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#15841

Fox was the one that rattled on about the complications of making it.

As I said. Yes, it's a good idea - but in reality it would never work because not everyone would tolerate it and some circumstances would be unsuitable for it's use such as people already pregnant, people with allergies/intolerances and others on other drugs with which it may interact.



I often wonder if people actually read what I write or just skim it and make the rest up. Perhaps I should communicate with retarded .GIFs instead so you can all comprehend what I am saying.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#15842

View PostThe Commander, on 18 January 2015 - 04:37 AM, said:

On another thought/rant.
All water in the world should have a drug in it that stops pregnancy, and if you want to have a child you have to get a pill to nullify the water the water drug. The pill would be free of course.

View PostThe Commander, on 18 January 2015 - 11:08 PM, said:

Why is this wrong, it's the best idea ever.

seriously, what is wrong with you.

you're somehow managing to be less offensive than usual. Make soylent green out of the 'extra' under-privileged babies and use the product to feed the poor and starving (coincidentally they are the ones breeding out of control, so the rest of us get to savor the irony).

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View PostHigh Treason, on 19 January 2015 - 03:32 AM, said:

I often wonder if people actually read what I write or just skim it and make the rest up. Perhaps I should communicate with retarded .GIFs instead so you can all comprehend what I am saying.


This post has been edited by Forge: 19 January 2015 - 06:23 AM

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User is offline   Mblackwell 

  • Evil Overlord

#15843

Just encourage women to get one of these things:
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Unwanted pregnancy problem solved.
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User is offline   Inspector Lagomorf 

  • Glory To Motherland!

#15844

View PostHigh Treason, on 19 January 2015 - 03:32 AM, said:

I often wonder if people actually read what I write or just skim it and make the rest up. Perhaps I should communicate with retarded .GIFs instead so you can all comprehend what I am saying.


Are you sure you didn't make a wrong turn at Albuquerque when looking for the Mensa chapter meet-up? Sometimes I wonder if you don't realize you're in the wrong place for an intellectual discussion.

This post has been edited by Comrade Major: 19 January 2015 - 07:38 AM

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#15845

It used to be possible around here. Not easy to get meaningful conversation in most places now and people in this community just aren't as easy to converse with anymore, must be something in the water.
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User is offline   The Commander 

  • I used to be a Brown Fuzzy Fruit, but I've changed bro...

#15846

View PostForge, on 19 January 2015 - 06:18 AM, said:

seriously, what is wrong with you.

you're somehow managing to be less offensive than usual.

Should I be swearing and ranting at others 24/7?
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#15847

Yeah having a kid has really made you gone soft
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User is offline   The Commander 

  • I used to be a Brown Fuzzy Fruit, but I've changed bro...

#15848

I aint having any more!
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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#15849

Sounds like some1 had an unexpected co-commander...

@Blackwell, those IU devices are notorious for complications. For instance when the uterine opening actually grows into the device.
Then again, all the forms of contraception have their complications.

View PostForge, on 19 January 2015 - 06:18 AM, said:

seriously, what is wrong with you.

Well lookie here, we agree on something hehe.

How do you manage to get :

A: a child
B: 1164 pts

with ideas like:

View PostThe Commander, on 18 January 2015 - 04:37 AM, said:

All water in the world should have a drug in it that stops pregnancy, and if you want to have a child you have to get a pill to nullify the water the water drug. The pill would be free of course.

I've heard of lightning striking the same place twice, but c'mon.

How did I inherit the "voice of reason" badge around here? You guys are cray cray.

This post has been edited by Robman: 19 January 2015 - 02:27 PM

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User is offline   HulkNukem 

#15850

You don't need special water or condoms or anything like that to stop yourself from having a kid.

Pulling out works, I am living proof of that. That's what my dad says anyways.
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  • Asswhipe [sic]

#15851

Bwahahahahaha! That was funny :lol:

Even if yer gonna go that route, it's a good idea to only be in there bareback for like 5min out of say half hour.
5min, pull out put on dome, go back at it.

This post has been edited by Robman: 19 January 2015 - 02:57 PM

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#15852

View PostRobman, on 19 January 2015 - 02:05 PM, said:

Sounds like some1 had an unexpected co-commander...

@Blackwell, those IU devices are notorious for complications. For instance when the uterine opening actually grows into the device.
Then again, all the forms of contraception have their complications.


They are notorious for that back when they had a poor design (actually what happened was perforation of the uterine lining which led to other potential complications). They used to be designed with odd shapes that had barbs and hooks and other weird shit. It's not really an issue now (unless your doctor completely fucks up, but that's the same with any procedure). It sure has fewer medical risks than pregnancy!

Also no hormones.


My wife and her friends (and her mother) have used them to great efficacy.

Edit: You can get a hormonal version (uses progesterone).
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#15853

Both types of IUDs work primarily by preventing sperm from fertilizing an egg. The copper IUD releases copper into the uterus, which works as a spermicide. The Mirena releases a form of the hormone progestin (levonorgestrel) into the uterus.

There's more kinds likely, point is that all together they do things that to me seem unnatural and potentially harmful. Wearing a dome is about the only legit way or just not having sex and we all know that's no fun.

Also if you plan to have a kid, the pleasure derived from having "tries" and finally being able to let loose would likely be ideal in this situation and for the health of everyone involved.

This post has been edited by Robman: 19 January 2015 - 03:23 PM

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#15854

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#15855

Careful what you wish for.

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User is offline   Mblackwell 

  • Evil Overlord

#15856

View PostRobman, on 19 January 2015 - 03:18 PM, said:

Both types of IUDs work primarily by preventing sperm from fertilizing an egg. The copper IUD releases copper into the uterus, which works as a spermicide. The Mirena releases a form of the hormone progestin (levonorgestrel) into the uterus.

There's more kinds likely, point is that all together they do things that to me seem unnatural and potentially harmful. Wearing a dome is about the only legit way or just not having sex and we all know that's no fun.

Also if you plan to have a kid, the pleasure derived from having "tries" and finally being able to let loose would likely be ideal in this situation and for the health of everyone involved.



If you're somehow responding to me... I know how they work.

It's about the most effective form of birth control outside of not having sex.

Also I have a kid already. :lol:
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#15857

View PostMblackwell, on 19 January 2015 - 06:37 PM, said:

It's about the most effective form of birth control outside of not having sex.

buttsex
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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#15858

View PostRobman, on 19 January 2015 - 03:18 PM, said:

just not having sex and we all know that's no fun.

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  #15859

View PostFox, on 19 January 2015 - 07:12 PM, said:

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I like to play with my Wii.
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User is offline   The Commander 

  • I used to be a Brown Fuzzy Fruit, but I've changed bro...

#15860

I'd rather stick that Wii remote up my ass than play that shitty console.
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User is offline   Lunick 

#15861

View PostThe Commander, on 19 January 2015 - 11:14 PM, said:

I'd rather stick that Wii remote up my ass than play that shitty console.


Not a fan of Waggle controls? There were plenty of motion free gaming if you wanted to go through the shovelware first.
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  • Evil Overlord

#15862

View PostThe Commander, on 19 January 2015 - 11:14 PM, said:

I'd rather stick that Wii remote up my ass than play that shitty console.



I mean, it might have shitty hardware but it has some of the best games of the last decade imo.
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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#15863

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User is offline   Max Payne 

  • Skinny little Russian liberal faggot

#15864

That is Colorful Godzilla there wonder what went up his tail there I'm guessing it's not a good thing :lol:
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  #15865


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User is offline   Max Payne 

  • Skinny little Russian liberal faggot

#15866

Oh I see this is post whatever you want thread, I was wondering what a colorful Godzilla or that crazy video was about :lol:
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#15867

This is way better than the Discovery Channel!





This post has been edited by DustFalcon85: 20 January 2015 - 01:03 PM

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  • The Original Shitposter

#15868

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#15869

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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#15870

Charlie, where'd you go? Don't leave me here with these guys! :lol:


Also.. what the hell is going on in the above gif?

This post has been edited by Robman: 21 January 2015 - 01:03 PM

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