last n times I showed movies to some girls, they all started feeling sick and asked for a glass of water.
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#12558 Posted 16 February 2014 - 04:44 PM
Probably a lot of people feel sick when watching hardcore porn with women receiving facials.
#12559 Posted 16 February 2014 - 04:59 PM
Jimmy, on 16 February 2014 - 04:31 PM, said:
Lunick is one cute piece of ass.
Oh god, I just fucking threw up.
Oh god, I just fucking threw up.
I AM NOT CUTE
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#12562 Posted 16 February 2014 - 05:10 PM
Daedolon, on 16 February 2014 - 04:34 PM, said:
The last n times I showed movies to some girls, they all started feeling sick and asked for a glass of water.
Stop showing them Nekromantic.
You.
Sick.
Fuck.
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#12564 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:08 PM
Mark., on 16 February 2014 - 01:49 PM, said:
Thats right, the drummer gets the chicks.
Man, I wish.
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#12566 Posted 16 February 2014 - 07:01 PM
Just replaced the video card and DVD burner on my laptop. Had to gut the whole machine to get at the video card.
Finally got my CPU overclock to automatically return after going into sleep mode. Doesn't make any more heat at 2.4GHz than 2.0, so what the hell. The GTX 260M needs all the help it can get with such a shitty processor.
It's an Asus G51VX in case anyone is wondering.
Finally got my CPU overclock to automatically return after going into sleep mode. Doesn't make any more heat at 2.4GHz than 2.0, so what the hell. The GTX 260M needs all the help it can get with such a shitty processor.
It's an Asus G51VX in case anyone is wondering.
This post has been edited by Protected by Viper: 16 February 2014 - 07:02 PM
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#12568 Posted 16 February 2014 - 07:10 PM
Jimmy, on 16 February 2014 - 05:10 PM, said:
Stop showing them Nekromantic.
*Nekromantik
And it's a fucking awesome movie, get over it.
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#12569 Posted 16 February 2014 - 07:30 PM
This post has been edited by Jimmy: 16 February 2014 - 07:35 PM
