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100% scintifict evidence of Afterlife and Computer program universe.  "Proof of Universe being a computer program and a Afterlife"

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First this isn't spam. It's scintifict experiment test proof.

I'm Scott Ryan and I have the proof of that Scientist are covering up scintifict test double slit shot test results that tells us in pure English that the universe is part computer program and I have proof of an afterlife..just read down 10 lines only.I have proof we are an computer program and proof of how we are uploaded...Yes crazy I know.

First the brain is the same as an quantum computer with electrons and atom's in both brain and quantum computers.

We are uploaded to the Afterlife after death and the hidden frontal lobes that take an wavelength signal to them are how we are uploaded.

The hidden frontal lobes make an chemical reaction inside them lobes.

An wavelength signal is an chemical that causes the chemical reaction inside the lobes.. Proof we are uploded and that the frontal lobes take an wavelength signal.

Scientist are 100% covering this up below ask them how it's not coding or an program? Read on.
Double Slit shot test experiment proves we are an computer program because it never hits the same spot twice? Yes so look into it and read up on it and you will know the Universe and brain is part computer.

Probibilty says after I flip a coin 1,000 times it will be the same side many times and the operset. Double Slit shot test fires electrons at the wall screen detector and they randomly hit 5 strips on the wall. Randomly isn't randomly because they only ever hit 5 spots on the wall like strips, and they never hit the same spot twice.....Why are the pros covering this up not telling everyone it act's like an program? Why is that for? Because as crazy as it sounds I'm the creator of life and come down here. Wtf? Yes a fair reply because the company Lockheed Martin in this life is an company in the afterlife also.
They only told Scientist and public about it to try wipe me out...They have failed and my coding or conciseness program thinks and knows every body's forts....They wasited there time and are sick evil people trust me everyone is so lucky I'm that smart.

Company called Lockheed Martin working with Jewish in Afterlife and CIA Jewish down here are trying to wipe me out... IV had multiple operations trying to turn my brain into an computer stopping me from waking up up Thier, and them trying to remove charges like atom's and electrons in my brain...crazy and hard to believe "yes" I know. They failed to wipe me out but had me dignosed as delusional disorder putting crap into my injection because it was white one week then next week's it was clear....My case worker told me it wasn't meant to change colours...They took me off that one and put me on a New one...clear 24/7. I even have proof that I can do premonitions just google "Ampol petrol station explosion 1993 Brighton Adelaide and read up on it. Go to my open facebook profile page and read all my post.

So the company Lockheed Martin has the only stealth fighter even if U.K has been working on jet fighters for 70 years and have worked on stealth fighter jets for late 70 years + 25 year's after the Afterlife technology F-22 jet fighter, they still can't work it out.

Lockheed Martin didn't just make 1 huge breakthrough Instantly, they made 3 massive breakthroughs Instantly.....BS U.K can't even make one

First off the jet can be stealth to an distance that means it can't be detected before it locks onto enemy radar towers and jets firing and killing the target and can turn around without watching it hit target.

The jet fighter also has lock on first with means an advanced radar system.

Also they have made an new fuel and jet engine that allows it to fly 3* the distance then any other jets...Huge. it's Afterlife technology brang down by Lockheed Martin..

Proof.

I could scare the living crap out of you, if you new who the Afterlife Jewish and Lockheed Martin were.

Lockheed Martin has hacked the download signal to the brain and part Universe like planet. They can control earth weather.

Just look back to ww11. Adolf Hitler was winning the war and over run half of Russia when Afterlife people shit their pants. They turned the weather on Hitler's fast moving troops the second it become clear he was crushing them. Did you know it was like summer time then once he over run Russian position's, the seasons changed months early to Russia's worst winter in history holting Hitler's troops.

Take that in first time in history season's have changed so dramatically and first time in history that it changed to worst Winter in a snap of the finger's.

Hitler got 9 years of Parkinson disease in the last 4 weeks of the war. Do you know why? What's the chances of Donald Trump and U.K prime Minister along with High up Australian politicians and other world leaders getting cod19? U.K prime Minister got it at the very start, so did AU Dutton and Trump? How many other world leaders git it...Look into it because probibilty says way to many hi up people got it and in the beginning stages.

So DNA dosen't edit with mind control. Mind control is an bunch of wavelengths that charge the brain give the brain orders. So seen as DNA dosen't edit, your disease spreads without any signs why on mind control but off of it DNA reveals the time you have had it for.

Mind control signal control's all the body's cells and people that know about the Afterlife like 9/11, have not gotten cod19 because their cells are hit with an wavelength signal that charges cells like giving people antibiotics.

Adolf Hitler was on mind control the hole time and only come off if it because he had and was going to comit suicide by cyanide posining..... Hitler was only seen shacking in last week's on film. The proof is already here but look at this. The CIA made an statement saying Hitler had Parkinson's disease for a long time but the Germans hid and only showed video's of him not shaking? Wtf Hitler could control 9 years of Parkinson disease? So he was shaking uncomcortablely 4 weeks to the end that 21st century drs said was bad Parkinson's disease? Hitler couldn't of hidden it like Michael J fox couldn't hide it half way through his sitcom.

The proof here is CIA trying to cover it up with claming they would hide the video film recordings of him shaking? Like above and how so? In last year 9 month 6 months 3 months he was in 3 films a day * 45min long films? He wasn't shaking at all. The CIA edited an retake digital recording if Hitler shaking.....Show us the list real film? Can't edit film...But yet the said the one video of him at end shaking was the only video "nope" they lied again?

So I'm the Soul Creator God. I come down here and set off subconsciousness consciousness and more.

They the CIA with Jewish in Afterlife and Lockheed Martin tried turning me into an Computer brain stopping my uploade to Afterlife...They also removed charges from my brain that failed because we are subconscious conscious and more and they can't detect subconscious thinking in the brain even when they test it.....Have an feeling someone is looking at you? Turn around they you see them looking at you and turn around themselves? Yep can't detect it at all idiots.

Any way I can do premonitions and my mum Brenda Ryan told an psychiatrist that I told her the 1993 Ampol petrol station had blown up... something blow up. Mum looked back and said know it didn't...unto we got home and on the news it said it had blown up hour or less or more after me and my sister said that.

Can you believe my mum told the psychiatrist that, and that she doesn't believe me? Ask her, her number is 0882432673 lol. She is under hidden wavelength receptors called the hidden frontal lobes mind control wavelength that makes her angry if I try show her the proof.

My stupid mum seen an video I made of an weapon I made that could kill troops using metal detectors? I made the live video on Facebook and tagged my mum and sister, and they couldn't reply how I new about an undone unused weapon "but yet" answer how I'm delusional if I am the first and terrorist ant using it?

My mate replied to it saying it makes sense, but the stuiped CIA edited her side saying your mate said your delusional. I was like wtf and put my ex on the phone to my mum and said tells her what it says.....Ex said it makes sense bro... that's what he said. Now I said to mum wtf are you on, she got angry and just hanged up on me.

I need smart laywers because I have mass more proof on my Facebook page. Facebook page profile is open and /ryanscott0123

Don't be scared of them if they touch you they get an eternity if pain and suffering....If they threaten you tell me because they are lying their asses off if they say they will kill you eternity of pain then

The petrol station that blow up is now an caltex petrol station with logo of God.

The fuel tanker that blow up that day and new Caltex fuel tanker named K & S energy my and my sister initials, and we both looked back claming that.

PS see attached photos because I made an premonition on Facebook and posted what would happen, then the next day it come true as photo shows.

I only did the rare medium earthquake in America because they the CIA with Afterlife asked me to do another one....I said ok an volcano will happen in New Zealand...It happened that day. So I believe that night or night after I said because you wanted people dead in New Zealand volcano, America will shake lol. It also come true and is on Facebook page Oblique weapons fb page.

PS that petrol station blowing up was an Miricle people didn't die. Houses across the main road had melted paint dripping down walls, but knowone meters away got burnt? The guy standard point blank to exploding tanker didn't die at all but court allite rolling him self out in seconds.... Miricle.

PS I moved into the house next to it years ago and only moved out 6 months ago. They had me move in there and told me about my premonition.. I was like wtf I remember that.

PS I jumped off a 6 story building and survived without any head injerys as drs told my mum lucky he only broke shoulder pelvis and wrist. Ask my mum why the hell I was out in an coma for broken bones? I woke up in MRI mechine saying wtf is going on here? I said they chucked me off building with frontal lobe Mind control like being hipnotised. So they just put me into a coma instead...How thick is my Mum?

Anyway they deliberately put me in a coma so family wouldn't think I survived so easily 3 broken bones from 6 flat size story's your kidding yourself. Ask my mum why was he out in a coma for? Broken bones don't mess with your head as when I woke up in MRI I was fine talking and with it 1 hour after. They used mind control on me to make me look sick but yet I had no head damage at all? I can't believe how dumb my mum is. Mind control is crazy and I invented it but never used it on anyone.

So they are down here CIA and they are working with Jewish in Afterlife and CIA Jewish down here.

They have given me tube's in my ears that come on out of know where why kid. Also when I first got taken in to mental health services at hospital, They gave me tablets that put me to sleep and I woke up 14 hours after with numb legs and couldn't even walk.. .Gave me an operation 100% but subconscious is here and an different uplode to the signal.....They didn't realise I'm uploading them from somewhere different other than the Afterlife lol...There all coming to me. Kid you not.

Anyway check out my FB page. You click on your profile page and delete your name and bit putting mine there at end /ryanscott0123

Read all this if you're interested in knowing more about your upload to Afterlife.

Tagged her no reply but anyway.Brenda Ryan I bet you can't be bothered reading this because of frontal lobes mind control that an wavelength signal hipnotise you... Just read it then. You can confirm my Ampol petrol station premonition so wtf are you on? Read on by force if brain is telling you not to it that your wasting your time.

Mum you confirmed my petrol station premonition read photo because I did another one here live on FB and it come true. Look at photo i said an rare earthquake would happen in America and it did the next day..... There putting shit in my medication praying it will wipe me out. Read FB before and after post side by side clicking on photo below.
So you already new I did the Ampol petrol station premonition. Now you know I caused the American earthquake no need to think twice anymore.
Are you aware the Ampol petrol station explosion was an miracle? Houses across the main road had melted paint dripping down the walls, but people meters away didn't get Burt? How is that? I still don't know how the tanker guy didn't die with the fuel tanker exploding in his face? He rolled himself out because he was touching the crap when it blow up.

Read all of this.

Mum the brain and universe is an Computer program and I can prove that right now. Because the brain has electrons and atom's in both brain as quantum computers also use electrons and atom's. The electrons are proven to think in an scintifict experiment. We think.
Mum the frontal lobes are what takes your wavelength signal to the Afterlife after death. Want proof then reply to this.
Quantum computer's are the human brain as electrons think and are in human brain and quantum computers.
The hidden wavelength receptors called the hidden frontal lobes take an wavelength signal right? Is so what proof do I have? Well the frontal lobes make an chemical reaction in them right mum? Yes. An wavelength signal to the Afterlife or the wavelength signal would have to be an chemical then right? Well yes an wavelength signal is an chemical causing the reaction... figure it out mother.
Mum

Did you know it even read this evidence of an afterlife? I'm claming there trying to wipe me out of Afterlife? When I said to you they tried to kill me down here you said they didn't "well there trying to" and are putting shit in my injection. Did you know my medication changed colours from clear to white and ask Brittany the second I told her that she said it shouldn't be and they took me off that type back to perminty clear colour.

Mum fuck mind control you confirmed to psychiatrist that I looked back and said the petrol station had blown up before it did...Are you fleping crazy? You know that but don't believe me wtf.

Mum read some off this "it's unfinished" but read it and question it. If your telling yourself you can't be fucked it's hipnotised mind control so you just read it all when you can't be fucked...makes for a good read to.

Proof of an afterlife and God from the evidence of test and information evidence adding up.

First the brain is an Computer and we have proof of that. Does an computer called quantum computer and brain use and have electrons and atom's? Yes proof brain is part computer.

Second how so we get to the Afterlife? Dose it make sense that the brain takes an signal to get us there if unevirse is an computer? Yes
So if true what other evidence do we have other then brain being part computer 100%? Well we have proof that the hidden frontal lobes make an chemical reaction? Yes the do. Ok we also have proof that the lobes are 100% taking an wavelength signal because if you research an wavelength signal you will discover it is an chemical reaction it's self...the signal. So if the lobes uplode you would they make an chemical reaction? Yes they 100% would if an wavelength signal is going to them.

First When did someone point out slit shot test is an computer? Not one person has let alone a pro? Also who hasn't pros pointed out that an wavelength signal is an chemical? Pros haven't and haven't even said the lobes make an signal but some Scientist have said the universe is an computer program? Simple lobes make an chemical reaction but yet an wavelength signal like one needed to take us to afterlife, also makes an chemical? = Chemical reaction 100% proof.

I'm psychic anyway and they told me and it clearly adds up.

So what other proof do we have ECT unevirse is an computer program? Yes we do. That's because the scintifict test double slit shot test has proven it if you look at the evidence.
One. Dose the test hit an screen in only in 5 places randomly fired through 2 slits hitting 5 lines hitting up and down them 5 line spots only and not the hole wall from randomly. Yes. So that already proves to you we are an computer program. So we can already 100% say it's an computer program because of that, but we have more proof. The proof is also that when it hits the screen it Never hits the same spot twice? Yes and with probibilty that's an huge problem if your not saying it's an computer program. Probibilty says it should hit the same spot on the wall as last twice when we fired electrons or photons multiple times in one in the million or 10 in the million or so on should hit the same spot twice So yes we have even more proof that we live in an Computer program and get uploded after death to the Afterlife.....Still think there not trying to wipe me out and I'm paranoid? Dream on that's proof and Hello Ampol petrol station blowing up?

Electrons already show intelligence so do we humans have electrons in the brain so we can prove we think and that electrons think...proof of an computer program. Yes.

Did you know I'm being told by psychics, that's just the signal wavelength talking to Psychics, that I'm what they call ether the soul creator of life or God Creator of life and universe....I created life and the company in the afterlife called Lockheed Martin also working with the Jewish, are trying to wipe me out because they claim I said the universe was spiritual and they wanted to kill me and wipe me out because they fort it wasn't? Yes. Yes IV had 5 operations and they drilled holes into my head removing charges like 1 electron / atom from 700,000,000,000,000,000,000 in your body? mum did U get any head damage? No so why was I out into a comma? Nurse already said to you that I'll be fine because I didn't get serious injerys but fixable broken bones? there flepen nuts....The chances of removing the right one might be good but shouldn't be good odds, but i created what they call subconsciousness consciousness. It's not detected in the brain and is invisible and it's well documented and noted to be true. They claim we must be spiritual but I wouldn't have a clue other then believing my subconscious. I couldn't bring down info about it and created subconscious that gives me info but not when they tried getting it out if me. Mind control is the wavelength signal to the lobes that can be like hipnotising someone or over powering the cells making them stronger...like getting sickin you don't as it strengthens your cells "or" doing what an hipnotised person dose...jump off an building and you do. Mum do you know the chances of survival? I didn't git branches all the way down go to sight and look at tree's...branches are at top only and it's an 5+ flat size stroy fall?
The Jewish and or Afterlife company Lockheed Martin tried wiping me out but I out smarted them 1 million fold and subconsciously they can't wipe me out because it's another form of uplode and I believe it's spiritual consciousness because it thinks and can transfer information Instantly subconsciously consciously.

So when I was a kid Lockheed Martin hacked the Afterlife computer programs and unevirse pint pointing my location...Been watching and doing things to me since kid. They realised that I created consciousness uploded and even if they tried wiping my memory out I'll still know everything that they did to me now... They are mental patience's.
Anyway they told me that I was Adolf Hitler in last life and tried telling everyone that I killed the Jewish trying to wipe them out because subconsciously I new the Jewish with Lockheed Martin were trying to wipe me out "but" they removed the signal going to the Afterlife device not telling me who I was or what happened to me in that life. The only problem with what they tell me is that how could I wipe them out down if there's an afterlife? Darrrr so they lie time all the time. Hello mum Ampol petrol station premonition? This isn't crazy.

Anyway hears my life and yes I can do premonitions yes I crazly said premonitions. Just to start off I made a live premonition on fb that is proof I can do them, because it come true the next day...read on first.

So When teenager this happened to me well us.
Me my sister and mum drove to grandma's house and on the way out of know where me and my sister turned back screening that the petrol station blow up that something blow up. Mum looked back quickly and kept looking back saying no it didn't and it was over....We didn't say anything about it after she said no it didn't. That's unto we got home and Within 5min to 4 hours after we said that driving past that, it did fucking blow up...wtf I know. We got home and on the news I watched it said it blow up an takers refueling the underground tanks. So me and my sister pre seen that and mum didn't know what to make of it...get back to that shortly.

Anyway the Jewish 9/11 CIA are working with the Jewish and Lockheed Martin in afterlife trying to wipe me out from Afterlife. So I subconsciously or they used mind control on me to send in some Iraq war strategies when 27 years old. I was just watching the news and out if know where I was like I can do some of the strategies like wtf? How on earth would I know strategy's but they come to me...What they got to lose they are being crushed I fort.
Now I'd say they got me to send them in but subconsciously I don't think they did. I have mass proof I did the strategies from top secret strategies that make sense to undone weapon's idea's that lawyers and people should be asking who the fuck I know them undone weapon's.
Anyway it's the first time in history that the media git told so many strategy's "because" they could say everybody knows them...Not true.
Anyway I turned around that war and nether new who I was unto I moved into the house next to the petrol station I premonitioned when 14 years old with my sister and mum. I walked like I was gay from nerve damage and was bloddy Thinking they covered it up because if that at the time.
We reached a point where I said that's it I want money because IV made weapons idea's strategy's and done all the strategies. They refused to give me one cent so I new something was wrong very wrong because I said I'd do the strategies at home and Knowbody would know if me. That should if set off me alarm bells then it did...mind bloddy control like being hipnotised is what made me shut my mouth.
Anyway I said to them stop using my strategies and the strategy setting up traps that gives every group of troops instant air support. In fact the strategy sabatage it self confirms the strategy it's self.
On the news it said the Iraq terrorist hacked the drone camera codes... That's like impossible and we made one final deal that made me shut my mouth unto they started doing things to me. PS I even made an home video claming to have done an strategy that just aired recorded so i recorded it why news run story showing it was my strategy and pages thick couldn't be written that fast also. So I shut my mouth for 8+ years hid that video recording unto they started doing things to me....I hadn't had a clue Mind control was real or that we are alive and there was an afterlife.
So after they are started doing things to me I made an FB page up with all the coincidences and evidence I had "but they in the afterlife" bribed psychitist and humanrights people just telling them that they overrun Afterlife and are in charge....Do what we want or we will wipe out your memorie or torture you. BS they the military is in charge of the Afterlife but they claimed they overrun it. Ether way if they don't uplode me my Premonition will come true wiping out Afterlife but I think subconsciously consciously it can target individuals like the people that know they want to kill me. Ether way if they kill me after I said they kill me and unevirse ends, that I would survive an huge building fall to prove it....I believe they put that in my head by it come true anyway....I survived an 6+ flat size stroy fall easy can run walk play sports and still do anything.

Back to doing the Iraq war strategies. We reached a deal and I said stop using the strategies. Within weeks on the news the Iraqi terrorist was said to if hacked the drone camrea codes that just prove the never said strategy "drones" fly from one group to the next limiting patrol and patrol times, meaning 4 drones can cover 50 patrol's a day. If ambushed an ambush on us is an ambush on them because we have an ready to fire drone overhead...Second we are attacked bombs drop in them "proving my strategy" setting up traps and an ambush on us into an ambush on them instant air support.
Now the Iraq terrorist was said hacked the drone camera codes so they could see when that proven strategy was being used. So once the Jewish 9/11 CIA American hating idiots handed the Iraqi terrorist the drone camera codes, they could see if it was an ambush on them.
I simply pointed out it proves the strategy and that the CIA handed the Iraqi terrorist the drone camera codes.
The chances of the Iraqi terrorist doing what not even Russia could "hack the drone camera codes" us proof. It's proof because after I come out making pages telling people about all the strategies, U remembered above and starred to see if they really did have the drone camera codes to them.
An quick google search gave me the media reports that said 9 years before hand, that the Iraqi terrorist hacked the drone camera codes....I instantly lol and new I had them. I said and used the link of timing of event's "Iraqi terrorist getting drone camera codes and weeks after when I said I'd leave the country unless they do the GFC to America's econemy "I was about to go bankrupt" so said you go bankrupt or I'll leave Australia, that they then the CIA contacted the media because I proved in 9 year old media reports that the strategy and the chances of Iraqi terrorist hacking codes when China and Russia couldn't is none. The media pages then changed it's headlines and story after I used the media post 9 years after media reports? So yes I used that link to post and share the story on Facebook, but noticed the headline now said Iraqi terrorist got to see drone camera's because they were unencrypted.... That's like saying half of military computers don't have antispyware. It also proves they only changed the headline and 9 year old media report after I used it..proof and evidence right here.
Anyway so they bribed the media to changed the story completely after 9 years and after I used it. My Facebook page oblique weapons has the original post hacked and copying and pasting same link makes it say unencrypted now.

So they weeks after I said F you you stole all my patent idea's bill leave the country because I'm not going bankrupt now after doing what I did making military contractors mass hundreds of billions of dollars. So they did what I said...sabataged their econemy that any economist my confirm that they did....It happened instally.
Easy because how did it happen Instantly? Every Singal new mid and old investment went bust. So new investment didn't even have time to go bust.
The bank's and America didn't have 10,000 bill gates so how on earth did the debt keep getting pushed down? Please reveal the

So me and my sister sent the people trying to wipe us out an message. Burn for an eternity... petrol station blowing up/huge fire.
I moved into the house next to that petrol station thanks to them lining it up. I forgot all about it the premonition unto they told me about it.

Anyway so my mum confirmed to bribed psychitist that I did say it blow up before it did and he said coincidence again. He also said my FB post premonision that an rare earthquake would happen in America the next day was also an coincidence + the video recording 9 years before I come out timed and dated before it was told was also an coincidence.

So I do premonitioned the "google it" Ampol petrol station blowing up before it did. Funny enough that I claim I'm God and that Petrol station is now an Caltex petrol station with logo of sun/star = an God. Also the fuel tanker that goes there now initials are of mine and my sisters. K & S energy and my sister and my name is Kelly and Scott, and we both looked back saying that at same time.
Also that Ampol petrol station explosion was an miracle knowone got killed or hurt. The tanker with underground tanks blow up point black next to Fuel tanker worker and he didn't die but Cort alight and rolled himself out Instantly. Houses across the main road had melted paint dripping down the walls because the fire ball was so hot from explosion "but yet" people meters and many meters away didn't get Burt or killed, why houses across the main road had melted paint? Wtf yes because it was an miracle forsay....I never planned on getting people killed.

Also I born myself in the city of churches Adelaide Australia and Jesus Christ what's there to do premonitions as a God. I'm an good and can do premonitions borning myself in Adelaide Australia city of churches.

So back to doing the Iraq war strategies. We reached an deal and they

There is so much to say that it confuses me writing it...mixed up.

So when I was a kid I did things like defy gravity. I went on the gravtron at the royal show and at full spinning speed why people were stuck up to walls, I walked up to guy in middle "impossible" held onto polls withch don't spin like middle operator dosen't spin, and didn't lose my Army's....I could hold the poles and walk up to centre without an problem....Now that's "impossible" and the operator looked like he seen a ghost.

Now Lockheed Martin brang down stealth fighter jet technology and it's Afterlife technology. America Jets can lockon too enemy radar and jets before being detected and can fire and forget missiles at them targets.
Do we have proof? Yes U.K and other countries have been trying hard since ww11 to make stealth fighter jets. Not even the U.K 25+ year's after Lockheed Martin made the Stealth Jet fighter can the U.K come close to matching any off its Afterlife technology.
Yes because the jet fighter can travel 3* an longer distance then all other jet fighters.... Wow they made breakthrough in stealth deflection then breakthrough in lockon first before other Jets detect you and breakthrough on missile knows where to go after being fired not needing guidance and also breakthrough on distance it's jet can fly an huge 3* further? Yeah fucking right. It's all thanks to Lockheed Martin from the Afterlife bring down technology for America....Only because the Jewish are in charge of American.

Mum if you don't believe me your nuts because you know when 14 year's old that I did an premonition with Ampol petrol station. My mum finds it hard to believe because she is under mind control wavelength hipnotised. My friends read it and many believe me and know I'm telling the truth.

I want media attention and court's that go on Iraq war proof as IV Proven I did the strategies....full Iraq war proof is on Oblique weapons fb page. Please excuse some of the hypothetical post on Oblique weapons I did them for fun but crazy many of them will work at same time.

I talk to the Jewish in the afterlife and they can't touch anyone of they get an eternity of pain and suffering I'm stopping America from stopping around from getting the new killer bomb or blow up Yellowstone or cause the biggest earthquake in American history if they attack Iran ever.
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Post is too long but the double slit test is some real shit fam
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It goes on for MUCH longer in the FB link above, I guess they only pasted in what they could with the post word limit (the abridged version LOL)
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You know, posting a copy pasta as your first post in a site is kinda rude. At least do a good one.
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View Postjkas789, on 12 February 2021 - 09:35 AM, said:

You know, posting a copy pasta as your first post in a site is kinda rude. At least do a good one.


We could opt to ban it a a spammer account but people seem entertained, so there's no harm in leaving it for now.
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This "scientific proof" lost my interest as soon as I saw the words "I believe" in it.
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View PostK1n9_Duk3, on 12 February 2021 - 01:54 PM, said:

This "scientific proof" lost my interest as soon as I saw the words "I believe" in it.


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I've been a bb slut for awhile, yet somehow had managed to keep testing neg. I can't say I was a chaser because I was still fooling myself with "Are you clean?" questions and "neg only" requests when hooking up with guys online. But the fact of the matter is I'd take about any load I could get, and practically never asked anyone to put on a condom. I craved getting c** inside me and was constantly desperate for it, cruising hookup sites and bb sites finding the next hot cock to dump some cum in to me.

Like I said, though, I kept testing neg and had even convinced myself that i must have had some kind of special trait that'd keep me that way despite what a slut I was.

And it wasn't hard for me to be a slut. I was 21, goodlooking, masculine, and popular. If I went to a party or out to a club, I'd be able to point out at least a dozen guys I'd fuck - all 18-23 and hot themselves - and chances are each of them had shot his load in me. No one ever brought up condoms. I think young guys like me just figured we were all neg together and had nothing to worry about. On a weekly basis I'd probably take 4-5 loads because I not only had a cell fone address book packed with hot young guys that'd come over at a moments notice to fuck, but also would be able to find total strangers and new tricks online within a few minutes of logging in to whatever site I chose to be a slut on that day. I don't say this to sound stuckup, and stared at this paragraph for awhile thinking that it really does make me sound like an ass. That's not what I want to do, but I'm just trying to put things in perspective to put the whole story in context. I find every manner of guy hot, and it's really attitude that matters to me most, especially when it comes to taking a load. But I guess I just ended up being born with a look that a lot of guys want and go for.

I should point out, I am vers. And because I'm so "straight acting" most guys thought I was a total top (haha). If it was an 18 to 23yo I had over that night, I'd likely end fucking them for sure. Those twinks always wanted my thick dick deep up inside them. And, again, they never asked about condoms. But what a lot of these guys didn't know was that, despite my "total top" exterior and demeanor and the fact that I truly did love fucking the hell out of them and pumping my load inside them, I also craved cum in my hole on a constant basis. And whereas I was pretty strict about only fucking hot young guys, I didn't discriminate at all about who I took loads from because it was the load, alone, that mattered to me. Older, young, fat, skinny, black, white, hairy, smooth - if I was in the mood for a load, I'd take it from them all.

I'd gone on a trip and whenever I was in a new town, I always took advantage of all the fresh meat (to me, at least) around that offered up good prospects. In this particular town, I had no problem finding it at all. My first night there, I met a 21yo online with a huge cock that came over to my hotel room. He kept telling me how much he wanted me to fuck him, but I told him I was having one of my "rare bottoming urges" (hehehe) and he fell for it. We went in to the big standup shower in the room, where this tall, lanky, young blond with at least 9 thick inches proceeded to eat out my ass and then, with just his spit and the shower water as lube, slid his cock in and fucked me silly. God how I loved big twink dick.

What I love just as much as cock in me is seeing the look on the face of a hot young guy as he slides his dick in to me with no lube (how I prefer it). They're always so blown away and turned on by the fact that I'm taking it so easy. I'm tight, mind you, but with an incredible pain threshhold so more than happy to get through those first few minutes of searing pain knowing there's a ton of cum waiting for me. So many guys my age are so repressed sexually that it's depressing.
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lol.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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#17

If someone posts the Bee Movie script here I am locking the thread.
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#18

I love that it's a movie about a bee trying to get pussy.
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#19

Reminder that if Barry ever tried to have sex with Vanessa he would be instantly crushed.
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#20

View PostDanukem, on 12 February 2021 - 08:46 PM, said:

If someone posts the Bee Movie script here I am locking the thread.

Call me all you want. You wouldn't last 10 minutes in a debate about any subject within politics, philosophy, sociology or economics with me anyway. Or would you? Because so far, all I see is that you're just another sad millenial that has only ever learned anything about conservatism or the right via some random snowflake on youtube, Tumblr or Twitter. Or even worse, from a canned commie history teacher in school. Do you fap to hentai still living with mom too? I really hope you don't. The mere fact you mentioned the word "fascist" and Nazi towards my person gives away the fact you are clueless just like 99% of the SJWs, Antifas, Blackblocs. It's like they say; it's hard to win an argument with an intelligent person, but impossible to win an argument with a dumb person. You're literally too stupid to argue with. Congratulations. Try forming a complete sentence without spelling something wrong or failing at basic punctuation. Silly, little, useless, c.u.n.t. Fucking hell mate, you're an entirely new bread of stupid. People should study you. Why don't you donate your corpse to science, after you've slit your wrists in the bath tub you understand, then you'd actually be doing something useful. Illiterate, unfunny, worthless, C.U.N.T.you have absolutely zero arguments, aside from being a subhuman sjw feminazi libshit dick sucking soyboi nu-male millenial bolshevik commie fuck who drinks double matcha frappuccinos at Starbucks, eats avocado sandwiches thrice a day and has a BLACKED.com subscription for life.
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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#22

I don't like copypastas.

I feel like people need to be themselves, and enjoy making people uncomfortable with their own words .
Whenever somebody offers a copypasta in retort to me explaining how i was going to fuck them.
I am greatly disheartened.

Because I feel like i put effort into my description,
A little bit of love, or a whole lotta love depending on the person and situation,

And they retort with something that is, so, horribly uncatered to me as an individual.
It makes me feel as if instead of them violating me with their words, they chose to violate me with another persons.
It's like showing up to the hotel, and being completely different from the picture.

It's just so dissapointing.

When I get fucked
I wanna get fucked personally
Not by some nimwad you don't even know.

Otherwise you just revealed that you do not want to fuck me
As much as i want to fuck you,
And that's just incredibly sad to think about.

Because I am one sexy fatherfucker.
And there's no way anyone respectable or not
Would not want a piece of me.

Hell, even I want a piece of me.
I'm young, fit, circumcized, and small enough to be thrown around.
I've has bigger dick then yours, so all i want is the tease

The chase

Plz show me some authentic lovin' if i ever show any of you some
It's the only oppurtunity you have to safely let your beast out
On this young little whore

uwu

Also copypastas are gay.

This post has been edited by Balls of Steel Forever: 12 February 2021 - 11:14 PM

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#23

I don't like copypastas.

I feel like people need to be themselves, and enjoy making people uncomfortable with their own words .
Whenever somebody offers a copypasta in retort to me explaining how i was going to fuck them.
I am greatly disheartened.

Because I feel like i put effort into my description,
A little bit of love, or a whole lotta love depending on the person and situation,

And they retort with something that is, so, horribly uncatered to me as an individual.
It makes me feel as if instead of them violating me with their words, they chose to violate me with another persons.
It's like showing up to the hotel, and being completely different from the picture.

It's just so dissapointing.

When I get fucked
I wanna get fucked personally
Not by some nimwad you don't even know.

Otherwise you just revealed that you do not want to fuck me
As much as i want to fuck you,
And that's just incredibly sad to think about.

Because I am one sexy fatherfucker.
And there's no way anyone respectable or not
Would not want a piece of me.

Hell, even I want a piece of me.
I'm young, fit, circumcized, and small enough to be thrown around.
I've has bigger dick then yours, so all i want is the tease

The chase

Plz show me some authentic lovin' if i ever show any of you some
It's the only oppurtunity you have to safely let your beast out
On this young little whore

uwu

Also copypastas are gay.

(Congrats man, you're a copypasta)
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#24

Guaranteed BoSF will get pozzed one day
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#25

View PostJimmy, on 13 February 2021 - 01:06 PM, said:

Guaranteed BoSF will get pozzed one day

Tis' the truth.

Unless i become exclusive.

The don't stick dick in crazy
And wrap it before i tap it has worked historically.

But one day i may slip.

Also @immanuelcunt

That's ok, because i know that nimwad very well.

This post has been edited by Balls of Steel Forever: 13 February 2021 - 03:54 PM

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#26

This whole thread is just... What The Fuck On Ice™

Redacted, did not check last post's posting date.

This post has been edited by Slap McBald: 15 February 2021 - 09:35 PM

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#27

View PostDanukem, on 12 February 2021 - 08:46 PM, said:

If someone posts the Bee Movie script here I am locking the thread.


for glory!

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Yeah, let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Oh, hang on a second. Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't believe it. I'll pick you up. Lookin' sharp.
Barry, why don't you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. And a perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
Ah, you got some lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel?
A little. It's a special day, finally graduating.
Never thought I'd make it.
Yeah, three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were so awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry.
Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hey, did you hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You goin' to his funeral?
No, I'm not goin' to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.
Yeah, I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

Woah! Oooooooh!
I love this incorporating an amusement park right into our regular day.
I guess that's why they say we don't need a vacation.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of...9:15. And that concludes our graduation ceremonies.

And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Are we gonna pick our jobs today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Huh. Woah. Heads up! Here we go.
Female announcer: Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Mantenga sus manos y antenas dentro del tranvía en todo momento.
Wonder what it's going to be like?
A little scary.
Trudy, the Honex tour guide: Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as...
Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
Ooh. What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
Wow, what does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions.
Uh, uh, can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
Huh?
And you'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. Wooh!
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?" Adam, how could you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make.
Well, I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Barry, why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
Yeah, but Adam, you ever think maybe things work a little too well around here?
Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside the hive.
Yeah, but some of them don't come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where those guys have just been.
I don't know.
Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can't just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right. Look at that. That's more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol. I think bees make too big a deal out of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Couple of Hive Harrys.
Let's have some fun with them.
It must be so dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Oh, yeah. One time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom! He had one paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me back and forth across the face!
Oh, my!
I never thought I'd knock him out.
And what were you doing during all of this?
Obviously, I was trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that if you want.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
Yeah, we're gonna hit a sunflower patch about six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
It's a puddle jump for us, but, uh, maybe you're not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not.
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
Woah!
What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Oh! Dad, you surprised me.
Have you decided what you're interested in, son?
Well, there's a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Dad, do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you something about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
And you were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Well, no...
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Oh, Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have for you.
I could say anything I want right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Oh, let's open some fresh honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.
So funny.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and start call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
I can't believe we're starting work today!
Today's the day.
Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left! And ... one of them's yours! Congratulations! son, Step to the side, please.
Yeah!
What'd you get?
Picking the crud out.
Woah.
That is stellar!
Wow!
Couple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! And we are ready!
Well, step up and make your choice.
Do you want to go first?
Uh, no, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's always open, and not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman, sir?
Sure, you're on. Oh, I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Oh!
Wax monkey's always open. And the Krelman just opened up again.
What happened?
Well, whenever a bee dies, that's an opening. See that? He's dead, dead, another dead one, deady, deadified, two more dead. Dead from the neck up, dead from the neck down. But, that's life!
Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antenna ball polisher, mite wrangler.... Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Place...
What happened to you? Where are you?
I'm going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Oh, another call coming in.
You're crazy!
If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Well, look at that.
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's okay, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Yeah.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that. Thank you.
Okay, you got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada!
That's awful.
And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
Antennae, check.
Nectar pack, check.
Wings, check.
Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
Okay, ladies, let's move it out!
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. Woah-ho-ho! I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Woah-ho-ho-ho! Fuh-lo-wuhs!
This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick.
Oh, that is one nectar collector!
You ever see pollination up close?
No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic.
Wow, that's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power, kid. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Cool.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Could be daisies. Don't we need those?
Copy that visual.
Hold on! One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
Say again? Are you reporting a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
Ah, it smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Chemical-ly.
Careful, guys, it's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Hey, candy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
Guys!
This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Coming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
You know, I don't think these are flowers.
Should we tell him?
I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point! You can just start packing up, honey, because I believe you're about to eat it!
Oh,you cannot be serious!
Yowser!
Eww, gross.

There's a bee in the car!
Do something!
I'm driving!
Hi, bee.
He's back here! He's going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Woah.
Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close the window please?
Huh? Oh.. Hey, Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. Oof! Ow! What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This, this, this, this... Drapes. That is diabolical.
It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's your number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff.
No wonder we’re not supposed to talk to them. They're out of their minds.
When I walk out of a job interview, they're flabbergasted. They can't believe the things I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
I gotta tell ya, I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Kill it! Kill it!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait! Don't kill him!
You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
My brochure.
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him. But yeah, it's an allergic thing.
Hey, why don't you put that on your resume-brochure?
It's not funny. My whole face could puff up.
Hmm, make it one of your "special skills".
You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
Ah, yeah, sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
You could put carob chips on there.
Bye.
Supposed to be less calories or somethin'.
Bye.
I gotta say something. She saved my life. I've got to say something. All right, here it goes.
Huh
Nah
What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Come on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "Ya like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Um, hi!
I'm sorry.
Hah, you're talking.
Yes, I know, I know. I'm so–
You're talking.
I know. I'm– I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
No, it's okay. It's fine. It's just... I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, you know, I'm sure this is very disconcerting....
Yeah! I mean, this is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I am a bee. And, uh, you know I'm not supposed to be doing this, but...
...they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I mean, I had to thank you. It's, it's just the way I was raised.
Oh! That was a little weird.
I'm talking to a bee.
Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee.
Anyway...
And the bee is talking to me!
Um, I just want to say I'm grateful, and I'm going to leave now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! How did you learn to do that?
What?
That- that- that- that... The talking thing.
Oh, same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
That's very funny.
Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway...
Can I uh... get you something?
Like what?
I don't know. I mean.. I don't know. Coffee?
Well, uh, I don't want to put you out, unless you're making it anyway.
Oh, it's no trouble. Oh, it takes two minutes.
Really?
It's just coffee.
I hate to impose.
Don't be ridiculous!
Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want a little rum cake?
I really shouldn't.
Have a little rum cake.
No, no, no, I can't.
Oh, come on!
You know, I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms here.
Where?
Well... these stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. So he finally gets there.
Uh huh.
He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on...
Yeah?
...and he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan."
Uh huh?
Why would I marry a watermelon?
Oh, Is that a... a bee joke?
Yeah, that's the kind of stuff that we do.
Yeah, different. So, anyway, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I, I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
You do?
Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
Really?
My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
Oh, huh.
Anyway, you see if you look... There. There's my hive right there. You can see it.
Oh, you're in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! You know the turtle pond?
Yes?
I'm right off of that.
Oh, no way! I know that area. Do you know I lost a toe ring there once.
Really?
Yes.
Why do girls put rings on their toes?
Well, why not?
I don't know. It's like putting a hat on your knee.
Maybe I'll try that.
You all right, ma'am?
Oh, yeah, fine. Just having two cups of coffee.
Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee.
Oh, yeah, it's no trouble.
Sorry I couldn't finis it. If I did, I'd be up for the rest of my life. Are you... Umm. Can I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah.
All right, well, then... I guess I'll see you around, or not, or...
Okay, Barry.
And thank you so much again... for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but... anyway...
This can't possibly work.
Well, he's all set to go. We may as well try it. Okay, Dave. pull the chute.
Sounds amazing.
Oh, it was amazing. It- it was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
Humans! Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy, they eat crazy giant things. They drive around real crazy.
And do they try and kill you like on TV?
Some of them. But some of them don't.
How'd you get back?
Poodle.
Look, you did it. And I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see out there, You had your "experience", and now you're back, you can pick out your job and everything can be normal.
Well...
Well? Well?
Well, I met someone.
You met someone? Was she Bee-ish?
Mmm.
Not a wasp? Your parents will kill you.
No, no, no, not a wasp.
Spider?
You know, I'm not attracted to the spiders. I know to everyone else it's like the hottest thing with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face.
So, uh, who is she?
She's... uh... a human.
Oh no, no, no, no. That didn't happen. You didn't do that. That is a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.
Her name's Vanessa.
Oh, oh boy!
She's so-o nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no. No, no, no! You're dating a human florist?
W-w-well, we're not dating.
You're flying outside the hive. You're talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s. That's one-eighth of a stick of dynamite.
She saved my life. And she understands me.
This is over.
Eat this.
This is not over. What was that?
They call it a crumb.
That was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not even what they eat. That just falls off what they eat. Do you know what a Cinnabon is?
No.
It's bread...
Come in here!
...and cinnamon,
Be quiet!
...and frosting. They heat it up–
Sit down!
Really hot!
Listen to me! We are not them. We're us. There's us and there's them.
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning...
There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee.

There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I've got to start thinking bee?
Barry, how much longer is this going to go on? It's been three days. I don't understand why you're not working.
Well, I've got a lot of big life decisions I'm thinking about
What life? You have no life! You have no job! You're barly a bee!
Augh.
Would it kill you to just make a little honey?
Barry, come out from under there. Your rather's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you.
You coming?
Got everything?
All set.
You go ahead. I'll catch up.
Don't be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
We're still here, Barry.
I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond when you yell at him.
Then why are you yelling at me?
Because you don't listen.
Ah, I'm not listing to this.
Sorry Mom, I've got to go.
Where are you going?
Nowhere. I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Bye!
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena?
Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream. Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
Wow, a tournament. Do the roses actually complete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting.
Hmmm.
Why don't you run everywhere? Isn't that faster?
Yeah, okay. I see, I see. All right, your turn.
Ah! Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane.
What, you don't have anything like that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh my.
Dumb bees!
You must just want to sting all those jerks.
We really try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
So you really have to watch your temper?
Oh yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. You work though it like any emotion– anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh my goodness. Are you okay?
Yeah. Whew!
What is wrong with you?!
It's a bug.
Well, he's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep.
What was that, a Pick and Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about ten pages. Seventy-five's pretty much our limit.
Boy, you've really got that down to a science.
Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
I'll bet.
What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select.
Is he that actor?
I never heard of him. Why is this here?
For people. We eat it.
Why? You don't have enough food of your own?
Well yes, we–
How do you even get it?
Well, bees make it...
I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating and cooling, and stirring... you need a whole Krelman thing.
It's organic.
It's our-ganic!
It's just honey, Barry.
Just... what?! Bees don't know about this. This is stealing. A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, our schools, our hospitals. This is all we have. And it's on sale? I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I'm going to get to the bottom of all of this!

Hey, Hector. You almost done?
Almost.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess I'll go home now, and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
You're busted, box boy!
Ah ha! I knew I heard something. So, you can talk.
Oh, I can talk. And now you're going to start talking. Where are you getting all the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?!
I don't know what you're talking about. I thought we were all friends. The last thing we want to do is upset any of you... bees!
Ha! You're too late. It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword.
You, sir, are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!
Honey Farms. It comes from Honey Farms.
Oh my. What horrible thing has happened here? Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere.
Pssst! Just keep still.
What? You're not dead?
Do I look dead? Hey man, they will wipe anything that moves. Now, where you headed?
To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood. Crazy stuff. Blows your head off.
I'm going to Tacoma.
What about you?
He really is dead.
All right.
Uh oh.
What is that?
Oh no! It's a wiper, triple blade!
Triple blade?
Jump on. It's your only chance, bee.
Why does everything have to be so dog-gone clean?! How much do you people need to see? Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window!
For NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs! Beeeeeeeee!
Moose blood guy!
You hear something?
Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Hey, what's up, bee boy?
Hey, Blood!
...and it was just an endless row of honey jars as far as the eye could see.
Wow.
So I'm just assuming wherever this honey truck goes, that's where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours!
Bees hang tight.
Well, we're all jammed in there. It's a close community.
Not us, man. We're on our own. Every- every mosquito is on his own.
But what if you get in trouble?
Trouble? You're a mosquito. You're in trouble! Nobody likes us. They're just all smackin'. People see a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world. You must meet a lot of girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly.... Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
Whoa, you have got to be kidding me. Mooseblood's about to leave the building. So long bee. Hey guys. I knew I'd catch you all down here. Did you bring your crazy straws?

...then we throw it in some jars, slap a label on it. It's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads.
Hey, check out the new smoker.
Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
The Thomas 3000.
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
Couple of breaths of this, knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money.
They make the honey, and we make the money.
Oh my.
What's going on? Are you okay?
Yeah, it doesn't last too long.
How did you two get here? Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.
This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes. That's a drag-queen!
What is this? Oh no. There's hundreds of them. Bee honey, our honey, is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale.
This is worse than anything the bears have done to us. And I intend to do something about it.
Oh Barry, stop.
Who told you that humans are taking our honey? That's just a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos.
Ugh.
Barry, how did you get mixed up in all this?
'Cause he's been talking to humans!
Whaaat?
Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend...
Oh Barry.
...and they make out!
Make out? Barry?
We do not.
You wish you could.
Whose side are you on?
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night. Hotcheewah!
Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?:
This is what I want to do for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees. Dad, I remember you coming home some nights so overworked, you- your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop them.
Ehhh...
I remember that.
What right do they have to our hard-earned honey? We're living on two cups a year. They're puttin' it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever.
Even if it's true, Barry, what could one bee do?
I'm going to sting them where it really hurts.
In the face!
No.
In the eye! That would really hurt.
No.
Up the nose. That's a killer, heh heh.
No. There's only one place you can sting the humans. One place where it really matters.

Hive at Five, the hive's only full hour action news source. With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk, weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung.
Good evening, I'm Bob Bumble.
And I'm Jeanette Chung.
Our top story, a tri-county bee, Barry Benson is saying he intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it, and profiting from it illegally.
Don't forget, tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we're gonna have three former Queens, all right here in our studio, discussing their new book, Classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight, we're talking with Barry Benson. Did ya ever think, I'm just a kid from the hive. I can't do this?
Larry, bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee-Columbus? Bee-Ghandi? Be-geesus?
Well, where I'm from, you wouldn't think of suing humans. We were thinking more like stick ball, uh, candy stores.
How old are you?
Well, I want you to know that they entire bee community is supporting you in this case, which is certain to be the trial of the bee century.
Thank you, Larry. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world, too.
It's a common name. Next week on Bee Larry King...
No, I mean he looks like you. And he has a show with suspenders and different colored dots behind him.
Next week on Bee Larry King...
Old guy glasses, and there's quotes along the bottom from the guest you're watching even though you just heard them...
Bear next week! They're scary, they're hairy, and they're here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes.... Very Jewish.
Look, in- in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness.
But it was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Huh, honey, her backhand's a joke. I'm not going to take advantage of that?
Quiet, please. Actual work going on here.
Is that that same bee?
Yes it is.
I'm helping him sue the human race.
Wha?
Oh, hello.
Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again, hun?
Listen, you better go because we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night.
Oh... bye bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?
Oh you poor thing, you two have been at this for hours.
Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.
How many sugars?
Just one. I try not to use the competition. Ooh! So, why are you helping me, anyway?
Bees have good qualities.
Si, Certo.
And it feels good to take my mind off the shop. I don't know why, instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
Yeah, those are great... if you're three.
And artificial flowers.
Oh, they just get my psychotic!
Yeah, me too.
The bent stingers, the pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake plastic things.
There's nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.
Well, maybe this can make up for it a little bit.
You know, Barry, this lawsuit is a pretty big deal.
I guess.
Are you sure that you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty.
Sarah, it's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where all eyes and ears of the world are anxiously waiting, because for the first time in history, we're going to hear for ourselves if a honey bee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
I don't know, but it's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humans don't have to be at work during the day.
Hey, you think these billion dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
Folks, everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
What's the matter?
I don't know. I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the B-Team.. Any of you boys work on this?
All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right... Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York. Barry Bee Benson vs. the honey industry, is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five major food companies, collectively.
A privilege.
Ah, Mr. Benson. You are representing all bees of the world?
Bzzz bzzz bzzz...Ahh, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Yes, your honor. We are ready to proceed.
And Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. My grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we were to live in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, j-j-just think of what it would mean. Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silk worm for the elastic in my britches. Talking bee. How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion picture capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams, robotics, ventriloquism, cloning...for all we know, he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. And as a bee, honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it, we make it, and we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take whatever they want from us 'cause we're the little guys. And what I'm hoping is that after this is all over, you'll see how by taking our honey, you're not only taking away everything we have, but everything we are.
Oh, I wish he would dress like that all the time. So nice...
Call your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms. Pretty big company you have there?
I suppose so.
And I see you also own Honey-Burton, and Honron!
Yes. They provide beekeepers for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say. I don't imagine you employ any bee free-ers, do you?
Uh, n-no.
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you.
No.
No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. And not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey?
W-well, they're very lovable creatures. Uh, Yogi Bear, Fozzy Bear. Oh! Build-a-Bear?
Yeah, you mean like this?!
Bears kill bees! How would you like his big hairy head crashing into your living room? Biting into your couch, spitting out your throw-pillows...rowr, rowr!
Bear: Rowr!!
Okay, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting. Thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me, I have to say. Where have I heard it before?
I was with a band called "The Police".
But you've never been a police officer of any kind, have you?
Uh, no, I haven't.
No, you haven't. And so, here we have yet another example of bee culture being casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say, Mr. Gordon M. Sumner?
That's not his real name? You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first may I offer my belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on E.R. in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I also see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome, but with a churning inner turmoil that's always ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you, Mr. Liotta? Exploiting tiny helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part, and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson, I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step on this little creep and we can all go home? You're all thinking it. Say it!
Order! Order in this courtroom! Order, I say! Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
Well, I just think that was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that.
I'm telling you, I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, you know, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right, right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team.
Well, hello.
Oh... Ken.
Hello.
Ah, I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late. I tried to call. But, the battery...
I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily he was free.
Yeah.
Oh, that was lucky.
Well, there's still a little left. I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up. Sure, whatever.
So, I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. I find the ball a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit. Right there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that "eating with chopsticks" isn't really a special skill.
You think I don’t see what you’re doin'?
Hey look, I know how hard it is trying to find the right job. We certainly have that in common.
Do we?
Well, bees have 100% employment, of course. But we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That’s just what I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I’m going to go drain the ol' stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Huh, look at that.
Y-yo, you known, I've just about had it with your little mind games.
What's that?
Italian Vogue.
Mamma Mia, that's a lot of pages.
It's a lot of ads.
Remember what Van said. Why is your life any more valuable than mine?
It's funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
Yeah, How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, look at me! I'm wearing a chapstick hat! This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
You're bluffing.
Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly.
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know what, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?
No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
Augh!
Whew.
And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
I'm so sorry about all that.
I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well.
Are you going to be okay for the trial tomorrow?
Oh, I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Now that's a good idea. You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...
Yeah.
Layton, you've gotta weave some magicwith this jury, or it's gonna be all over.
don't worry Mr. Gammil. The only thing I have

to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.


- You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic?


Only to losing, son. Only to losing.


Layton: Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
We're friends.
Layton: Good friends?
Yes.
Layton: How good?
What.
Layton: Do you live together?
Wait a minute this isn’t about...
Layton: Are you her little...bedbug?
Hey, that’s not the kind of?


I've seen a bee documentary or two. Now from what I understand,


doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children in the hive?


Yeah, but...
Layton: So those aren't even your real parents!
Oh, Barry...
Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
Layton: You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?
He's denouncing bees!
Layton: And don't y'all date your cousins?
Objection!
I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Layton: Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Judge: Order! Order! Please!
Layton: The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins!
Judge: Mr. Montgomery!
Layton: I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
Adam, stay with me.
I can't feel my legs.
Bailiff Take it easy.
Layton: Oh! What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
Judge: Please I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!


The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn

- against the bees yesterday when one of their

- Thank you!

legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. Now here’s Don with the 5-day.

- Hey, buddy.

- Hey.

- Is there much pain?

- Yeah.


I...


I blew the whole case, didn't I?


It doesn't matter. The important thing is you're alive. You could have died.


I'd be better off dead. Look at me.


They got it from the cafeteria they got it from downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.


Look, there's a little celery still on it.


What was that like to sting someone?


I can't explain it. It was all...


All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy!


All right.


You think that was all a trap?


Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.


What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.


What do you think the humans will do to us if they win?


I don't know.


I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.


Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!


Oh, my.


Say, could you get a nurse to close that window?


- Why? - The smoke.


Bees don't smoke.


Right. Bees don't smoke.


Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking.


Adam that's it! That's our case!


It is? It's not over?


No, Get up, Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.


You get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.


And assuming you've done step 29 correctly, you're ready for the tub.


Mr. Flayman.


Yes? Yes, Your Honor!


Where is the rest of your team?


Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.


You know Bees are trained to fly kind of haphazardly,


and as a result, quite often we don't make very good time.


I actually once heard a pretty funny story about a bee...


Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs


taken up enough of this court's valuable time?


How much longer are we going allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?


They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges


against my clients, who have all run perfectly legitimate businesses.


I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!


Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going


to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.


But you can't! We have a terrific case.


Where is your proof? Where is the evidence?


Show me the smoking gun!


Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun?


Here is your smoking gun.


What is that?


It's a bee smoker!


What, this? This harmless little contraption?


This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.


Members of the jury, look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to these smoke machines in man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?


- What are we going to do? - He's playing the species card.


Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!


Free the bees! Free the bees!


Free the bees!


Free the bees! Free the bees!


The court finds in favor of the bees!


Vanessa, we won!
Yay! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry.
I'm OK! Vanessa, do you know what this means?


All the honey is finally going to belong to the bees.


Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.


This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.


You'll regret this.


Barry, how much honey do you think is out there?


All right. Alll right. One at a time.


Barry, who are you wearing?


My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.


- What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean?


We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.


Oongratulations on your victory. What are you demand as a settlement?


First, we're going demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.


Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with,


every last drop.


We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more


than a filthy, smelly, big-headed bad-breath stink machine.


I believe We're all aware of what they do in the woods.


Wait for my signal.


Take him out.


He'll have nausea for a few hours, then he'll be fine.


And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...


But it's just a prance-about stage name!


...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products


and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.


Oan't breathe.


Bring it in, boys!


Hold it right there! Good.


Tap it.


Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming!


- I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down.


Shut down honey production!


Stop making honey!


Turn your key, sir!


What do we do now?


Oannonball!


We're shutting down honey production!


Mission abort.


Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base.


Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.


Oh, yeah?


What's going on around here? Where is everybody?


- Are they out celebrating? - No, they’re just home.


They don't know what to do. They're laying out, they're sleeping in.


I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.


At least we got our honey back.


Yeah, but sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?


It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.


This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well.


And now...


And now I can't.


I don't understand why they're not happy.


We have so much now.


I thought their lives would be better!


They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people.


You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?


- What did you want to show me? - This.


What happened here?


That is not the half of it.


Oh, no. Oh, my.


They're all wilting.


Doesn't look very good, does it?


No.


And who's fault do you think that is?


You know, I'm going to guess bees.


Bees?


Specifically, me.


I guess I didn't think that bees not needing to make honey would affect all these others things.


And it's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.


Well, that's our whole SAT test right there.


So you take away the produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.


And then, of course...


The human species?


So if there's no more pollination,


it could all just go south here, couldn't it?


And I know this is also partly my fault.


How about a suicide pact?
How would we do it?
I'll sting you, you step on me.
That just kills you twice.
Right, right.


Listen, Barry... sorry, but I got to get going.


I had to open my mouth and talk.


Vanessa?


Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going?


To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.


They've moved it up to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.


It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it.


Vanessa, I just want to say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this.


I know. Me neither.


Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports.


Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?


Roses!


Vanessa!


Roses?!


Barry?


- Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are.


Flowers, bees, pollen!


I know. That's why this is the last parade.


Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down?


Oould you slow down?


Barry!


OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, and it's all my fault.

Yes, it kind of is.


I've ruined the planet. and I wanted to help you


with the flower shop. Intead, I've made it worse.


Actually, it's completely closed down.


I thought maybe you were remodeling.


Nonetheless I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous great ideas combined.


I don't want to hear it!


All right, here’s what I’m thinking they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.


I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.


All we got do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.


Bees.
Park.
Pollen!
Flowers.
Repollination!
Across the nation!
Alright Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight.




I have an idea.


Vanessa Bloome, FTD.


Official floral business. It's real.


Sorry, ma'am. That a's nice brooch by the way.


Thank you. It was a gift.


Then once we're inside, we just pick the right float.


How about The Princess and the Pea?


Yeah!


I could be the princess, and


...yes, I think


You could be


I’ve-


The pea!


Yes, I got it.


- Sorry I'm late Where should I sit? - What are you?


- I believe I'm the pea. - The pea?


It’s supposed to be under the mattresses.


- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I’m going to go talk to the marshall.


You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!


Let's see what this baby will do.


Hey, what are you doing?!


Then all we do is blend in with traffic...


...without arousing suspicion.


And once we’re at the airport there's no stopping us.


Stop! Security.


- Did you and your insect pack your own float? - Yes.


Has it been in your possession the entire time?


Since the parade...yes.


Would you remove your shoes and everything in your pockets??


- Can you remove your stinger. Sir? - That's part of me.


I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight.


Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.


Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!


I think this is going to work Vanessa.


It's got to work.


Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott.


I'm afraid we have a bit of bad weather in the New York area.


And looks like we're going to be experience a couple of hours delay.


Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.


I've got to get up there and talk to these guys.


Be careful.


Hey, can I get some help with this Sky Mall magazine?


I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.


Excuse me, Captain, I'm in a real situation here.


- What'd you say, Hal? - I didn’t say anything


Bee!


No, no! Don't freak out! There's a chance my entire species...


What are you doing? Stop!


- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney?


Don't move.


Oh, Barry.


Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain speaking.


Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit?


And please hurry!


What happened here?


I tried to talk to them, but then there was a Dustbuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded


Now one's bald, one's in a boat, and they're both unconscious!


- Is that another bee joke? - No!


No one's flying the plane!


This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?


This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.


Where's the pilot?


He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.


Not good. Is there anyone onboard who has flight experience?


As a matter of fact, there is.


- Who's that? - Barry Benson.


From the honey trial?! Oh, great.


Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.


It's got giant wings, huge engines.


I can't fly a plane.


- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes.


How hard could it be?


Wait a minute, Barry! We're headed into some lightning.


This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport,


where a very suspenseful scene is developing.


Barry Benson, fresh off his stunning legal victory...


That's Barry!


...is now attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers


and an incapacitated flight crew.


Flowers?!


Well, we have an electrical storm in the area, and two individuals at the controls of a jumbo jet


with absolutely no flight experience.


Just a minute Mr Ditchwater. There's a honey bee on that plane.


I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson's work and his no-account compadres.


Haven't they done enough damage already.


But isn't he your only hope right now?


Come on, technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.


The wings are too small their bodies are too big...


Hey, hold on a second. Haven't we heard this a million times?


"The surface area of the wings and body mass doesn't make no sense."


- Get this on the air! - You got it.


- Stand by. - We're going live.


Mr Ditchwater, the way we work may be a mystery to you.


Because making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.


But let me tell you something about a small job.


If you do it really well, it makes a big difference.


More than we realized. To us, to everyone.


That's why I want to get bees back to doing what we do best working together.


That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.


We get behind a fellow.


- Black and yellow! - Hello!


Left, right, down, hover.


- Hover? - Forget hover.


You know what, This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep!


Barry, what happened?!


Wait a minute, I think we were on autopilot that whole time.


- That may have been helping me. - And now we're not!


Well, then it turns out I cannot fly a plane.


All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!


Move out!


Our only chance is if I do what I would do, and you copy me with the wings of the plane!


You don't have to yell.


I'm not yelling! We happen to be in a lot of trouble here.


It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!


It's not a tone. I'm panicking!


I don’t think I can do this!


Vanessa, pull yourself together. Listen to me You have got to snap out of it!


You snap out of it.


You snap out of it.


- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!

You snap


- Hold it! - Why? Come on, it's my turn.


How is the plane flying?


I don't know.


Hello?


Hey Benson, have you got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?


The Pollen Jocks!


They do get behind a fellow.


- Black and yellow. - Hello.


Alright you two, what do you say we drop this tin can on the blacktop?


What blacktop? Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?


No, nothing. It's all cloudy.


Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.


- Thinking bee. - Thinking bee.


Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.


- What? - I don't know. But it's strong, and it's pulling me.


Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.


Bring the nose of the plane down.


Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


- What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that!


Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


- Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK.


Out the engines.


Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?

Affirmative!


Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.


Land on that flower!


Ready boys? Give me full reverse!


Spin it around!


- Not that flower! The other flower! - Which flower?


- That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower!


That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant black and yellow flower pulsating


made of millions of bees!


Full forward. Ready boys? Nose down. Bring your tail up.


Rotate around it.


- This is insane, Barry! - This is the only way I know how to fly.


Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?


Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid of it. Smell it. Full reverse!


Easy just drop it. Be a part of it.


Aim for the center!


Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!


Come on, already.


Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!


- Yes. No high-five! - Right.


Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower?


What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius man! Genius!


- Thank you. - But we're not done yet.


Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're going to survive as a species, this is our moment! So, what do you say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
Bees: We're bees!
Male bee: Keychain!
Then everyone, follow me! Except Keychain.
Pollen Jock: Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. (places a pollen jock jacket on Barry and the 3 pollen jocks cheer while Vanessa gives him a thumbs up)
Yay!
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I got to do are the sleeves.
(The pollen jocks toss Barry a nectar pack)
Oh, yeah.
(proudly) That's our Barry! (Martin nods proudly in agreement)


Mom! The bees are back!


If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time.


I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!


Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Yes, can I help who's next?


Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.


Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel!


Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!


I had no idea.


Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment?


Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate here will be able to help you.


Sorry I'm late.


He's a lawyer too?


I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.


Have a great afternoon!


Barry, I just got this huge tulip order for a wedding, and I can't get them anywhere.


No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.


You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? Who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
(Sees a sign that says "Vanessa and Flowers, Honey, Legal Advice" and becomes disgusted)
Ugh! That bee is living my life!
(guiding Ken protectively) Let it go, Kenny.
When will this nightmare end?!
Let it all go.
Beautiful day to fly.
Pollen Jock: Sure is.
Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
Me?
Thinking bee, thinking bee! Get smart and start thinking bee!
Gee!
Flying here and buzzin' there.
I'm lovin' the views.
Listen to me cousin, every buzzer must use to be a bee!
Or not to be.
Start thinking bee!
Barry, you got no occupation.
What, you mean like pollination?
Hey now! That's thinking bee!
Start thinking bee!
Listen to me fella, ain't you been on a tour? Can't cha' stripes of Black and yella.
I just want to be sure!
To be a bee!
Start thinking bee! Can't I wait and see?
No, Barry that's not to be! Be a busy little bee not a tizzy little bee!
Alright, hold it, hold it, hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. (What it's like to be a thinking!)
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
Oh, Barry.
I'm not making a major life decision in the middle of a huge musical production number!
Alright, alright.
Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.


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