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Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny :))) I could not hold it!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

isn't it aholy truth B))?

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User is offline   Micki! 

  • Candy Consumptionist & Administrator

#2

First off, welcome, and enjoy your stay at Duke4.net's forums
Anyways:
Well, yeah, some are kinda funny...
But what is it doing on the DNF General section..? This belongs to the General Discussion forums, as it has absolutely nothing to do with DNF at all...
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User is offline   Cerberus_e 

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Micki!, on Aug 27 2006, 07:35 PM, said:

First off, welcome, and enjoy your stay at Duke4.net's forums
Anyways:
Well, yeah, some are kinda funny...
But what is it doing on the DNF General section..? This belongs to the General Discussion forums, as it has absolutely nothing to do with DNF at all...
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Hahaha, spam bot anyone? :)
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User is offline   avatar_58 

#4

Spam or not, I laughed :)
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User is offline   Iggy 

#5

Spambot reported.
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#6

Since it didn't post any adverts, I just moved the thread over to General Messages.
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User is offline   Micki! 

  • Candy Consumptionist & Administrator

#7

I didn't know that there existed spambots that post useless info...
I mean, it would make sense when they were advertising something... But what purpose does this have..?
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User is offline   Cerberus_e 

#8

Maybe he waits until the thread becomes popular, and then starts advertising.
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User is offline   Micki! 

  • Candy Consumptionist & Administrator

#9

THAT would suck... :)
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#10

The moment he does, the thread will be closed and the user will be banned.
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User is online   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#11

Because you don't have to take your pants half way off when it's required to pee in the woods.
(name writing in snow is a bonus)

Remember when articles like this were normal and acceptable? Pepperidge Farm remembers.



This post has been edited by Forge: 19 September 2019 - 09:49 PM

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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#12

Text is accurately painted brown I guess.
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User is offline   Sledgehammer 

  • Once you start doubting, there's no end to it

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User is offline   Radar 

#14

Uh wow OP, you're clearly a sexist bigot. Check your white male privilege OP. You've violated me with your patriarchal and misogynistic statements. Your heteronormative "jokes" are no laughing matter. This is a tolerant and loving safe space.THAT MEANS PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
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User is online   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#15

https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Who_36b1b6_195606.jpg
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User is offline   MusicallyInspired 

  • The Sarien Encounter

#16

This is the best spambot ever. Let's let him stay.
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User is online   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#17

Remove 'sexist' definitions of woman from the dictionary and thesaurus.
https://news.sky.com...emands-11812883



Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.
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User is offline   MusicallyInspired 

  • The Sarien Encounter

#18

"Life finds a way."
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User is online   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#19

they just like to bitch
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User is online   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#20

As for those of your women who are guilty of lewdness, call to witness four of you against them. And if they testify (to the truth of the allegation) then confine them to the houses until death take them or (until) Allah appoint for them a way (through new legislation).

Nisa (4:15)

Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High, Exalted, Great.

Nisa 4:34

Islam is RIGHT about women

This post has been edited by Forge: 23 September 2019 - 02:55 PM

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User is offline   Kyanos 

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View PostForge, on 19 September 2019 - 09:42 PM, said:

Because you don't have to take your pants half way off when it's required to pee in the woods.
(name writing in snow is a bonus)

Remember when articles like this were normal and acceptable? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Best 13 year necrobump ever!
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User is online   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#22

good to be a man because we are ensured our fair share of inheritance

shut her down before it's too late for your country:


Egyptian woman uses Christian doctrine to fight unequal Islamic inheritance laws

https://www.foxnews....inheritance-law


Islam is RIGHT about women


Sura An-Nisa' 4:11
Allah commands you as regards your children's (inheritance); to the male, a portion equal to that of two females; if (there are) only daughters, two or more, their share is two thirds of the inheritance; if only one, her share is half.
Sura An-Nisa' 4:176
If it is a man that dies, leaving a sister, but no child, she shall have half the inheritance. If (such a deceased was) a woman, who left no child, her brother takes her inheritance. If there are two sisters, they shall have two-thirds of the inheritance; if there are brothers and sisters, the male will have twice the share of the female. (Thus) does Allah makes clear to you (His Law) lest you go astray. And Allah is the All-Knower of everything.

This post has been edited by Forge: 15 November 2019 - 08:10 AM

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#23

Is Pepperidge Farm still around? Is any of their products good?

This post has been edited by DustFalcon85: 05 June 2020 - 05:42 PM

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View PostDustFalcon85, on 05 June 2020 - 05:31 PM, said:

Is Pepperidge Farm still around? Is any of their products good?

Yeah, they still sell cookies and they're still attached to those fish crackers. They're good but overpriced, here at least you can get a big tin of the really good cookies for slightly more than like twenty of theirs.
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User is offline   TerminX 

  • el fundador

  #25

Milanos are the shit
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User is offline   Mark 

#26

Their chocolate layer cakes. umm, umm.....
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