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The Troll Thread "All your trolling in here please"
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#32 Posted 10 June 2014 - 06:39 PM
iTech, on 10 June 2014 - 12:45 PM, said:
This thread is dedicated to...
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#34 Posted 10 June 2014 - 07:07 PM
Why the yay? You're quite obviously nothing more tha an insignificant little turd who thinks he can float. But in reality, I still think you are a pusillanimous and vociferous ninny suffering from a huge case of ennui. Get real. Go join 4 chan.
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#35 Posted 10 June 2014 - 07:14 PM
grouchbag, on 10 June 2014 - 07:07 PM, said:
Why the yay? You're quite obviously nothing more tha an insignificant little turd who thinks he can float. But in reality, I still think you are a pusillanimous and vociferous ninny suffering from a huge case of ennui. Get real. Go join 4 chan.
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#36 Posted 10 June 2014 - 07:16 PM
iTech, on 10 June 2014 - 05:09 PM, said:
Seems fine to me since the magazine and the chamber are empty.
#38 Posted 10 June 2014 - 07:47 PM
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#40 Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:25 PM
Protected by Viper, on 10 June 2014 - 08:24 PM, said:
iTech is a God damn nagger!
He does nag.
#41 Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:17 PM
Protected by Viper, on 10 June 2014 - 08:24 PM, said:
iTech is a G*d damn n****r
wow man!!! language much!!?!?!??!
#43 Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:17 AM
Protected by Viper, on 10 June 2014 - 08:24 PM, said:
iTech is a G*d damn n****r
I hate J***. All types of J***. I put J*** in an oven once with my buddy Dolph from nextdoor and it just made the J*** worse.
Since J*** can be found in almost every country in the world, and a lot of bad things happen to people everywhere, I cannot help but blame the J***.
So kids, just say no to Juice. (unless it's mixed with Vodka)
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#44 Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:41 AM
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Why the yay? You're quite obviously nothing more tha an insignificant little turd who thinks he can float. But in reality, I still think you are a pusillanimous and vociferous ninny suffering from a huge case of ennui. Get real. Go join 4 chan.
Wha?
Here's a picture of a Shitbox 380.
#45 Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:03 AM
Okay, you're so full of shit, it hurts. Either you're socially retarded or a masterful troll... Seeing as the only friend on your profile is blackharted I'm gonna suspect the latter. 
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#46 Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:29 AM
Sangman, on 11 June 2014 - 03:03 AM, said:
Okay, you're so full of shit, it hurts. Either you're socially retarded or a masterful troll... Seeing as the only friend on your profile is blackharted I'm gonna suspect the latter.
when were you going to look at the thread title?
#47 Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:36 AM
Sangman, on 11 June 2014 - 03:03 AM, said:
Okay, you're so full of shit, it hurts. Either you're socially retarded or a masterful troll... Seeing as the only friend on your profile is blackharted I'm gonna suspect the latter.
Hey fuck you pal, I'd expect this shit from anyone but not someone that lives in a 200 mile radius vicinity. I'm not socially retarted. If you didn't notice, there is no economy in half the goddamn country so unless you're a perfect candidate for a given job (ie. you did the same work at a rival company previously, you have a starterskaart, or you have a ton of degrees) you're fucked. Try explaining you played a bar tender in 3 productions while trying to find a job in a restaurant but are willing to learn the real deal and see what answer you get. or go apply for a job in the factory and mention you are a programmer... Or why don't you apply for a programming job and explain you worked in a factory for a month? Go on, see how you will be fed the "but you don't have experience in this, you're a programmer/factory worker/actor, sorry" Now I realize a lot of people that do have jobs think it's not like that (The fat man never believes the starving man that he's hungry) but having a GF that works for the VDAB should make you one of the few to realize what the fuck is going on since everyone I know that works there flatly states that the economy is fucked and people are trying but can't find what is not there. Because biased media perpetuates that everything is alright doesn't make it so. Like a politician recently said (but was misunderstood): You need a good CV to find a job (http://trends.knack....00432615553.htm)
We pay THE MOST TAXES ON THE PLANET. I've known this chart for years but recently a new chart made the news (I wonder how)
. Ask an American if he'd go to work 40 hours a week for 1500 Dollars a month? We pay the most taxes, and earn peanuts while also having the most expensive housing market in Europe. All this contributes to the current state of affairs - companies leaving and businesses working with Temps in 70% of the cases (or short-term contracts) since they cannot afford to lose even the smallest amount of money or they go belly-up.Don't try to tell me there's no problem, I've got 30 buddies all from my region all in the exact same shitty situation. We sit around at the VDAB and cry along with the employees about the hopelessness of the economy, I don't know where you live, but down here you say shit like "There's work, go find it" while someone's kids are starving at home and the guy's fingers are bleeding from paper cuts of carrying around his resume 5 hours a day for the past 3 years and you get thrown into oncoming traffic.
This post has been edited by iTech: 11 June 2014 - 03:37 AM
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#48 Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:59 AM
you can't get a job because you spend too much time taking selfies and trolling gaming forums
#49 Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:59 AM
Wow. I am so confused, so like are u still trolling? Is 400 a week actually a poor wage in your opinion? Seems like honest pay for hard work. Anyways maybe you actor types feel entitled to more, hmmmm entitlement, an Americans favorite past time. You should of swam across when Broussad said he'd hire you.
#50 Posted 11 June 2014 - 04:44 AM
Forge, on 11 June 2014 - 03:59 AM, said:
you can't get a job because you spend too much time taking selfies and trolling gaming forums
That actually made me laugh somehow. Nah, I'm just on a break. I had an unfortunate mishap and am still recovering, hence the time mess around a bit. I'll fall off soon.
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Wow. I am so confused, so like are u still trolling? Is 400 a week actually a poor wage in your opinion? Seems like honest pay for hard work. Anyways maybe you actor types feel entitled to more, hmmmm entitlement, an Americans favorite past time. You should of swam across when Broussad said he'd hire you.
The average income in the US is $50,233 In Belgium it's $27,811 which is much less in comparison but still a lot more than a lot of European countries, but wait; Down here, you pay more taxes than anywhere on earth (on income), in the US you pay less taxes. Real Estate is amongst the most expensive in Europe, so no, 400 a week is not enough which is why the majority of families are required to have two full-time working members just to survive. I know Americans that easily earn 3000-5000 a month for a the same type of job that would fetch you that 1500 dollars. So how about social security? In Belgium, the largest part of the taxes witheld on your gross wage goes to social security. In the US that's not the case. So are our hospitals and doctors free? Hell no, in the US at least you've got "free hospitals", good luck finding that here. Calling an ambulance and going in for two weeks can set you back over a thousand dollars. So why pay all this social security in the first place? Unemployment benefits? Good luck with your 500 dollars (when you live with someone) or 1,240 Dollars (when you live alone) a month in one of the most expensive countries in Europe where the average rent is 1100 Euros a month!
Actors get payed very little or nothing at all in a lot of cases down here. Anyone thinking otherwise is not an actor and not an insider in this industry. Even crew members volunteer. Unless you're doing commercials, that is, then you can make a ton of money, but you'll have to keep doing commercials because one big check a year isn't gonna cut it. When you've got a part in a soap opera or TV Series, you'll get 75 Euros a day and have to pay your own taxes on 50% of that, or you simply are payed 1400+- Euros a months for a Monday-Friday 8-5 job where in reality you aren't even home at 9 PM.
This post has been edited by iTech: 11 June 2014 - 04:49 AM
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#53 Posted 11 June 2014 - 05:48 AM
iTech, on 10 June 2014 - 03:11 PM, said:
Acting doesn't pay off in this country either...
iTech, on 11 June 2014 - 04:44 AM, said:
I'm just on a break. I had an unfortunate mishap and am still recovering...
starred in german schiza porn on chili night?
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#54 Posted 11 June 2014 - 08:16 AM
Forge, on 11 June 2014 - 05:48 AM, said:
starred in german schiza porn on chili night?
Actually, I was shooting with a slingshot near the abandoned nuclear power plant trying to procure dinner, when my favorite marble ended up falling on the rim of the cooling tower. So I climbed up it and once on top I got a text message by my neighbor saying he saw gangsters enter my house. Cursing and shouting (because they didn't make an appointment), I fell into the nuclear reactor. Who knew those things were always on? In any case, the reactor exploded and I shat Cherenkov radiation for a month (it's kinda blue and smells like freshly cut dandelions). Also, the gangsters didn't take anything. In fact, they left their wallets next to my Soviet Weapons collection (right next to the jars of cut-off ear lobes, penises and virgin hymen I collect from people that cut in line in the supermarket).
Also, I just fell off my bike and cracked some ribs.
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#56 Posted 11 June 2014 - 10:10 AM
iTech, on 11 June 2014 - 08:16 AM, said:
Also, I just fell off my bike and cracked some ribs.
i understand. bike being code for transgender prostitutes. those things are dangerous and should come with a warning label in place of a tramp stamp.
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#58 Posted 11 June 2014 - 11:50 AM
ReaperMan, on 10 June 2014 - 09:25 PM, said:
He does nag.
"I'd like to solve the puzzle!"
#59 Posted 11 June 2014 - 12:58 PM
Forge, on 11 June 2014 - 10:10 AM, said:
i understand. bike being code for transgender prostitutes. those things are dangerous and should come with a warning label in place of a tramp stamp.
Wait... Are you telling me that the bitch I fucked thinking it was your mother, was actually your father?
Oh shit... /Washes dick with potassium nitrate
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#60 Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:57 PM
so you had to resort to parent/mother sex insults?
how pedestrian.
after all those colorful stories i was anticipating so much better.
disappointing.
how pedestrian.
after all those colorful stories i was anticipating so much better.
disappointing.
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