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Feb 15 2010, 06:04 AM
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Mr.Flibble stole my avatar! |
Feb 15 2010, 06:51 AM
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Where have you been for the past... 6 pages?
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Feb 15 2010, 07:34 AM
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Feb 15 2010, 09:12 AM
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Are you tired of following the tracks of this thread since Post #302 ?
I couldn't pronounce it correctly anyway. |
Feb 15 2010, 09:38 AM
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Yatta's Bitch
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Have you declared Jesus Christ to be your personal Lord and savior? DO you not know what is said in the book of Revelations about those who do not confess that Jesus Christ is Lord? They shall be left to burn forever in a great fire and their anus shall be torn to shreds by the phalluses of wild bulls. Their mouths shall be ripped open with the reproductive organs of mammoths and their faces will be covered in semen. These trials will mark only the beginning of their suffering since they have not professed that Jesus Christ is the Son of God, the Lord Most High and King of Kings.
__________________ I'm an Ivory Tower Elitist; get used to me calling you stupid.
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Feb 15 2010, 06:31 PM
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If Duke Nukem doesn't know Jesus, will his anus be savagely pillaged by wild bulls? If that happens, will Duke's adoring fans experience that sensation vicariously?
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Feb 15 2010, 06:42 PM
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Yatta's Bitch
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Knowing Jesus and professing Him as your personal Lord and Savior are two different things.
With that said, I'm pretty sure Duke doesn't have a personal Lord and Savior...and will thus feel the wrath of a horny bull. __________________ I'm an Ivory Tower Elitist; get used to me calling you stupid.
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Feb 15 2010, 08:23 PM
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Feb 15 2010, 09:24 PM
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Feb 16 2010, 01:20 AM
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![]() __________________ ?machines have no conscience?
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