KFC and Cooler Master have partnered to make a "Gaming Console" Yes this is real.

KFC and Cooler Master have partnered to make a "Gaming Console" Yes this is real. "This is not a shitpost. Surprisingly."

jkas789

#1 Posted 22 December 2020 - 01:26 PM

KFC and Cooler master are releasing a "console". It is a fucking computer that can cook chicken nuggets. Or warm them. I'm not entirely sure.

You can see the video in KFC Gaming's tweeter account (I swear to God...):

https://twitter.com/...428570388901891

There is even a possible Fall Guys partnership?

I swear to God I don't even know what is going on anymore...

This post has been edited by jkas789: 22 December 2020 - 01:26 PM

Ninety-Six

#2 Posted 22 December 2020 - 06:34 PM

oh no that's fine i accepted we were living in a satire years ago

Tea Monster

Polymancer

#3 Posted 22 December 2020 - 07:04 PM

In B4 "Consoles will ruin chicken nuggets the way they trashed PC Gaming".

But seriously. Good luck.

MusicallyInspired

The Sarien Encounter

#4 Posted 22 December 2020 - 07:08 PM

They're calling it a console but it's not an actual console? Who is running KFC these days???

jkas789

#5 Posted 22 December 2020 - 08:00 PM

MusicallyInspired, on 22 December 2020 - 07:08 PM, said:

They're calling it a console but it's not an actual console? Who is running KFC these days???

The same guys who made I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator.

What the fuck is going on in this world.

EDIT: fuck it, here are some pics because I can't even what is this shit.

This post has been edited by jkas789: 22 December 2020 - 08:04 PM

High Treason

#6 Posted 22 December 2020 - 08:19 PM

PowerPoint simulator, more like.

I wish I could find it, alas I cannot, but this reminds me of a magazine article from many years ago. A reader had expressed concerns over CPU speeds, as they reached into the GHz range, suggesting the misguided possibility of computers cooking people. The guy he wrote into jokingly responded with 'Imagine if your computer could cook your dinner? Why complain?'. Little did he know, this would one day happen. Then again, only around a year after that, the same magazine featured a refrigerant cooled system, with a little compartment just about the right size and shape for a soda can.

Hank

#7 Posted 22 December 2020 - 08:47 PM

Smart move from KFC to diversify. Video games are big business. Best wishes.

Balls of Steel Forever

Balls of Steel Forever

#8 Posted 22 December 2020 - 08:58 PM

jkas789, on 22 December 2020 - 01:26 PM, said:

KFC and Cooler master are releasing a "console". It is a fucking computer that can cook chicken nuggets. Or warm them. I'm not entirely sure.

It keeps them warm.

Or finger lickin' good.

Now all we need is church's to release one.

PC in a giant mason jar in a mineral oil bath with giant fake jalpeños.

Aleks

#9 Posted 23 December 2020 - 06:25 AM

jkas789, on 22 December 2020 - 08:00 PM, said:

OK, this whole thread sounded so absurd and abstract like they've been trolled by some marketing guys, not sure if it's terrible or great way to advertise your company...

Then this dating app - sure, fine... Then fuckin' Professor Dog to top it all just made my day! So damn random even in the context of this thread.

jkas789

#10 Posted 23 December 2020 - 07:33 AM

I think the most surprising thing is that the KFC console is better than the Atari VCS. Which by the way released this month and predictably, nobody cared.