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User is offline   Postal 

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I've been playing Duke Nukem 3D for the past 3 months, non stop. I've been getting no sleep. maybe 5-7 hours sleep on school nights .
Even less on weekends. So that means for the last 3 months i got no sex.
Help..?
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User is offline   The Commander 

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HAHA!
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User is offline   Postal 

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Its not funny, Ive memorized every single enemy spot, key card, secret , and easter egg.
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User is offline   Micky C 

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#4

You're lucky, I didn't even know there were those private booths in Red Light District behind the adult book store until a few days ago, and I only found it because I was trying to make a movie of something and accidentally walked into one while using dnclip :lol:
I'd always wondered what a corridor to nowhere was doing there...
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User is offline   ReaperMan 

#5

Maybe you should stop playing so much, that's all i could say that would help you.

Also out of curiosity which version of duke are you playing? If its the PC version you would be better off playing it with MODs and TCs, then just the original levels.
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User is offline   Sangman 

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Thank god I wasn't drinking anything when I read the OP or my laptop would've been toast. If Duke Nukem 3D is more fun than having sex with your significant other then what the hell

This post has been edited by Sangman: 11 January 2010 - 02:59 PM

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User is offline   ReaperMan 

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What? You would rather have sex then play duke? shame on you ;)
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User is offline   Micky C 

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View PostReaperMan, on Jan 12 2010, 09:35 AM, said:

What? You would rather have sex then play duke? shame on you ;)


I agree. You can have sex any time, but you can only play Duke when you're on a computer :P
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User is offline   Sangman 

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I can only have sex in a vast amount of complex circumstances so if I can choose between one or the other... ;)

Though yes, there are games that are better than sex (sometimes).

This post has been edited by Sangman: 11 January 2010 - 04:37 PM

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User is offline   Postal 

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hey hey hey, Its not like i dont like sex, its that. I'm addicted to at the moment... the wrong thing.
I havent gotten off my ass in so long. Im thankful im so close to the fridge right now.
I've also gotten many many mods for your infomation .
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User is offline   Micky C 

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#11

So you have the option to have sex but you're ignoring it? (I wonder what Duke would think of that... ;) )

This post has been edited by Micky C: 11 January 2010 - 06:03 PM

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User is offline   Postal 

#12

Fine fuck this, im getting laid on friday. Screw my Duke 3D obsession.
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#13

Make sure you let us know how it went. >_>

(No. Just no.)

This post has been edited by The Mighty Bison: 12 January 2010 - 08:17 AM

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User is offline   Master Fibbles 

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View PostPostal, on Jan 12 2010, 12:48 AM, said:

Fine fuck this, im getting laid on friday. Screw my Duke 3D obsession.

Pics or it didn't happen. ;)







But, seriously...you are letting a video game interfere with your social life? No video game or other form of digital entertainment can beat real personal interaction....
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User is offline   Postal 

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Yeah i know, but jeeze, im addicted
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User is offline   TURBOKID 

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Hell i would rather play Duke than have sex any day . I mean i got a hand. Much faster than sex, and when i am done i can get straight back to Duke ;)
Might explain why my fiance is always in a bad mood though :P
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User is offline   Sangman 

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View PostDISRUPTOR, on Jan 15 2010, 12:44 PM, said:

Much faster than sex


I think you're missing the point of genital stimulation entirely ;)
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User is offline   Micky C 

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None of us would be on this forum if we weren't obsessed with Duke to some degree.
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User is offline   Master Fibbles 

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View PostMicky C, on Jan 20 2010, 08:41 AM, said:

None of us would be on this forum if we weren't obsessed with Duke to some degree.

False.
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User is offline   Micky C 

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View PostMr.Flibble, on Jan 23 2010, 05:11 AM, said:

False.


Ok Duke and/or the build engine? The only reason I'm interested in blood and shadow warrior is because they use the build engine, but in this case I'm also referring to the mapping/modding of duke 3d.

Edit: the reason I'm here is because I have a bit of an obsession with Duke, it's pretty much all I've played for the past 6 weeks, but I've recently taken an interest in mapping.

This post has been edited by Micky C: 23 January 2010 - 04:55 AM

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User is offline   Master Fibbles 

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People can be part of a community without the obsession. I don't like the word "obsession" and I don't consider myself obsessed with anything truly Duke related. I keep tabs on lots of things but video games are hardly an obsession. Within the category of video games, Duke related stuff is kind of a "Oh, that is nice" thing for me.
I am here because the people I don't like at 3DR aren't here. I like the community in general...just some people make me want to go on a homicidal spree.
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User is offline   Sangman 

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View PostMr.Flibble, on Jan 27 2010, 11:38 PM, said:

I am here because the people I don't like at 3DR aren't here.


So you just hang out with "us" because we're all you've got? ;) gee thanks

:P
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User is offline   Master Fibbles 

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#23

haha. No...I'm here for the entertainment value provided by the people here without the trolling that isn't called trolling.

I'm also here for the sex and booze.
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