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The worst job I ever had. What's yours?

#1

The worst job I ever had wasnt when I was busing tables at 17 years of age. No, strangly it was a job I had for two weeks and then quit, about 3 weeks back. I was looking to make extra money (bail bonds just isnt paying, too many others doing it), so I took a job as a new car salesmen at a dealership that sells Nissan.

It was horrible. Managment was all fucked up, yelling obsenities at salesmen, and basically doing nothing all day but telling jokes to each other in their glass cubical office. I had to work between 9 and 11.5 hours every day of the week but one (every other sunday off), and only got paid 350 dollars DRAW per week! For about 53 hours work! The job literally tears you up physically and you have no pay in return. Oh, you get a commission if you sell a car, but nobody who comes on the lot seems to have any credit, and gets turned away. I was lucky to sell one new car, but then horrified to learn it only paid 300 dollars commission, which doesnt even cover my draw for one week! What a fucking joke.

350 dollars for 53 hours comes out to around 6.60 per hour which is way under minimum. It seems they can do this by calling it a "draw", which means if you make a commission that is higher, you get the commission instead. How is this shit legal? I think the goverment should FORCE minimum wage.

Since they pay the draw to everyone, they can make you stay as long as you like so they have too many salesmen there every day, and they dont care. If you dont sell a certain amount by the 15th, the last half of the month you have to stay 11.5 hours every day, no days off. That works out to 75 hours a week, for 350 dollars. How the fuck can they get away with this shit? Where is the goverment?

Oh, and before I left I learned this: cash incentives are often not mentioned to the customer. And usually the salesmen are not included in that money either. What a rip. My advice...never work in the car sales biz.
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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Outta jail, back in rehab

#2

Never had one. Welcome to The Baby Boomers' America.
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User is offline   TerminX 

  • el fundador

  #3

Does moderating the DNF section on the 3DR forums count?
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User is offline   Hank 

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View PostTerminX, on 06 April 2013 - 06:40 PM, said:

Does moderating the DNF section on the 3DR forums count?

Yes Posted Image

Mine was The Home Depot, for urgent cash. However I learned how to deal with shit and still smile Posted Image
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User is online   Lunick 

#5

Job? :)
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User is offline   Inspector Lagomorf 

  • Glory To Motherland!

#6

Food service. College dining hall. I could tell stories that would last for pages and pages, but I won't. At least I got physically fit on the job.
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User is offline   Micky C 

  • Honored Donor

#7

Not really a job, but a few years ago my school forced me and my year group to do community service for a week. I ended up in a nursing home. It was the most depressing thing ever, seeing all those people so dependant on others, and the possibility that you yourself could end up like that one day. To make things worse, they didn't really have anything for us to do, and then got angry that we weren't doing anything. The result of sheer stress and boredom probably made that the worst week of my life.
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User is offline   Jeff 

#8

If I had to name one, it was a job working in a restaurant where the guy running it was like Gordon Ramsay. He was Irish, and had a really bad temper.
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User is offline   Kathy 

#9

$350 per week is worst you had? :)
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User is offline   CruX 

#10

Oh man, worst job? During my junior and senior years in high school I was in a collegiate program, so there really wasn't time, but as soon as I graduated, my folks were pretty much shoving me out the door to go find one. Mind you, I didn't have a car or a licence, so I was kinda desperate to get something held down because until I had the money to get those things on my own, my brother was going to have to bus me back and forth to work. Very first "job" I interviewed for and actually got was this shitty calling center in downtown Houston called "Public Safety Services". The place was a total fucking joke and still is. The idea is that they call people to solicit donations to fund-raise for local police fraternities, but it was all just a bullshit front; the calling center pockets practically all of the money.

You worked six days out of the week, six and a half hours a day with no breaks and you spent the entire time wedged between other people (no cubicles) holding onto a big early 90's-era phone receiver because the center was too cheap to bother buying headsets (the managers that worked there didn't handle the actual phone calls and often joked about how we would all have carpal tunnel). As a "representative" you didn't do any dialing; the calls were automatically placed, so you just sat there waiting for someone to pickup, spending those few precious seconds trying to figure out how to pronounce their last name.

There are two departments; there was their larger cold-calling department that just solicits people randomly, and then there was their "TAPS" department. I forget what TAPS was an acronym for, but it basically focused on calling people who already donated. The interviewer liked my voice and put me on TAPS the first few days I worked. You'd think that'd be easier because the people I was talking to already forked money over, but they were usually just really pissed off that we were calling them again (I had one guy tell me that he'd donated just the week prior to my call) and tended to get nasty and while I took offense personally, I totally understood why. After two days of being on TAPS and generating exactly zero revenue for the center, they busted me down to the main department, and it was there that I learned about their discriminatory wage policies. Before I started working there, the interviewer told me NOT to discuss my pay-rate (10$/hr), but when I got moved to the main floor, a black guy that was sitting next to me was complaining about how they hadn't given him a raise in nearly two years and that he was still making only 8 dollars an hour. I guess he read the incredulous look on my face, because he asked how much I was making and proceeded to audibly (and justifiably) freak the fuck out when I told him. He started asking other white people in the room and by and by it became obvious that every white person was getting started at 10 dollars an hour, whereas every black or Hispanic person was only getting 8.

The center told people that they interviewed that we had to make it through at least one week, otherwise we wouldn't get paid and since this was my first job and I was pretty naive, I didn't question it. I tried pretty hard to stick it out, but the next two days got even worse when all of the non-white people stopped showing up. Eventually the managers traced it back to me telling someone about my pay-rate and they tried to pin the whole thing on me. When confronted, I pretty much lied and told the manager that I simply told the black guy what the interviewers told me; that they started EVERYONE out at 10 dollars an hour (which, in itself wasn't a lie. They really did say that). They let me off the hook, but the next day I made it through the first two hours of the shift and then ducked out, figuring I'd just cut my losses and look for something that didn't suck phenomenal amounts of ass. I didn't see or hear from them till about six or seven months later, when they sent me a w-2 form in the mail, apparently wanting me to file income taxes for income I never actually received. That led to a really pleasant phone conversation.

EDIT - Holy hell, that was TL;DR.

This post has been edited by Emerica: 07 April 2013 - 05:52 AM

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User is offline   Sangman 

#11

I guess I'm lucky to be an IT guy because I got an alright job (good pay, nice work environment) straight out of college... Was invited to an interview there before I even graduated.

However before that I did have some shitty student jobs during summer. But they don't really count I suppose.

This post has been edited by Sangman: 07 April 2013 - 04:07 AM

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User is offline   Mark 

#12

Mine was a 4 month summer job working as a laborer for a waterproofing and mudjacking company. Being the "grunt" worker I spent the day hauling tools and supplies to all the higher skilled construction guys. Hauling many wheelbarrows of concrete from the truck to the building, sometimes along planks over holes in the ground, uphill and downhill. Cleaning up after everyone else on the job site. When it came to waterproofing, after the basement walls were exposed after digging around them I wold jump down into the pit with buckets of tar and a brush to coat all the walls. I had real long hair at the time and it was too hot in the summer to wear a cap so I ended up with a few unexpected mini-haircuts to get the tar out and had to eventually throw out some shirts and pants. These were usually 12 hour days and 6 days a week. When I got back home I would stay awake just long enough to eat something, clean up and go right to bed. Then wake up the next day to do it all again. But the feeling of accomplishment at the end of a hard day helped to make it a little easier to bear. Plus I was making about 5 dollars an hour which was slightly more than minimum wage at the time.
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User is offline   Kathy 

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View PostEmerica, on 07 April 2013 - 03:21 AM, said:

The center told people that they interviewed that we had to make it through at least one week, otherwise we wouldn't get paid and since this was my first job and I was pretty naive, I didn't question it. I tried pretty hard to stick it out, but the next two days got even worse when all of the non-white people stopped showing up. Eventually the managers traced it back to me telling someone about my pay-rate and they tried to pin the whole thing on me.

What the fuck...
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#14

my worst job?

back in '87 i had my girlfriend in the huckle-buckle and was performing the long stoke when i slipped out and hit her in the pooper.
she accused me of doing it on purpose and was mad at me for a month.
that's probably the worst job i did

This post has been edited by Forge: 07 April 2013 - 08:13 AM

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User is offline   Mark 

#15

That job could have been way worse. After slipping in the "wrong one" you might have accidently called out her sister's name in a moment of passion.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#16

i tried the 8 second rodeo on my wife several years back. instead of getting mad and trying to buck me off, she collapsed and went limp like a wet noodle then asked me when if i was in yet
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User is offline   Kathy 

#17

The hell is going on here?
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#18

when i was six i got a model jet airplane for my birthday.

it was pretty complicated for my age level and i hadn't really built any models before that

i ended up breaking a bunch of the little pieces, the glue stuck to everything, including the newspaper i was working on, and i tried to paint it as well. i wanted it white with red stripes, but the paints got mixed because i didn't know to let the first coat dry before adding the stripes. the colors combined and i ended up with a pink airplane that looked like it had crashed into a paper recycling center.

that was a pretty bad job too

This post has been edited by Forge: 07 April 2013 - 09:34 AM

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User is offline   Person of Color 

  • Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#19

I worked for Geek Squad for like two weeks and walked out.

Sorry, but I have morals. I'm not charging someone $250 for a reformat that Best Buy corporate mandates I fuck up by loading ancient restore discs.
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#20

Good for you. I deal with Best Buy and they are helpful and have some good merchendise, but damn they charge a lot for reformats etc -
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User is offline   blackharted3 

  • Resident Dufus

#21

Well my worst job has to be, when I worked for my local supermarket. Doesn't sound hard or boring does it? Wrong! They told me I'd be working the checkout, but somehow I ended up, stuck outside in the freezing cold, trying to sell clubcards. I would normally say no and speak up, I needed the money, so the I was for two week straight saying to people at the entrance "Do you have a clubcard?" Almost all of them said "No", so it was totally pointless in every single way.

Adding to the mind numbing boring as hell work, they couldn't be bothered to give me a badge with my name on it for the first week, so that was awkward. The management, keep calling me "Trainee"and just sat on the asses all day long, giving me funny looks. I think they knew all along that what I was doing was completely irrelevant, and just wanted me out of their way.

Finally after 2 dreadful weeks the made me put reduced price tags on almost expired stock, but that didn't last, and before long I was back for 6 hours in the blistering cold selling those damn cards again.

Needless to say, I quit after my first paycheck and have never shopped there since.

Also does rehab count as a job? :P :) Kidding!
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User is offline   faked 

#22

This is an apology for you Duel. I Know what happened now.I was trying to submit my post when an error page came up and said I had to wait 30 secs to post or something.Somehow your quote got mixed in,probably I was not paying enough attention.Again,I'm sorry. I am making an effort to correct my mistake.

This post has been edited by grouchbag: 08 April 2013 - 02:27 AM

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User is offline   faked 

#23

My worst job was being a cocktail waitress in Nevada.A drunk fell on me one night at work,was helped up by security,and then he took a swing at me and missed.Good thing he tipped well in advance.
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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Outta jail, back in rehab

#24

View Post486DX2, on 07 April 2013 - 02:23 PM, said:

I worked for Geek Squad for like two weeks and walked out.

Sorry, but I have morals. I'm not charging someone $250 for a reformat that Best Buy corporate mandates I fuck up by loading ancient restore discs.

All the Geek Squad people I've encountered are mouth-breathing Simians.
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User is offline   Person of Color 

  • Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#25

If you know how to fix a problem, and it isn't an approved method (by corporate), you can get written up and fired for it.

The amount of automated tools they use is disgusting.

You can't manually load drivers when you reinstall Windows. You have to use a restore disc. If the customer lost it, tough shit.

They don't want to hire real technicians.
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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Outta jail, back in rehab

#26

Welcome to America where everything is made up and logic doesn't matter.
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User is offline   blackharted3 

  • Resident Dufus

#27

@Grouchbag why did you quote me without saying anything?
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User is offline   faked 

#28

This is just trying to correct my fuckup. Sorry for the inconvenience! Please look at above post where I accidently quoted you. God,do I feel dumb!

This post has been edited by grouchbag: 08 April 2013 - 02:33 AM

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User is online   Lunick 

#29

View Postgrouchbag, on 08 April 2013 - 01:57 AM, said:

Huh? I quoted you? If so,I do apologize for that.Maybe I was half asleep or just plain goofed.I'm sorry! If this is a joke, LOL?


http://forums.duke4....post__p__154323

This post. Just a few above this.
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User is offline   faked 

#30

View PostLunick, on 08 April 2013 - 02:04 AM, said:

http://forums.duke4....post__p__154323

This post. Just a few above this.

I sure hope I corrected my screw up!If I try any further,I think I would just make it worse.This is what retirement can do to a person.But I'm usually so busy,there isn't much time for sleep.
One thing I will say,all of you in this forum have been really great! I Think I'll try to get some sleep now.....if I can.
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