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How would you fit strippers/chicks into Duke 5?  "Getting the correct tone and ratio of chicks"

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#31

I'd implement them in a multiplayer mode that isn't a cheap and boring Capture the Flag knockoff* but something new and has the map-prefix ES for Escort Service.

*) I am looking at you, DNF.
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User is offline   gemeaux333 

#32

Duke Nukem Forever had : (among other)

capture the flag (babe),
deathmatch,
team deathmatch,
king of the hill
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#33

View Postgemeaux333, on 11 January 2019 - 08:56 AM, said:

Duke Nukem Forever had : (among other)

capture the flag (babe),
deathmatch,
team deathmatch,
king of the hill


I know. DM must be there for people who don't like proper gameplay and are satisfied with their rabndom-match without any proper rules (unless it is either TDM or a 1on1 where map control via item timing and all that stuff counts). But it is easy to understand: hop in and shoot. I am all for including it ... keeps those out of gameptypes with rules and tactics. ;)
King of the hill was OK (only played two matches because GBX was so stupid to include achievements that said "die 5 times at place X in an online match" ruining proper matches).
And then you have CTF ... yeah, nothing of these gametypes were new or innovative. Rushed copy paste job with imbalanced weapons.

This post has been edited by fuegerstef: 12 January 2019 - 01:02 AM

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User is offline   gemeaux333 

#34

with capture the babe, regularily you have the babe putting her hand in front of your eyes, forcing you to spank her in order to be able to see where you are going...
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User is offline   MrFlibble 

#35

Redneck Rampage did a fine thing with the chicks
https://www.mobygames.com/images/promo/original/1473002299-310196719.jpg
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User is offline   razgriz 

#36

I'd keep them in as NPC's.

Plus, I'd have them be rescued like out of the N64 versions for bonuses.
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User is offline   Silentwulf 

#37

Add male strippers too?

Equality is great marketing tool these days.
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User is offline   xMobilemux 

#38

View PostSilentwulf, on 01 April 2019 - 10:29 PM, said:

Equality is great marketing tool these days.

Careful, Gearbox "Feminism is Awesome" Software may not understand the sarcasm.
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User is offline   necroslut 

#39

Honestly, would it really be difficult? When Duke 3D came out there were very few games with strip clubs, but over the past fifteen years they've been everywhere even in fucking Star Wars.
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User is offline   Komenja 

#40

Honestly, I'd just do something like the club from Red Light District; an area in a level that is a strip club with interact-able NPCs. Although whenever aliens appear to fight you, they panic and flee from the room, instead of standing out in the open during a firefight.

Also, if there was some level or section of the game where you're on the alien's own turf (such as a space station base or their own homeworld), I think it'd be funny if Duke came across an alien strip club, where you can hear Duke deeply questioning his life choices when the player makes him ask the native girls to "shake it, baby."
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#41

Here's how I'd implement chicks in Duke Nukem 5:

Fifteen years before the main story, SJWs have risen to power. They made it illegal for men to have any kind of physical contact with women without a contract signed by both parties, and made it compulsory for every man to wear a GPS device all the time. Every time Duke had to act quickly to save a woman from an immediate danger, thus breaking the contract, the whole world would get a report of "Duke committing acts of violence toward women". For that, he has gone to jail, where he remained ever since.
In his absence, the Cycloids have ravaged the planet. All women have been taken off world, and most men have been killed. With a total world population of 200 million, all males, humanity seems doomed to extinction.

After the introduction, Duke gets the most unlikely help he could imagine: Doctor Proton breaks him free.
When Duke asks why, Doctor Proton explains that he wanted to rule the world, but the Cycloids turned the world into a pile of ashes. The only way to prevent the disaster is to go back in time, before the extermination took place, and attack the Cycloids on their own homeworld. Doctor Proton has a time machine, but he is too weak to go through that plan himself, and the only person who can is Duke.
Duke asks Doctor Proton why he should trust him; the answer is that if Duke fails to save humanity, Proton will have nothing left to rule.

Doctor Proton takes Duke to his old lab in Area 51, and to a timeship that will take him back in time, in orbit around the Cycloids' home planet. The timeship is launched and reaches its destination as soon as the aliens are starting their attack. There, Duke starts a one-man war with the intention to destroy the Cycloid army, and most of the game happens on that alien planet, without a single human female in sight.

At the end, Duke returns to Earth, again in Doctor Proton's timeship. In orbit, he realizes he's about to witness the moment that would doom humanity: after a particularly heinous crime in Detroit, a group of local SJWs would start an armed revolution that would make the male gender essentially illegal. Duke's preemptive response is immediate: he nukes Detroit, like he wanted to do at the end of Duke Nukem 2.

Humanity is saved, but the Detroit incident convinces Doctor Proton to start a mediatic campaign to convince the people that Duke is a dangerous maniac, and they would be much safer if Doctor Proton himself was in charge. A new battle between Duke and Doctor Proton is about to start... but will be shown in Duke Nukem 6.
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User is offline   king karl 

#42

i don't think they should talk (except for sex jokes) they should be like the girls in the duke pad from DNF, or background characters to be rescued. thats all it takes really, but i doubt gearbox has the stones to do that in this day and age even though it would sell fine
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User is online   Trooper Dan 

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#43

Duke is a stripper fighting for stripper rights and he wants to rescue his coworkers and take them to stripper paradise where everyone can perform in peace.
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User is offline   Mark 

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#44

Instead of tipping the strippers with money, Duke is handing out flyers from the Union to organize a local chapter. That should help keep the opposition quiet.
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User is offline   Marya 

#45

go back to duke 3d style,Strippers should be random babes like their are in duke 3d possibly working for alien pimps. Captured girls can be rescued and provide some sort of bonus(Captured babes include babes just captured by aliens if you happen to come across any aliens stealing babes...Aliens don't capture strippers aliens only capture random babes, and this is purely based off a captured babe and aliens won't constantly be roaming to capture babes, to keep game loading contents simple Captured babes are like they are in duke 3d and aliens with captured babes are pre-set per level, though they might have a random spawn location.) same lewd content we had in duke 3d... same space stuff, along with down to earth levels. (maybe make some babes who have joined with the aliens?)

This post has been edited by Marya: 24 August 2019 - 11:38 AM

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#46

Really, I'd want the world around Duke to remain fairly grounded in reality unlike the final DNF but not overly politically correct. In fact, This short fan-film more or is what I had in mind. Have the opening to the game show Duke spending time at a Strip Club, Shit goes down and we see people evacuating all except for Duke who looks to his spilled bottle of beer. It sets the stakes while retaining a fair bit of silliness the series was known for.



This post has been edited by Mario123311: 02 September 2019 - 01:37 PM

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