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This Is Too Funny! "fun"
#1 Posted 27 August 2006 - 10:20 AM
Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny )) I could not hold it!
Why it is good to be a man?
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
isn't it aholy truth )?
#2 Posted 27 August 2006 - 10:35 AM
First off, welcome, and enjoy your stay at Duke4.net's forums
Anyways:
Well, yeah, some are kinda funny...
But what is it doing on the DNF General section..? This belongs to the General Discussion forums, as it has absolutely nothing to do with DNF at all...
Anyways:
Well, yeah, some are kinda funny...
But what is it doing on the DNF General section..? This belongs to the General Discussion forums, as it has absolutely nothing to do with DNF at all...
#3 Posted 27 August 2006 - 12:08 PM
Micki!, on Aug 27 2006, 07:35 PM, said:
First off, welcome, and enjoy your stay at Duke4.net's forums
Anyways:
Well, yeah, some are kinda funny...
But what is it doing on the DNF General section..? This belongs to the General Discussion forums, as it has absolutely nothing to do with DNF at all...
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Anyways:
Well, yeah, some are kinda funny...
But what is it doing on the DNF General section..? This belongs to the General Discussion forums, as it has absolutely nothing to do with DNF at all...
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Hahaha, spam bot anyone?
#6 Posted 28 August 2006 - 04:53 AM
Since it didn't post any adverts, I just moved the thread over to General Messages.
#7 Posted 28 August 2006 - 06:57 AM
I didn't know that there existed spambots that post useless info...
I mean, it would make sense when they were advertising something... But what purpose does this have..?
I mean, it would make sense when they were advertising something... But what purpose does this have..?
#8 Posted 28 August 2006 - 07:00 AM
Maybe he waits until the thread becomes popular, and then starts advertising.
#10 Posted 29 August 2006 - 04:36 AM
The moment he does, the thread will be closed and the user will be banned.
#11 Posted 19 September 2019 - 09:42 PM
Because you don't have to take your pants half way off when it's required to pee in the woods.
(name writing in snow is a bonus)
Remember when articles like this were normal and acceptable? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
(name writing in snow is a bonus)
Remember when articles like this were normal and acceptable? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
This post has been edited by Forge: 19 September 2019 - 09:49 PM
#14 Posted 20 September 2019 - 04:41 AM
Uh wow OP, you're clearly a sexist bigot. Check your white male privilege OP. You've violated me with your patriarchal and misogynistic statements. Your heteronormative "jokes" are no laughing matter. This is a tolerant and loving safe space.THAT MEANS PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
#17 Posted 20 September 2019 - 09:30 AM
Remove 'sexist' definitions of woman from the dictionary and thesaurus.
https://news.sky.com...emands-11812883
Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.
https://news.sky.com...emands-11812883
Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.
#20 Posted 23 September 2019 - 02:46 PM
As for those of your women who are guilty of lewdness, call to witness four of you against them. And if they testify (to the truth of the allegation) then confine them to the houses until death take them or (until) Allah appoint for them a way (through new legislation).
Nisa (4:15)
Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High, Exalted, Great.
Nisa 4:34
Islam is RIGHT about women
Nisa (4:15)
Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High, Exalted, Great.
Nisa 4:34
Islam is RIGHT about women
This post has been edited by Forge: 23 September 2019 - 02:55 PM
#21 Posted 27 September 2019 - 12:39 PM
Forge, on 19 September 2019 - 09:42 PM, said:
Because you don't have to take your pants half way off when it's required to pee in the woods.
(name writing in snow is a bonus)
Remember when articles like this were normal and acceptable? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
(name writing in snow is a bonus)
Remember when articles like this were normal and acceptable? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Best 13 year necrobump ever!
#22 Posted 15 November 2019 - 08:06 AM
good to be a man because we are ensured our fair share of inheritance
shut her down before it's too late for your country:
Egyptian woman uses Christian doctrine to fight unequal Islamic inheritance laws
https://www.foxnews....inheritance-law
Islam is RIGHT about women
Sura An-Nisa' 4:11
Allah commands you as regards your children's (inheritance); to the male, a portion equal to that of two females; if (there are) only daughters, two or more, their share is two thirds of the inheritance; if only one, her share is half.
Sura An-Nisa' 4:176
If it is a man that dies, leaving a sister, but no child, she shall have half the inheritance. If (such a deceased was) a woman, who left no child, her brother takes her inheritance. If there are two sisters, they shall have two-thirds of the inheritance; if there are brothers and sisters, the male will have twice the share of the female. (Thus) does Allah makes clear to you (His Law) lest you go astray. And Allah is the All-Knower of everything.
shut her down before it's too late for your country:
Egyptian woman uses Christian doctrine to fight unequal Islamic inheritance laws
https://www.foxnews....inheritance-law
Islam is RIGHT about women
Sura An-Nisa' 4:11
Allah commands you as regards your children's (inheritance); to the male, a portion equal to that of two females; if (there are) only daughters, two or more, their share is two thirds of the inheritance; if only one, her share is half.
Sura An-Nisa' 4:176
If it is a man that dies, leaving a sister, but no child, she shall have half the inheritance. If (such a deceased was) a woman, who left no child, her brother takes her inheritance. If there are two sisters, they shall have two-thirds of the inheritance; if there are brothers and sisters, the male will have twice the share of the female. (Thus) does Allah makes clear to you (His Law) lest you go astray. And Allah is the All-Knower of everything.
This post has been edited by Forge: 15 November 2019 - 08:10 AM
#23 Posted 05 June 2020 - 05:31 PM
Is Pepperidge Farm still around? Is any of their products good?
This post has been edited by DustFalcon85: 05 June 2020 - 05:42 PM
#24 Posted 05 June 2020 - 06:42 PM
DustFalcon85, on 05 June 2020 - 05:31 PM, said:
Is Pepperidge Farm still around? Is any of their products good?
Yeah, they still sell cookies and they're still attached to those fish crackers. They're good but overpriced, here at least you can get a big tin of the really good cookies for slightly more than like twenty of theirs.
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