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itech = Blackharted 2.0

Itech=Blackharted 2.0 =major exacerbating idiot who tries to make things more and more pejorative. Pardon my insouciant attitude, because I am very much amused by this person's poor attempts at whatever it is he is trying to do, but not succeeding.

This thread sucks now.

This thread always sucked.

Comrade Major, on 10 June 2014 - 03:46 PM, said:

No. He's just a triple decker stack of fuck tarded.

I'll be gracious and give him the benefit of doubt that he has various talents. But it seems like he is off his meds and can't stop telling all of us "new people" all about his life story that his old friends got tired of hearing about. I didn't know him in the old forum so I don't know if this is the real him or if he will calm down after a week or two.

Forge, on 11 June 2014 - 03:57 PM, said:

And "you fuck trannies!... hehe... Tranny... /fap /fap /fap" is what a 12 year old Emo kid with lingering transsexual tendencies would put in the comments section of an Emocore Youtube video as a reply on some 40-year old asking the release date of this new zombie movie - not original either. I could have gone colorful, like in the old days when I tried perpetuating the universal truth "You can't win a flaming contest from MTS". But believe it or not, I don't believe in flaming on internet forums anymore because it's pointless. I was the best, I know that, so there's no reason to test or prove my wit and talking big on the net doesn't help prove you're bad-ass; Beating the shit out of big/multiple/armed/martial artist/bodybuilder people in real life does (and I did all that before), instead of clenching your prostate to prevent yourself from pissing your pants in your last conscious moments in order to ensure the paramedics will not scare away from presenting you with adequate care once bystandards call 9/11 after finding you on the sidewalk making suckling motions with your mouth during a dream of the safety and warmth of momma's hairy 3-nipple chest. Let flaming be the exclusive birth-right for assholes full of hot air in the direct vicinity of a lighter.

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I used to use expensive words as much as possible on web forums. I thought it would show people how smart I really was. Turns out, it just makes people think you're an annoying know-it-all little bitch. Just a tip!

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Thank you. I don't take any "meds" though, and have studied medicine, neurology and psychiatry so I'm pretty sure I have no real problems besides Tourette's (no, I don't involuntarily swear, that's just in 10% of cases and very rare, I just have some nervous ticks). Well to be honest, everyone has everything if you follow DSM-V, however, I consider that book the epitome of Pseudoscience. I believe only a handful of real psychiatric disorders exist, and the sole reason they are considered psychiatric disorders is that we haven't found the neurological causes yet.

Don't worry, I'll just be posting this week regularly, I have tons of tings to do afterwards.

So......we all got to you did we? Well, I've been called worse by far better than you. Annoying bitch? Lol. You have a lot of room to talk, don't you? Stop and think. With all of your long winded trolling garbage, who is an annoying bitch? You are. Macho you aren't. Pathetic? Yes. Well, you have a nice day, dear. I think I'll go and have some fun taking a long walk. 'Bye, sweetie!

grouchbag, on 12 June 2014 - 04:54 AM, said:

You might not understand due to possibly a less than functional pre-frontal cortex, but I am a 30 year old man with a lot of real-life responsibility. I can't act like a 15 year old for your entertainment. Remember that was my age when I first started posting on Duke forums. Besides, if you were actually annoyed by me, why didn't you really hit that "ignore" button you showed in a screenie previously? I could insult you on a million different levels, but does that make me feel like a man? I am well respected in my community and have a nice rep of "that guy's crazy and will fuck you up" as well as "that's the famous dude" - I don't need to prove my manliness or importance with shitty comments. I have met celebrities like Johnny Depp and Jason Statham and worked with others, I worked in the movie and TV industry, was featured in the world press, have a page on Variety and am mentioned on Wikipedia, have been seen on the silver screen in the US and Cannes, am known by The Kremlin (when stupid-ass press went to ask them for comments on my Putin game), have famously fought gangs by myself and won, why would I still need to insult people on a forum to feel good about myself or feel accomplishment, or "like a big man"? You might have to as your posts insinuate an insatiable need to impress your peers, but I don't. In fact, in this period in my life, I like peace and quiet as the previous part was too hectic and dramatic even for my standards. Stability is what I need. In fact, you can be glad I'm in this forum acting all casual and responding to your shit, how many actors or game developers do you know that still do that?

I'm actually here not only to crap on the new Bomb Shell game, but with a slight ulterior motive - as a next post will prove. After that you'll see me perhaps once every two weeks tops depending on developments in the industry, so don't worry, you won't even have to hit that "ignore" button soon (though you'd do me a favor if you did).

That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 failures, George and Scott, pleasing George when Scott's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down George's thick shaft, tasting his nacho cheesy pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. George growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his hairy Cheeto encrusted hands at either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast gut and man tits, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging George to fill me up. His Dorito encrusted nails dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his sweaty areola in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on George's credit card statement. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his Cheeto laced palms in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel him inside me, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his gooch hair. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven. But it keeps flowing. It won't stop. I begin to feel it backing up from my intestines into my stomach. I quickly vomit up cum and bile, unable to contain myself.

"George, stop, when will it be over?!"

"When it's done."

The world goes black. I wake up in the ER an hour later, the nurse laughing at me behind my back. World Championship Poker is playing on my room's television. At least he had enough love inside himself to drop me off.

I look on the nightstand and see a note:

"P.S. The Geo Metro needs it's seats cleaned. I'll send you the bill. <3 GB"

iTech, on 12 June 2014 - 03:09 AM, said:

It wasn't even the fact that you breached the subject of questionable parental sexual and gender orientation. Your crude and plebeian method was, to say the least, quite unremarkable and failed to achieve expectations.

I enjoy a little playful teasing and mildly denigrate banter, but the illusion is broken when one of the involved individuals doesn't maintain the anticipated level of stimulating wit.
The presumed retort of cleverness and subtlety has been spoiled. You used a ten pound sledgehammer to drive a two penny nail.

You started a "troll" thread and then didn't perform at the level you project yourself as being.


Anyone have a good recipe for cheesecake?

Actually, my iq has nothing to do with anything. As for real life responsibilities? I've already met mine. I happen to be retired. You've been on the silver screen, and you like name dropping about different actors. I am not impressed. I don't need to impress my peers . I am a person who enjoys Duke 3d. That is all that matters. And no, I don't think you are a man. You are just a little boy, and a very frustrated one at that. Oh yes. The one thig we are equal on, is we are both members of this forum. I alsl think that people are tired of our verbal sparring. So little one, I am done with you. Stop being such a whiny brat and grow up. My apologies to everyone who has read this boring thread. So I will wish everyone a good day and read a good book, and maybe the neww duke map. Ain't like wonderful with Duke in it?

Want some troll bait?

iTech, on 11 June 2014 - 03:36 AM, said:

To be honest if you look at the kind of shit you post it would be very easy to assume you're an idiot.

Nowhere have I said that there is no unemployment problem in Belgium. You do however keep claiming that you're a wicked cool programmer and better than 100 programmers combined - yet you can't find a programming job. I call the biggest bullshit I have ever called.
Also, yes, taxation here is insanely high. What on Earth makes you think I disagree with that? It's one of the main reasons I voted for NVA. Hope the next right-wing government (if we get one) will fix some shit ruined by socialists.

Don't get worked up, reading your nonsense is entertaining.

Sangman, on 12 June 2014 - 11:57 AM, said:

My rule of thumb is that those who brag about being awesome at something aren't nearly as good as they say they are.

Well, there's nothing wrong with having some pride in a certain skill, but making outlandish statements like we've witnessed here is just stupid.

Forge, on 12 June 2014 - 08:57 AM, said:

Yep, right here, almost like 'mom' made it
http://www.simplyrec...ect_cheesecake/

Sangman, on 12 June 2014 - 12:13 PM, said:

Yeah. Saying stuff like 'well I'm good at x" is fine, but bragging about how you found every flaw in the DSM-V while doing the work of an 50+ person programming team better than they did and talking 1 on 1 with Vladmir Putin and watching a movie your 3D models appeared in tells me you're not all that good at what you say you are.

So, this is one of the fabulous games made by idTech

Hank, on 12 June 2014 - 12:15 PM, said:

You totally failed this.

>reading the DSM-V

Have fun with those pharmajewticals.

Protected by Viper, on 12 June 2014 - 12:46 PM, said:

Can you get me an appointment with that doctor? I could use some vicadin.

Vicodin? That's pussy shit. Oxycontin bro. Take an OC30 and forget what bad feelings are.

Or you could just be a Manly Man™ and bite through the pain

Sangman, on 12 June 2014 - 12:57 PM, said:

Who said anything about pain?

I can't believe you lesser beings haven't evolved to DMT yet.

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It was the first version, made in 30 hours, try to do that you little 22-year old "snotneuske", the subsequent versions; (from Wikipedia):

Reception
Reception for the game was generally mixed. GameZone criticized the game for being difficult and buggy, but overall advocated at least giving the game a try as "amusing way to pass time", and compared it favorably to Hudson Soft's Adventure Island video game from the 1980s.[7] Kotaku was less enthusiastic, referring to the game as "pretty awful".

And what idTech? did you smoke crack through your anus? You mean the job application I posted in another forum mentioning MegaTexture? I bet, with a lot of patience, I could explain even to a completely retarted "snotbel" like you how do that in half a day. Since you appear so impressed by "Mega Texture", you must be a really poor script-kiddie-level programmer.

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Sometimes, I look back and look at my life and my persona in disbelief as well, but what can I say, that's what happens. Yes, I'm good at sports, mathematics, programming, science, I look good, I'm creative, I'm a bad-ass, ... I'm a "Renaissance man", like Da Vinci, it's the only explanation I got. These things just happen to me, that's just the way it is.

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Wait... I was with you until you said you voted or the NVA... What?! Psssh;.. Pussy. Again, I'll add you to my FB, take a look there and see how many politicians I personally know. You kid, are an idiot. If you want to know why you're an idiot, PM me and I will explain it to you.
And if you have such wonderful employment, please tell me where you work and I will send my resume. Afterwards, tell me why I wasn't hired. In fact, don't, as I probably already applied for a job in your company, as I can't even find a company I haven't applied for as of yet. Last time I did, I had to work in London and was the only applicant. They cancelled the project as a result. People invite me over to see if I'm really as skilled as I say I am in my resume. When they see I am, I notice a grin of jealousy and they send me walking with some bullshit excuse. All the crazy garage-hacker prodigies I know, have the same problem. The guys that just are only good at PHP, cold fusion hibernate and SQL, they all have jobs correct. And walk from one company to the other. But what about the guys that can design CPUs out of ductape, tin foil and paper (like I once tried as a teen), forget about it.

I applied for a job as an Android programmer in Leuven recently. They didn't hire me, although I proved to be the most experienced Android programmer in Belgium. I called the "Interim" (commercial unemployment office), know what they said? "Mike is a cowboy/hacker that probably doesn't function well in a team". Regardless of the fact I have never worked in a team so they must be clairvoyant. I applied for a 3D coding job before that, the only one I ever found in Belgium. Know what they said? "We don't need a wizard that spends his days here coding 3D Engines". No, because they work with magical "Unity"... Afterwards, they did call me and asked to do the entire R&D for a new 3D technology, after which they offered me a role as CTO in they company they're start around it. They are claiming 100 million Euros in "projected turn-over the first 8 years" So i start coding in C++ for 6 platforms at once (a language I'm sure "kakmannekes" like you, that don't even know Java properly when they graduate, are an expert in)
untill I find out the tech I'm supposed to developed has been patented since 2006 and commercialized successfully since 2010. Also, the first such tech was put online on 1998. I signed an "NDA" and can't say what it's about, lets just say they were right to claim "all other programmers said it was impossible before you"

You're the kind of guy I'd give "drie lappen rond de oren en u met uw onderbroek op straat gooien" if I met you.

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It wasn't even the fact that you breached the subject of questionable parental sexual and gender orientation. Your crude and plebeian method was, to say the least, quite unremarkable and failed to achieve expectations.

I enjoy a little playful teasing and mildly denigrate banter, but the illusion is broken when one of the involved individuals doesn't maintain the anticipated level of stimulating wit.
The presumed retort of cleverness and subtlety has been spoiled. You used a ten pound sledgehammer to drive a two penny nail.

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For this, I apologize. I was doubting your intentions, and that come-back of mine has a back story. It's not me to say something like that.

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You assume you are on my level as you try to subscribe significance to "our" conversation. You're not, and I frankly think very little of you. You claim to be retired, without me ever hearing anything about your achievements in life. I hope you are satisfied spending eternity in a grave knowing, that you were nothing.

Jimmy, on 12 June 2014 - 12:40 PM, said:

I just keep loving your comments. Does that make me anti-Semitic?

I should edit my last post, but won't. I misspelled a few words, I confess it was not on purpose. When I reread it, had to lol. It felt nice being an ordinary human being. The Duke 3d map I played was great. Have a good one!