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Captain Massive, on 23 April 2017 - 10:31 AM, said:
Build some confidence & you won't need that, I'm a womanizer so would never fap much less brag about it.
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#19711 Posted 23 April 2017 - 11:56 AM
This post has been edited by Forge: 23 April 2017 - 11:58 AM
#19712 Posted 23 April 2017 - 12:21 PM
Forge, on 23 April 2017 - 11:56 AM, said:
You realize that pussy is a cat right?
#19714 Posted 23 April 2017 - 01:01 PM
Forge, on 23 April 2017 - 12:55 PM, said:
BZZZZZZ WRONG Only if shes to dry.
Never slave to the twat
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#19715 Posted 23 April 2017 - 01:16 PM
don't make assumptions about me. I identify as an eleven fingered lesbian trapped in a man's body.
#19716 Posted 23 April 2017 - 01:22 PM
Forge, on 23 April 2017 - 01:16 PM, said:
don't make assumptions about me. I identify as an eleven fingered lesbian trapped in a man's body.
You're a good man in my eyes, lets leave it at that.
#19717 Posted 23 April 2017 - 02:00 PM
whakaliwood and VJ Emmie presents: Saving Captain Alex, the most action packed WWII movie in Uganda.
A free cup of much offended as an extra.
A free cup of much offended as an extra.
#19720 Posted 23 April 2017 - 10:36 PM
Forge, on 23 April 2017 - 07:23 AM, said:
It doesn't matter if you fap at home, fap on your old school mate's lawn ornaments, or just sit still in a corner. You still get the same check regardless. You're being paid for your time, not effort or production. Ergo time=money. Ergo-ergo time+walking+fapping+kicking lawn ornaments=money.
It does, but my actions in that time are relatively inconsequential. Hey, I'm trying to find employment or education, but as yet no luck.
You seem rather obsessed with fapping, or more specifically, my fapping. If you want to join my circlejerk, maybe duel some swords, all you're gotta do is ask, but I'm not paying for the plane ticket and you should know that I like to have a video on when I'm rubbing one out, I hope you don't mind hairy women as I'm kinda into this Venus Rosales chick at the moment, I hear she's been filming public fisting/BDSM videos as of late though. Not sure if you're into that?
For the record I found the "fap on your old school mate's lawn ornaments" quite funny, I just have this vision of some total loon turning up in the night to abuse garden gnomes.
Captain Massive, on 23 April 2017 - 12:21 PM, said:
You realize that pussy is a cat right?
He's done that before, it is approaching a point where it is somewhat concerning. Unfortunately I can't find it, but it was something to do with anal and then he started going on about cats versus his partner or something. Actually, it might have been Hank as their writing style is similar, but I'll just say it was Forge anyway.
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#19721 Posted 24 April 2017 - 04:11 AM
Randy is quite pathetic, almost feel sad for him. Almost.
Did you just assume [insert pronoun] gender?
Captain Massive, on 23 April 2017 - 01:22 PM, said:
You're a good man in my eyes, lets leave it at that.
Did you just assume [insert pronoun] gender?
This post has been edited by Sledgehammer: 24 April 2017 - 04:12 AM
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#19722 Posted 24 April 2017 - 04:20 AM
High Treason, on 22 April 2017 - 09:51 PM, said:
I don't see how time costs anything, or it doesn't cost me anything - I get paid the same amount every month regardless of whether I sit on my ass or not. Some day I may be old and unable to walk, in fact there was a time when I was unable to walk at all, so I may as well enjoy it while I can instead of wasting it.
Edit: The more I think about it, the more I believe that it actually costs less to walk somewhere than it does to sit at home all day. If I'm at home I will be using a lot of electricity, if I am not home then only a few low power devices are using electricity. Electricity costs money, around 20p kWh last time I checked plus some other charges which about double the cost. The tread on my shoes doesn't cost that much.
Edit: The more I think about it, the more I believe that it actually costs less to walk somewhere than it does to sit at home all day. If I'm at home I will be using a lot of electricity, if I am not home then only a few low power devices are using electricity. Electricity costs money, around 20p kWh last time I checked plus some other charges which about double the cost. The tread on my shoes doesn't cost that much.
On the contrary, you're likely to work up additional appetite if you're walking around all day as opposed to sitting down, and will spend more money on food, which might be more expensive than the electricity your house is using given the energy efficiency of a lot of technology these days.
#19726 Posted 24 April 2017 - 11:12 PM
Mr. Tibbs, on 24 April 2017 - 11:01 PM, said:
Does Randy think we forgot about Codehunters?
https://vimeo.com/7432584
#19727 Posted 24 April 2017 - 11:20 PM
HiPolyBash, on 24 April 2017 - 11:12 PM, said:
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
#19728 Posted 24 April 2017 - 11:35 PM
Mr. Tibbs, on 24 April 2017 - 11:01 PM, said:
I posted this a few posts up on this very page
#19729 Posted 24 April 2017 - 11:45 PM
Lunick, on 24 April 2017 - 11:35 PM, said:
I posted this a few posts up on this very page
To be fair, this is such a great Tweet that it's probably okay to post multiple times (know me before you judge me mods).
#19730 Posted 25 April 2017 - 12:14 AM
Lunick, on 24 April 2017 - 11:35 PM, said:
I posted this a few posts up on this very page
Upvoted cause you deserve it
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#19731 Posted 25 April 2017 - 04:54 PM
Since we're all getting ready to play Duke Nukem with N. Korea
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#19735 Posted 25 April 2017 - 08:00 PM
Micky C, on 25 April 2017 - 05:31 PM, said:
What's the 'damage radius' of N. Korea's nuclear weapons?
...asks the guy living in the country that just collectively with New Zealand basically told N. Korea to go fuck themselves.
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#19738 Posted 29 April 2017 - 12:07 PM
American mental retardation strikes again.
http://archive.is/uef1C
When Trump build asylums? This is not even funny anymore. Good thing she's not Japanese.
http://archive.is/uef1C
When Trump build asylums? This is not even funny anymore. Good thing she's not Japanese.
This post has been edited by Sledgehammer: 29 April 2017 - 12:08 PM
#19739 Posted 29 April 2017 - 12:46 PM
Wait until liberals watch the new movie "The Circle". The things Big Brother does and plans to do in that flim will have them jerking off in their seats.
Even worse was having to watch the trailer for Al Gore's sequel to An Inconvenient Truth.
Even worse was having to watch the trailer for Al Gore's sequel to An Inconvenient Truth.
This post has been edited by Mark.: 29 April 2017 - 12:47 PM
