[Kathy]

What's difference between 5(or 6) and 19?

[Fox]

I think:

kiss


making out

[Forge]

kissing is 1st base and making out is 2nd and/or 3rd base
spin the bottle is basically a kissing game, but you run the chance of having to kiss someone you may not want to

why making out is only $2, spin the bottle $1, and kissing $5 is up to personal interpretation i suppose

[Kathy]

I wonder what would happen if I was living in the same city as Viper.

[Jeff]

Would someone be thought of as a sheep for posting articles that they agree with? Even if they didn't write the article.

[Forge]

Kathy, on 11 January 2014 - 08:16 AM, said:

I wonder what would happen if I was living in the same city as Viper.

probably the same thing if you lived near me. you'd be my friend and get introduced into the circle of my other friends where you'd meet somebody you could finally be happy with

[Kathy]

Jeff, on 11 January 2014 - 08:28 AM, said:

Would someone be thought of as a sheep for posting articles that they agree with? Even if they didn't write the article.

Just for posting the article - no.

Forge, on 11 January 2014 - 08:30 AM, said:

probably the same thing if you lived near me. you'd be my friend and get introduced into the circle of my other friends where you'd meet somebody you could finally be happy with

But what about the washing part?

[Person of Color]

Kathy, on 11 January 2014 - 08:16 AM, said:

I wonder what would happen if I was living in the same city as Viper.

I'll get you a green card. Gay marriage is legal in Jew York.

I'll just have to dress you up like a girl so I don't get called a faggot.

[Forge]

Kathy, on 11 January 2014 - 08:42 AM, said:

But what about the washing part?

'course i'd wash you. i wouldn't want you making my furniture sticky

Dial V for Viper, on 11 January 2014 - 09:11 AM, said:

Gay marriage is legal in Jew York.

marriage between same gender couples is legal in Washington state as well, but my wife might object to polygamy. I'd have to adopt Kathy and molest him instead.

[Jeff]

Been legal here in Alberta since 2005. Not sure about other provinces.

[Kathy]

Dial V for Viper, on 11 January 2014 - 09:11 AM, said:

I'll get you a green card. Gay marriage is legal in Jew York.

Why would I want to get married? And even if I did, then what?

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I'll just have to dress you up like a girl so I don't get called a faggot.

Niiiice.

[Sangman]

$47, 47 like hitman

[Kathy]

Did you kiss a man?

I didn't have a chance, btw.

[faked]

Hendricks266, on 10 January 2014 - 06:01 AM, said:

Thank you, grouchbag, and best wishes to you too.

You are welcome,Sir.

[Sangman]

Kathy, on 11 January 2014 - 10:15 AM, said:

Did you kiss a man?

Yes.

[Kathy]

Hmm. What is considered a kiss then here? Any physical touch lips to lips or solely the romantic one? Cause I was kissed "goodbye" once. Does it count?

[OpenMaw]

Kathy, on 11 January 2014 - 02:10 PM, said:

Hmm. What is considered a kiss then here? Any physical touch lips to lips or solely the romantic one? Cause I was kissed "goodbye" once. Does it count?

A kiss is a kiss.

[Kathy]

Yay! I kissed a man!

[♥Coraline♥]

Kathy, on 11 January 2014 - 08:16 AM, said:

I wonder what would happen if I was living in the same city as Viper.

First prerequisite is looking at his laffy-taffy balls - you'd literally have no choice. Once he passes out on your couch it's all fun and games - pouring hotsauce into his mouth was a good one. You'd go on a joyride and listen to him compare your BMW to a Chevy Celebrity - frequently. He'd lock himself in your bathroom only to find out he's stolen your roommate's condoms and tissues and yanked all in them. Then he'd try and stuff them back in the tissue box after you've "thrown them away".

Then he'd make your parents question your very own sexuality no matter the situation (tucking isn't just for fags!). He'd get drunk and throw on a few Efukt classics...Smegma is his middle name. He'd then whip his man-tits out and "shake his milkshake" at another dude (which was cool cause they were totally in sync). Then we'd get stoned and watch Bud Dwyer shoot himself for 30 minutes. Awkwardly after, we'd all go to the park and talk about guys' penises and Doom. Then you'd play a round of Descent while discussing Muscle Rips and Dog Tips (oh the reference).

Or he'd go with you to the National Park and have more discussions about penises. Or how he wanted to buy the "premium" peanut butter and party in the "Doghouse". Oh yeah, we'd draw elaborate murals of Sasper on a random Skank's wall (boy did we get yelled at for that one).

Seriously though, he's my best friend and I wouldn't trade him for the penises world. Lots of war stories. He can probably remember them/moar better than I can. We live totally across the country - no telling what would happen if we lived in the same city. Probably sling drugs plus dicks.

[Person of Color]

Can you just get the fuck out of California already? That Mexican filled liberal shithole is no place to live. We have Peurto Ricans here. New York has standards.

I wish I came up with half the pranks on that list. I still have a scar from that paper wasp sting in Sequoia National Park.

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Then you'd play a round of Descent while discussing Muscle Rips and Dog Tips (oh the reference).

Pffffffff Kurt's favorite porno. LOL

[Person of Color]

Forge, on 11 January 2014 - 09:23 AM, said:

marriage between same gender couples is legal in Washington state as well, but my wife might object to polygamy. I'd have to adopt Kathy and molest him instead.

HAHAHAHAHAH

[Lunick]

[Fox]

[Jimmy]

Coryyne, on 11 January 2014 - 06:33 PM, said:

First prerequisite is looking at his laffy-taffy balls - you'd literally have no choice

I love Viper's balls. Not even being gay. They're the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. I just random got a text one day with his huge ass balls and my name with a little heart written on them.
FAGGOT MODE ACTIVATED.

[♥Coraline♥]

IRL is even funnier. My brother, Pineapple, and my roommates/me laughed for a good 30 minutes before someone decided to tell him. With hot sauce.

They were hot pink, hence the laffy taffy joke. Chafed in HD resolution for the masses!

Watching the skin/sack/testes crawl with changing temperature in realtime was a fucking gold mine of Win.

[Jimmy]

Oh boy. If the three of us got together things would go into MAXIMUM FAGGOTDRIVE.

[Person of Color]

Jimmy, on 11 January 2014 - 09:56 PM, said:

I love Viper's balls. Not even being gay. They're the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. I just random got a text one day with his huge ass balls and my name with a little heart written on them.
FAGGOT MODE ACTIVATED.

There wasn't a heart, they just said "HI JIM!"

The only thing I'm going to miss about GG's is having an outlet to post pictures of my balls doing weird shit. Fuck Jay for banning me. It's not my fault he's too much of a bitch to handle an argument over trivial shit completely unrelated to my testicles.

Coryyne, on 11 January 2014 - 10:12 PM, said:

IRL is even funnier. My brother, Pineapple, and my roommates/me laughed for a good 30 minutes before someone decided to tell him. With hot sauce.

They were hot pink, hence the laffy taffy joke. Chafed in HD resolution for the masses!

Watching the skin/sack/testes crawl with changing temperature in realtime was a fucking gold mine of Win.

You're creeping me out with this level of detail.

Jimmy, on 11 January 2014 - 10:23 PM, said:

Oh boy. If the three of us got together things would go into MAXIMUM FAGGOTDRIVE.

This is my master plan sooner or later. We can do it sooner if you get that apartment in MA. At least you'll be two trains away from Kickass Happy Times USA.

[Fox]

WTF how can a children watch a show ending like this?

[Jimmy]

Dial V for Viper, on 11 January 2014 - 10:27 PM, said:

The only thing I'm going to miss about GG's is having an outlet to post pictures of my balls doing weird shit. Fuck Jay for banning me. It's not my fault he's too much of a bitch to handle an argument over trivial shit completely unrelated to my testicles.

This is my master plan sooner or later. We can do it sooner if you get that apartment in MA. At least you'll be two trains away from Kickass Happy Times USA.

GG's is gay as fuck. GG himself would have punched everybody in there for being lame.

Apartment? I'm too cheap for that. "Hey can I live in your garage? I'll do chores and give you $50 a month."

[Person of Color]

I know people with cars in their garage that are worth more than your life.